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rIck_dAgless wrote:A friend of mine has just got a job in Sydney (i think) and is moving to Coogee, I assume this is a good step up from Bradford

Perhaps Rick but there are nicer beach side places than Coogee (in my opinion). It's very popular with travellers because it's close to Bondi and the city. Always a chance you might bump into Dave Warner or one of the Bra Boys... so it has that uneasy mix of fear / feral element about the place. Most English and Irish folk love that particular aspect though.

Pal Joey wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:A friend of mine has just got a job in Sydney (i think) and is moving to Coogee, I assume this is a good step up from Bradford

Perhaps Rick but there are nicer beach side places than Coogee (in my opinion). It's very popular with travellers because it's close to Bondi and the city. Always a chance you might bump into Dave Warner or one of the Bra Boys... so it has that uneasy mix of fear / feral element about the place. Most English and Irish folk love that particular aspect though.

That would make sense then, as he had stayed there as a traveler previously, so probably has good memories, he has a permanent work visa this time though, sponsored by the company, so I guess he will have time to make his own mind up, he's a good guy so I hope it works for him.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Whereabouts are you going, G-Man? Durban has its fair share of Madagascan spitting cobras. Also a few boomslang which you wouldn't want to get a bite from.

The one you really want to avoid is the black mamba (the snake, not the dildo. Not casting any judgements on that) as they are particularly nasty bites. They are actually a dark grey colour (the black moniker comes from the colour of the inside of their mouth) so best you or Jr avoid picking one of those up. Lots of urban myths about them (they chase humans etc etc) but most of them are b*llocks. But don't get bitten by one, that would be my advice. It will hurt and potentially kill you. There are enough dead people around here already, don't want you adding to the list.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Whereabouts are you going, G-Man? Durban has its fair share of Madagascan spitting cobras. Also a few boomslang which you wouldn't want to get a bite from.

The one you really want to avoid is the black mamba (the snake, not the dildo. Not casting any judgements on that) as they are particularly nasty bites. They are actually a dark grey colour (the black moniker comes from the colour of the inside of their mouth) so best you or Jr avoid picking one of those up. Lots of urban myths about them (they chase humans etc etc) but most of them are b*llocks. But don't get bitten by one, that would be my advice. It will hurt and potentially kill you. There are enough dead people around here already, don't want you adding to the list.

Thanks for the concern and advice. Will be oop north visiting t'family. They're in the greater Kruger but nearest towns are Phalaborwa and Hoedspruit.
Quite a mixed bag of snakes, the most common venomous ones are puffadders and Mozambique spitting cobras, which I assume you were referring to, though I may be wrong. They do get the odd snouted cobra and on rare occasions a black mamba, though these tend to stick to the hillier areas, fingers crossed. They get some decent sized scorpions too, so with a bit of luck I'll have some saucy photos for you.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Whereabouts are you going, G-Man? Durban has its fair share of Madagascan spitting cobras. Also a few boomslang which you wouldn't want to get a bite from.

The one you really want to avoid is the black mamba (the snake, not the dildo. Not casting any judgements on that) as they are particularly nasty bites. They are actually a dark grey colour (the black moniker comes from the colour of the inside of their mouth) so best you or Jr avoid picking one of those up. Lots of urban myths about them (they chase humans etc etc) but most of them are b*llocks. But don't get bitten by one, that would be my advice. It will hurt and potentially kill you. There are enough dead people around here already, don't want you adding to the list.

Thanks for the concern and advice. Will be oop north visiting t'family. They're in the greater Kruger but nearest towns are Phalaborwa and Hoedspruit.
Quite a mixed bag of snakes, the most common venomous ones are puffadders and Mozambique spitting cobras, which I assume you were referring to, though I may be wrong. They do get the odd snouted cobra and on rare occasions a black mamba, though these tend to stick to the hillier areas, fingers crossed. They get some decent sized scorpions too, so with a bit of luck I'll have some saucy photos for you.

Yes, Mozambique, not Madagascan. Good job you're on the ball. That could have caused you some mischief.

I'll look forward to the phylum arthropoda porn.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Whereabouts are you going, G-Man? Durban has its fair share of Madagascan spitting cobras. Also a few boomslang which you wouldn't want to get a bite from.

The one you really want to avoid is the black mamba (the snake, not the dildo. Not casting any judgements on that) as they are particularly nasty bites. They are actually a dark grey colour (the black moniker comes from the colour of the inside of their mouth) so best you or Jr avoid picking one of those up. Lots of urban myths about them (they chase humans etc etc) but most of them are b*llocks. But don't get bitten by one, that would be my advice. It will hurt and potentially kill you. There are enough dead people around here already, don't want you adding to the list.

Thanks for the concern and advice. Will be oop north visiting t'family. They're in the greater Kruger but nearest towns are Phalaborwa and Hoedspruit.
Quite a mixed bag of snakes, the most common venomous ones are puffadders and Mozambique spitting cobras, which I assume you were referring to, though I may be wrong. They do get the odd snouted cobra and on rare occasions a black mamba, though these tend to stick to the hillier areas, fingers crossed. They get some decent sized scorpions too, so with a bit of luck I'll have some saucy photos for you.

Yes, Mozambique, not Madagascan. Good job you're on the ball. That could have caused you some mischief.

I'll look forward to the phylum arthropoda porn.

The in-laws went with us last time round and my mother found a huge scorpion under their bed. Unfortunately, I never thought to confront her about why she was hiding under their bed. Apparently it wasn't a very dangerous specimen.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Whereabouts are you going, G-Man? Durban has its fair share of Madagascan spitting cobras. Also a few boomslang which you wouldn't want to get a bite from.

The one you really want to avoid is the black mamba (the snake, not the dildo. Not casting any judgements on that) as they are particularly nasty bites. They are actually a dark grey colour (the black moniker comes from the colour of the inside of their mouth) so best you or Jr avoid picking one of those up. Lots of urban myths about them (they chase humans etc etc) but most of them are b*llocks. But don't get bitten by one, that would be my advice. It will hurt and potentially kill you. There are enough dead people around here already, don't want you adding to the list.

Thanks for the concern and advice. Will be oop north visiting t'family. They're in the greater Kruger but nearest towns are Phalaborwa and Hoedspruit.
Quite a mixed bag of snakes, the most common venomous ones are puffadders and Mozambique spitting cobras, which I assume you were referring to, though I may be wrong. They do get the odd snouted cobra and on rare occasions a black mamba, though these tend to stick to the hillier areas, fingers crossed. They get some decent sized scorpions too, so with a bit of luck I'll have some saucy photos for you.

Yes, Mozambique, not Madagascan. Good job you're on the ball. That could have caused you some mischief.

I'll look forward to the phylum arthropoda porn.

The in-laws went with us last time round and my mother found a huge scorpion under their bed. Unfortunately, I never thought to confront her about why she was hiding under their bed. Apparently it wasn't a very dangerous specimen.

Bigger the pincers, less venomous the stinger. General rule for you.

Comforting that a small pr*ck can still be effective.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Ironic that the thread was michaelsed having set itself up beautifully for a michaels anecdote.

Yeah, I was going to type for the last line "So let's michaelise this limerick instead" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, mate.

How's it going, Galts?

It just got cold here. Can't complain though. It was a pretty good run from last September... apart from all the flooding rains which have now stopped.

Good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

Getting warm here, just in time for my rearranged holiday to SA.  Temperatures where I'm going will probably be similar to London, perhaps a bit warmer, so hopefully the snakes have packed it in for the winter and found somewhere to sleep, don't need Jr befriending any spitting cobras.

Whereabouts are you going, G-Man? Durban has its fair share of Madagascan spitting cobras. Also a few boomslang which you wouldn't want to get a bite from.

The one you really want to avoid is the black mamba (the snake, not the dildo. Not casting any judgements on that) as they are particularly nasty bites. They are actually a dark grey colour (the black moniker comes from the colour of the inside of their mouth) so best you or Jr avoid picking one of those up. Lots of urban myths about them (they chase humans etc etc) but most of them are b*llocks. But don't get bitten by one, that would be my advice. It will hurt and potentially kill you. There are enough dead people around here already, don't want you adding to the list.

Thanks for the concern and advice. Will be oop north visiting t'family. They're in the greater Kruger but nearest towns are Phalaborwa and Hoedspruit.
Quite a mixed bag of snakes, the most common venomous ones are puffadders and Mozambique spitting cobras, which I assume you were referring to, though I may be wrong. They do get the odd snouted cobra and on rare occasions a black mamba, though these tend to stick to the hillier areas, fingers crossed. They get some decent sized scorpions too, so with a bit of luck I'll have some saucy photos for you.

Yes, Mozambique, not Madagascan. Good job you're on the ball. That could have caused you some mischief.

I'll look forward to the phylum arthropoda porn.

The in-laws went with us last time round and my mother found a huge scorpion under their bed. Unfortunately, I never thought to confront her about why she was hiding under their bed. Apparently it wasn't a very dangerous specimen.

Bigger the pincers, less venomous the stinger. General rule for you.

Comforting that a small pr*ck can still be effective.

This one had pincers the size of forklift trucks and a long, thin tail.

Digressing slightly but my brother's recently installed a camera at their waterhole and there've been plenty of lions plus a pack of wild dogs and a leopard visiting over the past few weeks, which very likely means we'll see f*ck-all and have to listen to stories about the lions, wild dogs and leopard with lots of references to the luck of the draw.

rIck_dAgless wrote:A friend of mine has just got a job in Sydney (i think) and is moving to Coogee, I assume this is a good step up from Bradford

Coogee was a nice little spot the last time I was there (about 10 years ago) - not sure what it's like now. Not as busy or as touristy as Bondi.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:A friend of mine has just got a job in Sydney (i think) and is moving to Coogee, I assume this is a good step up from Bradford

Coogee was a nice little spot the last time I was there (about 10 years ago) - not sure what it's like now.  Not as busy or as touristy as Bondi.  

The name Coogee is said to be taken from a local Aboriginal word koojah which means "smelly place". Another version is koo-chai or koo-jah, both of which mean "the smell of the seaweed drying" in the Bidigal language, or "stinking seaweed", a reference to the smell of decaying kelp washed up on the beach.

I guess it's OK. I love eating seaweed the way the Japanese cook it. Always small portions but I could easily eat more.

On aboriginal language. I grew up in a place called "always there"... or "permanent". I guess it always was, is and will be there.

Sicond

Fist. Only 3 1/2 years until the next thread split.

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  Only 3 1/2 years until the next thread split.  

Hopefully this post reduces that gap a little.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  Only 3 1/2 years until the next thread split.  

Hopefully this post reduces that gap a little.

I'll now release the hand break....

Check out my video on the Politics thread. Always ahead of the (media) pack. Bunch of idiots....

Good work PJ - sorry I'd always just assumed that this was the Australian PM.

superflyweight wrote:Good work PJ - sorry I'd always just assumed that this was the Australian PM.

That's pretty much him or what he'd like to be doing... according to some. I actually think he tries hard but every now and then he puts his foot in it like when he said "I don't hold a hose" when he had to cut short his holiday in Hawaii... in the middle of the bushfires. Just bad timing and not the thing to say.

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Good work PJ - sorry I'd always just assumed that this was the Australian PM.

That's pretty much him or what he'd like to be doing... according to some. I actually think he tries hard but every now and then he puts his foot in it like when he said "I don't hold a hose" when he had to cut short his holiday in Hawaii... in the middle of the bushfires. Just bad timing and not the thing to say.

That's the line I use when Mrs Superfly complains that I miss the toilet.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Good work PJ - sorry I'd always just assumed that this was the Australian PM.

That's pretty much him or what he'd like to be doing... according to some. I actually think he tries hard but every now and then he puts his foot in it like when he said "I don't hold a hose" when he had to cut short his holiday in Hawaii... in the middle of the bushfires. Just bad timing and not the thing to say.

That's the line I use when Mrs Superfly complains that I miss the toilet.  

I bet that's not the only time she cops a spray from you.

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Good work PJ - sorry I'd always just assumed that this was the Australian PM.

That's pretty much him or what he'd like to be doing... according to some. I actually think he tries hard but every now and then he puts his foot in it like when he said "I don't hold a hose" when he had to cut short his holiday in Hawaii... in the middle of the bushfires. Just bad timing and not the thing to say.

That's the line I use when Mrs Superfly complains that I miss the toilet.  

I bet that's not the only time she cops a spray from you.

L*l out loud

I'm back in the F.I
Back in the F.I.
Back in the F. I.S.T

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm back in the F.I
Back in the F.I.
Back in the F. I.S.T

Hope you can do something about all the smut PJ and Super are subjecting me to.

It degrades women, which I hate.

It's only degrading Mrs Superfly. I think we all agree that's acceptable.

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's only degrading Mrs Superfly. I think we all agree that's acceptable.

As does she. Tird.

I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

I hope not, he was a nice fella.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

I hope not, he was a nice fella.

That can go on his gravestone.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Now you know the pain and grief when a much loved poster disappears without warning or explanation.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Now you know the pain and grief when a much loved poster disappears without warning or explanation.

Shah will be back, Jules, don't worry.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Now you know the pain and grief when a much loved poster disappears without warning or explanation.

Shah will be back, Jules, don't worry.

Shah who?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Now you know the pain and grief when a much loved poster disappears without warning or explanation.

Shah will be back, Jules, don't worry.

Shah who?

Bless you

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Now you know the pain and grief when a much loved poster disappears without warning or explanation.

Shah will be back, Jules, don't worry.

Shah who?

Bless you

Excellent work.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I beginning to think LiW is actually (literally) dead.

Now you know the pain and grief when a much loved poster disappears without warning or explanation.

Shah will be back, Jules, don't worry.

Shah who?

Bless you

Excellent work.

I'll never understand why this thread doesn't go viral when we have content like that.

Fist.

Sicond.

Still no sign of LiW or Shah. Maybe they're still locked in a duel in the store room at the nuclear power plant... with Elon Musk officiating?

How are you going, Super?

tird

https://nationaltoday.com/national-limerick-day/

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

Still no sign of LiW or Shah. Maybe they're still locked in a duel in the store room at the nuclear power plant... with Elon Musk officiating?

How are you going, Super?

I'm tickety-boo, thanks PJ. My Australian nephew has just turned 16 and has got his L plates, so be careful on the roads out there. I wouldn't give him the remote control for the TV so Christ knows what damage he'll do behind the wheel.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

Still no sign of LiW or Shah. Maybe they're still locked in a duel in the store room at the nuclear power plant... with Elon Musk officiating?

How are you going, Super?

I'm tickety-boo, thanks PJ.  My Australian nephew has just turned 16 and has got his L plates, so be careful on the roads out there.  I wouldn't give him the remote control for the TV so Christ knows what damage he'll do behind the wheel.    

If I see him I'll be sure to give him plenty of room.
So I just have to look out for a 16 year old driving a van with a remote control in the other hand and give him some space?

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

Still no sign of LiW or Shah. Maybe they're still locked in a duel in the store room at the nuclear power plant... with Elon Musk officiating?

How are you going, Super?

I'm tickety-boo, thanks PJ.  My Australian nephew has just turned 16 and has got his L plates, so be careful on the roads out there.  I wouldn't give him the remote control for the TV so Christ knows what damage he'll do behind the wheel.    

If I see him I'll be sure to give him plenty of room.
So I just have to look out for a 16 year old driving a van with a remote control in the other hand and give him some space?

Or ram him off the road Mad Max style.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

Still no sign of LiW or Shah. Maybe they're still locked in a duel in the store room at the nuclear power plant... with Elon Musk officiating?

How are you going, Super?

I'm tickety-boo, thanks PJ.  My Australian nephew has just turned 16 and has got his L plates, so be careful on the roads out there.  I wouldn't give him the remote control for the TV so Christ knows what damage he'll do behind the wheel.    

If I see him I'll be sure to give him plenty of room.
So I just have to look out for a 16 year old driving a van with a remote control in the other hand and give him some space?

Or ram him off the road Mad Max style.  

...and then ask him to stop stalking his uncle on JurisprudenceGram.

These fists feel empty.

I'll sicond that.

Sh*t on here today.

It's been sh*t all week. We need to go away and really have a think about our behaviour. We can come back from this but everyone will need to up their game. I want everyone to come up with 5 new ideas to spice up discussion on this thread by 5pm on Monday. 5 by 5!

superflyweight wrote:It's been sh*t all week.  We need to go away and really have a think about our behaviour.  We can come back from this but everyone will need to up their game.  I want everyone to come up with 5 new ideas to spice up discussion on this thread by 5pm on Monday.  5 by 5!

I think rIck said he'd do a quiz - that was sometime just after the first lockdown started.

Beating PJ to the southern hemisphere conference fist.

Reet Northern sicond.

Galted wrote:Beating PJ to the southern hemisphere conference fist.

Torrid.

Welcome to below the equator! How's the wildlife so far? Been bitten or partially mauled by anything yet?

One of my friends got stung by something here on the weekend. I was moving a large tropical plant to give away and had temporarily placed it in an open area on the lawn to check for any spiders under the rim - before moving it into the boot of the car.

Something must have been hiding in amongst the leaves and objected to the move. I actually saw it for a brief moment.
It was sort of like a hover fly (black and yellow stripes) but it could have been a small wasp of some sort?

Anyway, it was very quick to strike. Then it dashed off... like a proper antipodean criminal or convict leaving the scene of the crime.

It certainly caused a bit of pain on the fleshy part of my friend's palm. She carried on a bit as if she'd been "poisoned".
I had to dig out the savlon cream and calamine lotion from the bottom drawer in the upstairs bathroom just to shut her up.

Well played PJ. If that story doesn't excite Tina into posting then I don't know what will.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Beating PJ to the southern hemisphere conference fist.

Torrid.

Welcome to below the equator! How's the wildlife so far? Been bitten or partially mauled by anything yet?

One of my friends got stung by something here on the weekend. I was moving a large tropical plant to give away and had temporarily placed it in an open area on the lawn to check for any spiders under the rim - before moving it into the boot of the car.

Something must have been hiding in amongst the leaves and objected to the move. I actually saw it for a brief moment.
It was sort of like a hover fly (black and yellow stripes) but it could have been a small wasp of some sort?

Anyway, it was very quick to strike. Then it dashed off... like a proper antipodean criminal or convict leaving the scene of the crime.

It certainly caused a bit of pain on the fleshy part of my friend's palm. She carried on a bit as if she'd been "poisoned".
I had to dig out the savlon cream and calamine lotion from the bottom drawer in the upstairs bathroom just to shut her up.

Not too far off, had a very unpleasant encounter with a young male elephant. Repeatedly bumping the front and driver's door of the open landcruiser. Close up views of its trunk and mouth though I was too busy trying to keep jr on the floor to take any decent footage.
Can't understand why the c*nts are a protected species.

Unfortunately, I've not had too many scorpion encounters to lure Tino.

superflyweight wrote:Well played PJ.  If that story doesn't excite Tina into posting then I don't know what will.  

Yeah, that will do it.

Also rather excitingly, someone from Runcorn called John the Welder has just requested a song on the radio. The "welder" moniker could well be literal or a euphemism for how he tortures his victims. Hard to know.

Since you asked, he picked Saturn 5 by Inspiral Carpets. Not a bad tune actually. Could have been a lot worse.