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Bustard tird.

Donbasstards.

Putin will reign in Ukraine.

Duty is the new sean. Instead of michealsing a thread, we'll be calling it doing our duty.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty is the new sean. Instead of michealsing a thread, we'll be calling it doing our duty.

I'm not doing Duty.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty is the new sean. Instead of michealsing a thread, we'll be calling it doing our duty.

I'm not doing Duty.

Homophobe.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty is the new sean. Instead of michealsing a thread, we'll be calling it doing our duty.

After michaelsing, doing your duty is always Donetsk best thing.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty is the new sean. Instead of michealsing a thread, we'll be calling it doing our duty.

After michaelsing, doing your duty is always Donetsk best thing.

That made me Schmyhal.

Fist after fist after fist is the only way to fight the fascist moderators.

Galted wrote:Fist after fist after fist is the only way to fight the fascist moderators.

That, and a cartoon sniper rifle.
Sicond.

Tird.

If you haven't done your duty; then I suggest you leave. Now.
And if you're already there... then stay where you are and do your duty.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty is the new sean. Instead of michealsing a thread, we'll be calling it doing our duty.

I'm not doing Duty.

Homophobe.

I love my home, actually.

Afternoon, all, are we all enjoying all the vaccine experts turning into international conflict experts?

Yeah, I see the golfers have got it covered.

Of course they have.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, all, are we all enjoying all the vaccine experts turning into international conflict experts?

It's really out of control now isn't it? Everyone's an expert. I had a go myself on the golf thread. It'll only get worse if China starts to step up.

How's the rain treating you, Rick? I saw footage of the Severn flooding. I know that's not near you but you had some heavy rain too?

Here it's the same. 142mm in a day. I had a river flowing down the side of the house yesterday. The street had a 3m wide fast flowing torrent flowing at a great rate where the gutter is. Luckily I'm on the crest of a ridge but even so it was a spectacular sight to behold.

I had to go to some low lying area near here today. It looked as though the banks of the river were about to burst. A horrible murky brown colour too.
Just managed to get back home via a different route... just didn't want to risk heading back into a flood zone. Even more rain on the way this week.

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, I see the golfers have got it covered.  

Did you see my short history of The Great Pivot Area, Supes?  More therapy for myself but I had to break up all the one liners.

Actually misquoted it in my excitement but Halford John Mackinder explained it better in 1904.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Geographical_Pivot_of_History

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, all, are we all enjoying all the vaccine experts turning into international conflict experts?

It's really out of control now isn't it? Everyone's an expert. I had a go myself on the golf thread. It'll only get worse if China starts to step up.

How's the rain treating you, Rick? I saw footage of the Severn flooding. I know that's not near you but you had some heavy rain too?

Here it's the same. 142mm in a day. I had a river flowing down the side of the house yesterday. The street had a 3m wide fast flowing torrent flowing at a great rate where the gutter is. Luckily I'm on the crest of a ridge but even so it was a spectacular sight to behold.

I had to go to some low lying area near here today. It looked as though the banks of the river were about to burst. A horrible murky brown colour too.
Just managed to get back home via a different route... just didn't want to risk heading back into a flood zone. Even more rain on the way this week.

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, I see the golfers have got it covered.  

Did you see my short history of The Great Pivot Area, Supes?  More therapy for myself but I had to break up all the one liners.

Actually misquoted it in my excitement but Halford John Mackinder explained it better in 1904.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Geographical_Pivot_of_History

Just got away with flooding, Peej, we got flooded big time 6 years ago and a lot of money went into flood defence which appears to have worked, mainly due to the on site team putting in a massive shift making sure they are all in place and working  An area up the road got hit big time with sinkholes and a few families have lost their houses.

But is is all done now with any luck, and thanks for the concern.

Another life-risking fist.

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, all, are we all enjoying all the vaccine experts turning into international conflict experts?

It's really out of control now isn't it? Everyone's an expert. I had a go myself on the golf thread. It'll only get worse if China starts to step up.

How's the rain treating you, Rick? I saw footage of the Severn flooding. I know that's not near you but you had some heavy rain too?

Here it's the same. 142mm in a day. I had a river flowing down the side of the house yesterday. The street had a 3m wide fast flowing torrent flowing at a great rate where the gutter is. Luckily I'm on the crest of a ridge but even so it was a spectacular sight to behold.

I had to go to some low lying area near here today. It looked as though the banks of the river were about to burst. A horrible murky brown colour too.
Just managed to get back home via a different route... just didn't want to risk heading back into a flood zone. Even more rain on the way this week.

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, I see the golfers have got it covered.  

Did you see my short history of The Great Pivot Area, Supes?  More therapy for myself but I had to break up all the one liners.

Actually misquoted it in my excitement but Halford John Mackinder explained it better in 1904.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Geographical_Pivot_of_History

I enjoyed your contribution, PJ, it's the others I have a problem with.

Can recommend The Rest is History podcast. They've put up some excellent episodes about the birth of both Russia and the Ukraine recently and they give some historical context to what's happening now.

... and a snowbound sicond.

I've been saying for years that people with small eyes or eyes too close together shouldn't be trusted. I've probably said it on here more than once.

Putin is a perfect example of it. Double threat in fact. Teeeeny tiny eyes and very close together.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been saying for years that people with small eyes or eyes too close together shouldn't be trusted. I've probably said it on here more than once.

Putin is a perfect example of it. Double threat in fact. Teeeeny tiny eyes and very close together.

Bjorn Borg.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been saying for years that people with small eyes or eyes too close together shouldn't be trusted. I've probably said it on here more than once.

Putin is a perfect example of it. Double threat in fact. Teeeeny tiny eyes and very close together.

Bjorn Borg.

Kevin Painter.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been saying for years that people with small eyes or eyes too close together shouldn't be trusted. I've probably said it on here more than once.

Putin is a perfect example of it. Double threat in fact. Teeeeny tiny eyes and very close together.

Bjorn Borg.

What about the rest of ABBA?

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been saying for years that people with small eyes or eyes too close together shouldn't be trusted. I've probably said it on here more than once.

Putin is a perfect example of it. Double threat in fact. Teeeeny tiny eyes and very close together.

Bjorn Borg.

Kevin Painter.

Did she mind?

I see Liz Truss has summoned the Russian ambassador to Downing St. That will sort the situation out.

In my previous life, I used to deal with the Russians quite a lot. Some proper rough nights out with them. Was in some bar in Moscow once and they were ordering bottles of very expensive Champagne, filling pint glasses with it and then dropping shots of very expensive scotch in it. I still, to this day, don't recall how I got back to my hotel.

But they have some, erm, old fashioned views on women. They were slapping the waitresses on the bum and all sorts. This was only a decade ago.

I quite like the thought of the Russian ambassador slapping Liz on the bum and telling her to 'stick the kettle on, love'.

I can't help thinking that the delay between truss getting slapped and her registering that it had happened would be considerable

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see Liz Truss has summoned the Russian ambassador to Downing St. That will sort the situation out.

In my previous life, I used to deal with the Russians quite a lot. Some proper rough nights out with them. Was in some bar in Moscow once and they were ordering bottles of very expensive Champagne, filling pint glasses with it and then dropping shots of very expensive scotch in it. I still, to this day, don't recall how I got back to my hotel.

But they have some, erm, old fashioned views on women. They were slapping the waitresses on the bum and all sorts. This was only a decade ago.

I quite like the thought of the Russian ambassador slapping Liz on the bum and telling her to 'stick the kettle on, love'.

Was it especially uncomfortable on the Arctic Convoys?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been saying for years that people with small eyes or eyes too close together shouldn't be trusted. I've probably said it on here more than once.

Putin is a perfect example of it. Double threat in fact. Teeeeny tiny eyes and very close together.

I reckon they're born with normally-spaced eyes which close in from all the trying to look into cubicles and at people's PIN codes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see Liz Truss has summoned the Russian ambassador to Downing St

She could summon me anytime

Worked with a few Russians too over the years. Always had a good laugh with them.

This one bloke (named Vlad as it happens) once showed me a photograph of himself on a rocky beach... probably somewhere on the Black Sea, standing next to what looked like an older woman. Not that pretty on the eye... but it's subjective I know.

Just as I was about to say "Is that your mother?" he said "... and here picture of me with wife on our honyeeemoyn."

Lucky for me. Vlad was a huge guy, ex-army and always keen to show off his strength. He was always moving heavy boxes around the office and saying "no problem.. it's easy... I can do" Great chap to have on your side. He was quite savvy when it came to computers. Always went out of his way to help others. After shunting them off their chair and saying "OK... Let's see what problem is with PC..." it was usually followed up by "seems like your config.sys is corrupt. It's OK. I have copyeee on thumb drive. Don't worry I can fyix!"

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see Liz Truss has summoned the Russian ambassador to Downing St

She could summon me anytime

What a comeback. Peak sean.

Quite like her and that chef ‘Andy’ off great British menu at the moment

You still like the Scottish weather lady with the big norks?

Gone off her a bit

BBC breakfast started to irritate me and she has become a casualty of that situation

seanmichaels wrote:BBC breakfast started to irritate me and she has become a casualty of that situation

What about Coren-Mitchell. You still getting a semi on for her?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:BBC breakfast started to irritate me and she has become a casualty of that situation

What about Coren-Mitchell. You still getting a semi on for her?

Yes, and she’s a piss head. I got 4 answers on the connection rounds in one episode in the last series. Otho k she’s like me

Starmer always looks as if you could reduce him to tears with a quick wedgie

It's a f*cking honour and privilege to once again have the opportunity to unmichaels an official michaelsing.

Clearly a deliberate ploy to look back to the past….. is galted still with the ruskie? Awkward

seanmichaels wrote:Clearly a deliberate ploy to look back to the past…..   is galted still with the ruskie? Awkward

Yep, she and all her bread queue, cold war, Sputnik mates hate Putin so not as awkward as I'd like.

Seems the site crashed with all the excitement about the michaels return.

Bit risky slipping another fist in with the Solihull Gestapo about but I refuse to be cowed in my quest for the truth.

#gamersmatter
#vengeancebow>sniperrifle

You can't handle the truth!
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
Sicond.

Post michaels tird.

Sh1t on here today.
Anyone got any Space Invaders tips?

Stuck in a little vortex between Rugby, the war and the work I should be doing.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sh1t on here today.
Anyone got any Space Invaders tips?

You want to get yourself a PS or XBox.

lostinwales wrote:Stuck in a little vortex between Rugby, the war and the work I should be doing.

You want to get yourself a PS or XBox.

Must say I'm quite looking forward to the Eng Wales game, one of the highlights of the sporting year.

Galted wrote:Must say I'm quite looking forward to the Eng Wales game, one of the highlights of the sporting year.

But not for the rugby moderators of 606v2.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sh1t on here today.
Anyone got any Space Invaders tips?

You want to get yourself a PS or XBox.

I don't want an XBox.

PS. Or a PS.