FIFA Challenge League Homepage I

by **Afro** Mon 22 Oct 2018, 3:00 pm

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the FIFA Challenge League

Game uses FIFA 19 version as at 30/10/2018

This Week's Fixtures:

Links

https://www.twitch.tv/hero606v2

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rzMxThEbVCIiOq_gKOmMqH7WgcsIpYxleuPOWIzg-4Q/edit?usp=sharing

Team	_________	Manager
Bury	_________	$ka
Cambridge Utd	_________	Dolph
Carlisle United	_________	Fluxy
Cheltenham Town	_________	Twist
Colchester	_________	Azzy
Crawley Town	_________	Marky
Crewe Alexandra	_________	Nads
Exeter City	_________	Trebs
Forest Green	_________	TAB
Grimsby Town	_________	Fernando
Lincoln City	_________	Bam
Macclesfield	_________	Hero
Mansfield Town	_________	Rof
MK Dons	_________	Olly
Morecambe	_________	Afro
Newport County	_________	Sodhat

Matches	_________	Transfers	_________	Other
Fixtures	_________	Lawyers	_________	Rules
Table	_________	Foreigns	_________	Press Conferences
Injuries	_________	Releases	_________
Tactics	_________	Confirmation	_________
Results	_________		_________
Cards	_________		_________

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 1:38 pm

Afro wrote:
Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:
Azzy wrote:Ten minutes until Sheep closes bizatches, get your answers in now! We have 7 people with answers in, let's see if we can get a few more!

Also Dolph, the Apprentice is the best TV show there is. Bar none. And you're speaking to the guy who was on The Chase, and is also appearing in a Channel 5 documentary this winter.

100% agree. The Apprentice is the only TV show I'll specifically work my life round so I can watch live. That and Would I Lie To You whenever Bob Mortimer is on

Watching The Apprentice is an ego boost, letting you know that however stupid you think you are, there are always more stupid ones out there!

How Kurran lasted as long as he did I will never know.

by $ka Fri 09 Nov 2018, 1:40 pm

what is this sheep?

by Trebs Fri 09 Nov 2018, 1:43 pm

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:
Afro wrote:
Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:
Azzy wrote:Ten minutes until Sheep closes bizatches, get your answers in now! We have 7 people with answers in, let's see if we can get a few more!

Also Dolph, the Apprentice is the best TV show there is. Bar none. And you're speaking to the guy who was on The Chase, and is also appearing in a Channel 5 documentary this winter.

100% agree. The Apprentice is the only TV show I'll specifically work my life round so I can watch live. That and Would I Lie To You whenever Bob Mortimer is on

Watching The Apprentice is an ego boost, letting you know that however stupid you think you are, there are always more stupid ones out there!

How Kurran lasted as long as he did I will never know.

Kurran was a good lad - definitely didn't deserve to get fired this week.

Having said that, I'd have hired one of the women who favour a wipe clean outfit

by **Hero** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 1:46 pm

$ka wrote:what is this sheep?

It's basically Family Fortunes. Try and pick the answers that you think everyone else will pick. If you want in quickly PM Azzy your answers.

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 1:47 pm

$ka wrote:what is this sheep?

PM me answers to these 8 questions and give me the answer you think will be most popular:

1. Name an international team Wayne Rooney has scored against.
2. The Spice Girls are going on tour again, without Posh. Name one of the other four.
3. England are about to win their first ever test match in Galle - name one of their wicket takers in this match.
4. Red Dead Redemption 2 is getting a lot of accolades - some call it the best game of all time. What actually is the best computer game of all time?
5. Name a type of fish.
6. Name a German football team not named Bayern Munich or Borussia Dortmund.
7. Who will be the next Prime Minister of the UK?
8. It plays second fiddle to the Azzrentice, but the Apprentice is now down to its final 10 contestants. Name one of them.

You have 6 minutes before I start posting results!

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 1:57 pm

Going to the little boys' room, once I've zipped up I'll post answers.

by Renege Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:04 pm

Bob Mortimer on would I lie to you has been pure gold!!!

Great show in general though

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:06 pm

Question 1: Name an international team Wayne Rooney has scored against.

Croatia 6 - Afro, Bam, Dolph, Fluxy, Trebs, Marky clap

Brazil 2 - Azzy, Nadz
Switzerland 2 - Olly, Twist
Iceland 1 - Viva picard

Uruguay 1 - Hero picard

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 2
Afro 6
Bam 6
Dolph 6
Nadz 2
Fluxy 6
Viva 1
Trebs 6
Olly 2
Hero 1
Marky 6
Twist 2

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:06 pm

Azzy wrote:Ten minutes until Sheep closes bizatches, get your answers in now! We have 7 people with answers in, let's see if we can get a few more!

Also Dolph, the Apprentice is the best TV show there is. Bar none. And you're speaking to the guy who was on The Chase, and is also appearing in a Channel 5 documentary this winter.

Are you the Beast?

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:08 pm

Question 2: The Spice Girls are going on tour again, without Posh. Name one of the other four.

Baby 6 - Azzy, Dolph, Trebs, Olly, Marky, Twist clap

Ginger 3 - Bam, Viva, Hero
Scary 2 - Afro, Nadz
Sporty 1 - Fluxy picard

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 8
Afro 8
Bam 9
Dolph 12
Nadz 4
Fluxy 7
Viva 4
Trebs 12
Olly 8
Hero 4
Marky 12
Twist 8

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:10 pm

Question 3: England are about to win their first ever test match in Galle - name one of their wicket takers in this match.

Moeen 10 - almost everyone clap

Leach 1 - Afro picard

Stokes 1 - Hero picard

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 18
Afro 9
Bam 19
Dolph 22
Nadz 14
Fluxy 17
Viva 14
Trebs 22
Olly 18
Hero 5 laughing

Marky 22
Twist 18

by **Afro** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:11 pm

I'm still willing to forego any chance of winning to remain loyal to Somerset

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:12 pm

I already know I wont win due to my lack of desire to care about The Apprentice Laugh

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:14 pm

Question 4: Red Dead Redemption 2 is getting a lot of accolades - some call it the best game of all time. What actually is the best computer game of all time?

GTA V 2 - Azzy, Twist
Mario Kart 2 - Hero, Marky
Sensible Soccer 1 - Afro (with which I agree)
GTA Vice City 1 - Bam
Champ Man 97/98 1 - Dolph (I preferred 96/97 as you could sign Diego Maradona if you started in Scotland)
GTA San Andreas 1 - Nadz
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 - Fluxy (I mean...)
Zelda Ocarina of Time 1 - Viva
GTA 1 - Trebs
Brian Lara Cricket 2005 1 - Olly

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 20
Afro 10
Bam 20
Dolph 23
Nadz 15
Fluxy 18
Viva 15
Trebs 23
Olly 19
Hero 7 laughing

Marky 24
Twist 20

by Fluxy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:16 pm

Azzy wrote:Question 4: Red Dead Redemption 2 is getting a lot of accolades - some call it the best game of all time. What actually is the best computer game of all time?

GTA V 2 - Azzy, Twist
Mario Kart 2 - Hero, Marky
Sensible Soccer 1 - Afro (with which I agree)
GTA Vice City 1 - Bam
Champ Man 97/98 1 - Dolph (I preferred 96/97 as you could sign Diego Maradona if you started in Scotland)
GTA San Andreas 1 - Nadz
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 - Fluxy (I mean...)
Zelda Ocarina of Time 1 - Viva
GTA 1 - Trebs
Brian Lara Cricket 2005 1 - Olly

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 20
Afro 10
Bam 20
Dolph 23
Nadz 15
Fluxy 18
Viva 15
Trebs 23
Olly 19
Hero 7
Marky 24
Twist 20

I panicked, and there were too many to name!

I mean Michael's Owen World League Soccer 99 was up there...

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:18 pm

Question 5: Name a type of fish.

Gold 5 - Nadz, Viva, Trebs, Hero, Marky clap

Salmon 2 - Azzy, Bam
Cod 2 - Afro, Twist
Clown 2 - Dolph, Fluxy
Haddock 1 - Olly picard

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 22
Afro 12 laughing

Bam 22
Dolph 25
Nadz 20
Fluxy 20
Viva 20
Trebs 28
Olly 20
Hero 12 laughing

Marky 29
Twist 22

by **Afro** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:20 pm

If they bring out an Amiga Emulator with Sensible Soccer included on the Xbox or PS4, then I'll buy one!

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:21 pm

Question 6: Name a German football team not named Bayern Munich or Borussia Dortmund.

RB Leipzig 3 - Azzy, Dolph, Nadz
Bayer Leverkusen 3 - Trebs, Hero, Twist
Schalke 3 - Bam, Viva, Marky
Wolfsburg 2 - Fluxy, Olly
Werder Bremen 1 - Afro picard

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 25
Afro 13 laughing

Bam 25
Dolph 28
Nadz 23
Fluxy 22
Viva 23
Trebs 31 boxing

Olly 22
Hero 15
Marky 32 boxing

Twist 25

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:24 pm

Question 7: Who will be the next Prime Minister of the UK? (I knew this would kill me, but I could never bring myself to vote for that old todger)

Old Man Corbyn 5 - Afro, Bam, Dolph, Viva, Olly vomit

Boris Johnson 3 - Azzy, Fluxy, Twist
Jacob Rhys Mogg 2 - Hero, Marky
Dominic Raab 1 - Trebs picard

Tony Blair 1 - Nadz picard

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 28
Afro 18
Bam 30
Dolph 33
Nadz 24
Fluxy 25
Viva 28
Trebs 32
Olly 27
Hero 17
Marky 34
Twist 28

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:26 pm

And so here we are people, it all comes down to this: The Apprentice.

Will Afro keep his big nose ahead of Hero in the wooden spoon race? Can Marky hold off the advances of Trebs, and late entrant Dolph?

by **Afro** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:28 pm

Azzy wrote:Question 7: Who will be the next Prime Minister of the UK? (I knew this would kill me, but I could never bring myself to vote for that old todger)

Old Man Corbyn 5 - Afro, Bam, Dolph, Viva, Olly
Boris Johnson 3 - Azzy, Fluxy, Twist
Jacob Rhys Mogg 2 - Hero, Marky
Dominic Raab 1 - Trebs
Tony Blair 1 - Nadz

Scores on the doors:
Azzy 28
Afro 18
Bam 30
Dolph 33
Nadz 24
Fluxy 25
Viva 28
Trebs 32
Olly 27
Hero 17
Marky 34
Twist 28

I think the list of answers people have given just about sums up the lack of a decent choice.

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:31 pm

Ah man. I'd have won if I didn't feel the same as Azzy about Jeremy.

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:32 pm

Ron Jeremy would do a better job than Jeremy Corbyn.

by **Afro** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:33 pm

Marky wrote:Ah man. I'd have won if I didn't feel the same as Azzy about Jeremy.

So you picked Jacob Rhys Mogg instead? Shocked

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:34 pm

Question 8: It plays second fiddle to the Azzrentice, but the Apprentice is now down to its final 10 contestants. Name one of them.

Camilla 3 - Afro, Nadz, Olly
Kayode 2 - Azzy, Fluxy
Kurran 2 - Bam, Viva (despite being WRONG)
Steve 2 - Dolph, Marky (who the hell is Steve? And how the hell did both of you guess the wrong fake name?)
Sabrina 1 - Trebs (I'd give her 1 too)
Tom 1 - Twist
Jasmine 1 - Hero

Scores on the doors:
Marky 36 king

Dolph 35

Trebs 33

Bam 32

Azzy 30

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Viva 30

Olly 30

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Twist 29

Nadz 27

Fluxy 27

Afro 21

Hero 18

A very close game, just 9 points separating the top 10 players! And proving that stupidity can sometimes pay off, Dolph and Marky clearly came to a gentleman's agreement and gave the same fake wrong answer for question 8, meaning neither could top the other. I've never seen that before Laugh

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:34 pm

Afro wrote:
Marky wrote:Ah man. I'd have won if I didn't feel the same as Azzy about Jeremy.

So you picked Jacob Rhys Mogg instead?

He's most likely to replace Theresa, doesn't mean I'd vote Tory or Labour.

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:36 pm

Amazing

This is the part where Dolph has to admit we're similar people.

by Trebs Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:38 pm

Why did Sabrina only get one?

by **Hero** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:38 pm

Jesus H Christ I've never been that bad at Sheep before, those questions stank.

by Fluxy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:41 pm

Sabrina would get two

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:44 pm

Hero wrote:Jesus H Christ I've never been that bad at Sheep before, those questions stank.

Marky is twice as good as you, just confirms something we all knew.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:48 pm

Sabrina is not a patch on Camilla.

I'd like to give her some of my nut milk

Don't @ me

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:52 pm

Azzy wrote:
Hero wrote:Jesus H Christ I've never been that bad at Sheep before, those questions stank.
Marky is twice as wide as you, just confirms something we all knew.

Fixed

by **Afro** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 2:57 pm

Marky wrote:
Azzy wrote:
Hero wrote:Jesus H Christ I've never been that bad at Sheep before, those questions stank.
Marky is twice as wide as you, just confirms something we all knew.

Fixed

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by BamBam Fri 09 Nov 2018, 3:11 pm

I thought those questions were great, thanks Azzy

Haven't watched the apprentice for years, just knew Kurran was the Mr Winklechops on all the memes

by BamBam Fri 09 Nov 2018, 3:18 pm

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:Sabrina is not a patch on Camilla.

I'd like to give her some of my nut milk

Don't @ me

Having googled, Camilla ain't a patch on Sabrina

Jasmine doesn't look bad either Whistle

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 5:44 pm

Woot woot

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 5:47 pm

Thank you for doing Sheep Azzy.

You truly are the king of kings.

by Marky Fri 09 Nov 2018, 5:49 pm

Rof you need to stop baiting Fan on JA Laugh

I'm trying to skive quietly, not while sniggering...

by Azzy Fri 09 Nov 2018, 6:53 pm

Hey you guys, guess what?

Suck it:

by **Afro** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 6:59 pm

Azzy wrote:Hey you guys, guess what?

Suck it:

Spoiler:

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 8:34 pm

Car spoiler:

by $ka Fri 09 Nov 2018, 8:34 pm

Azzy wrote:Hey you guys, guess what?

Suck it:

Spoiler:

by Trebs Fri 09 Nov 2018, 9:56 pm

Marky wrote:Rof you need to stop baiting Fan on JA

I'm trying to skive quietly, not while sniggering...

Some top work there Laugh

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 11:20 pm

STEVE

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 09 Nov 2018, 11:26 pm

“What kind of bloke does business?”

Marky and I: “Sounds like a Steve”

by Marky Sat 10 Nov 2018, 9:28 am

SCHTEEVE

by **Hero** Sat 10 Nov 2018, 10:50 am

ROF, slight issue discovered in regards to your team...
Z. Diamond has retired and no longer is in Fifa.

by Renege Sat 10 Nov 2018, 11:07 am

Ah I thought he’d still be there if you hadn’t updated

Cant be bothered looking at it properly don’t think I have any other cbs? If not can you just move Gomes to cb and put Macdonald at dm.

by Renege Sat 10 Nov 2018, 11:07 am

Or not can’t be bothered so much as don’t have the time just now and no point waiting!

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