The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:59 am

I really don't know where to begin,

by **Galted** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 12:14 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 12:33 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 12:43 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised
And this was nearly michaelised

by Guest Thu 18 Jan 2018, 12:47 pm

I really don't know where to begin
B*llocks or shaft or foreskin
TLD's circumcised
And this was nearly michaelised
I love bowling balls to stick my c0ck in!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 1:05 pm

I find that the holes are too small

by Guest Thu 18 Jan 2018, 1:20 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 9:21 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts

by No name Bertie Wed 24 Jan 2018, 1:07 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts
To measure the girls butts

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 24 Jan 2018, 1:27 pm

I find that the holes are too small
And the sheen is not shiny at all
That's why I use coconuts
To measure the girls butts
As for registers, I'm on them all

by No name Bertie Wed 24 Jan 2018, 6:20 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Jan 2018, 10:38 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head

by Guest Wed 24 Jan 2018, 11:00 pm

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!

by No name Bertie Thu 25 Jan 2018, 5:50 am

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!
Or I'll give you the Bobbitt chop

by Guest Thu 25 Jan 2018, 11:34 am

I'm so pleased that old rhyme was put to bed
I'm so pleased that my old lady gave me head
Oh Julius, stop!
Or I'll give you the Bobbitt chop
Did I tell you my sex drive was dead?

by No name Bertie Thu 25 Jan 2018, 2:16 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock

by Guest Thu 25 Jan 2018, 2:53 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck

by No name Bertie Thu 25 Jan 2018, 6:38 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said

by Guest Thu 25 Jan 2018, 7:28 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said
As she leaned to my head

by **Galted** Thu 25 Jan 2018, 10:23 pm

The Chemist had the cream still in stock
And the magic blue pill for my c0ck
About time! the wife said
As she leaned to my head
but my rectum unloaded with shock

by nadeem2099 Wed 31 Jan 2018, 1:49 pm

Spring time is nearly here

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Jan 2018, 2:55 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 31 Jan 2018, 3:11 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Jan 2018, 3:44 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed
But this wind has plucked

by **Pal Joey** Wed 31 Jan 2018, 8:28 pm

Spring time is nearly here
Always a time for great cheer
This rain can get F***ed
But this wind has plucked
A splinter which had lodged in my rear

by Guest Thu 01 Feb 2018, 1:33 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Feb 2018, 2:02 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 Feb 2018, 2:40 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair

by Guest Thu 01 Feb 2018, 2:42 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair
Who looked like Ric Flair

by **Galted** Thu 01 Feb 2018, 5:50 pm

I drunkenly passed out and fell
Down a deep and quite murky well
There was a girl with long hair
Who looked like Ric Flair
and was three times as big as Adele

by Guest Thu 01 Feb 2018, 6:37 pm

The folk chased me outta my town

by **Galted** Thu 01 Feb 2018, 10:01 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun

by Guest Thu 01 Feb 2018, 10:13 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Feb 2018, 10:56 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge
I took time to lodge

by Guest Thu 01 Feb 2018, 11:00 pm

The folk chased me outta my town
when I mistook a verb for a noun
As I ran out of Dodge
I took time to lodge
Then returned as a murderous clown

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Feb 2018, 10:07 am

Sound takes a long time to travel

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Feb 2018, 11:43 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel

by Guest Wed 07 Feb 2018, 11:48 am

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Feb 2018, 5:20 pm

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick

by Guest Wed 07 Feb 2018, 5:22 pm

Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick
Has a rug that is made out of gravel

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Feb 2018, 10:29 pm

FreekShow wrote:Sound takes a long time to travel
A carpet takes a while to unravel
A light shines quick
We all think rick
Has a rug that is made out of gravel

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Feb 2018, 7:12 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Feb 2018, 8:33 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Feb 2018, 8:42 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Feb 2018, 8:54 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice
Like that of Max Boyce

by Guest Thu 08 Feb 2018, 11:00 am

As I lay here on my gravelly rug
That feels like a grave that I dug
My furniture choice
Like that of Max Boyce
Is a table to snort all my drugs

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:07 am

CC V.3 is finally here!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:11 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer

by nadeem2099 Mon 19 Feb 2018, 2:49 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Feb 2018, 2:56 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ
Maybe Galted (he's camp)

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