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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Galted wrote:

Bit hurtful that you give other people sh*t advice and not me.  I hope Jeff put his collection of jazz records on it.

You've never asked for sh*t advice. I'd have been happy to provide some.

Had I known Jeff's jazz collection was on the line, I'd have deliberately mislead him, rather than just getting it completely wrong.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Bit hurtful that you give other people sh*t advice and not me.  I hope Jeff put his collection of jazz records on it.

You've never asked for sh*t advice. I'd have been happy to provide some.

Had I known Jeff's jazz collection was on the line, I'd have deliberately mislead him, rather than just getting it completely wrong.

Cheers, Tino, means a lot.  So much, in fact, that I'm prepared to ignore your misuse of 'mislead'.

It's possible that nobody wanted the jazz collection and it's all that he was left with after you ruined him.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

No difference in the before and after pictures.

Only a mile or so from where I grew up (although that estate was considered to be nicer than the one I grew up in).  Has always been bandit country and definitely advisable to check your car is in good working order before attempting to drive through it and if you can, have someone literally ride shotgun.  

Captain of my youth football team was from Kirkton - he once got a match abandoned by starting a fight with all four opposition defenders, which he won, but which resulted in all 5 of them being sent off and the other side being unable to continue.  This was under 13's.  

They are bunch of soft c*cks in Argentina, Supes. Your old Kirkton team would just have carried on and had a 5 aside game.

Spoiler:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

No difference in the before and after pictures.

Only a mile or so from where I grew up (although that estate was considered to be nicer than the one I grew up in).  Has always been bandit country and definitely advisable to check your car is in good working order before attempting to drive through it and if you can, have someone literally ride shotgun.  

Captain of my youth football team was from Kirkton - he once got a match abandoned by starting a fight with all four opposition defenders, which he won, but which resulted in all 5 of them being sent off and the other side being unable to continue.  This was under 13's.  

They are bunch of soft c*cks in Argentina, Supes. Your old Kirkton team would just have carried on and had a 5 aside game.

Spoiler:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker." As noted above, this was under 13's.

Afternoon, all, last time I played in a Dundonian Sunday league, I spent most of the first half getting kicked to F**k by some chav, so I cropped him back, and he had to go off, and was subsequently replaced by his dad, who spent the whole second half trying to kick me to f**k.

In other news, loving seeing Musk publicly out himself as the bumbling f**k knuckle I have always suspected him to be.

Afternoon all.

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, all, last time I played in a Dundonian Sunday league, I spent most of the first half getting kicked to F**k by some chav, so I cropped him back, and he had to go off, and was subsequently replaced by his dad, who spent the whole second half trying to kick me to f**k.

In other news, loving seeing Musk publicly out himself as the bumbling f**k knuckle I have always suspected him to be.

Afternoon all.

Afternoon riCK. Glad to you representing the North West with those mad Scots.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, all, last time I played in a Dundonian Sunday league, I spent most of the first half getting kicked to F**k by some chav, so I cropped him back, and he had to go off, and was subsequently replaced by his dad, who spent the whole second half trying to kick me to f**k.

In other news, loving seeing Musk publicly out himself as the bumbling f**k knuckle I have always suspected him to be.

Afternoon all.

Afternoon riCK. Glad to you representing the North West with those mad Scots.

I think the old guy nearly had a heart attack to be fair.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

OK, I reckon it was a javelin.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

This the kind of content I visit the internet for.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

OK, I reckon it was a javelin.

l*l. I'm leaving that in there as your response is rather good.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

OK, I reckon it was a javelin.

L*l out loud.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

This the kind of content I visit the internet for.

It gets better, Galted. They weren't even Gav's jump leads! l*l. PMSL. LMFAO. Who would have thought it! Not even his jump leads!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Or, as happened in our case, continue the fight in the car park and have a fat lad from the other team pick up a corner flag and launch it like a spear at our mini-bus windows because my mate Denny called him a "fat w*nker."  As noted above, this was under 13's.

He sounds a bit sensitive. Denny was only making an observation but the sound of things.

Reminds me of a guy we had at school called Gavin King. He played 2nd row and was quite the unit. We had a particularly violent game of rugby once where, during a scrum, one of the opposition 2nd rows let go of his bind and repeatedly punched Gav in the face till the scrum was over. Both teams then had a massive punch up outside the changing rooms at the end. More or less encouraged by our PE teacher. Anyway, Gav then disappeared to the gym and came back armed with a discuss. He burst into their changing room and threw it frisbee style in the general direction of the guy he'd had the running battle with. He missed but probably a good job as might well have killed him.

Gav (genuinely) ended up serving a spell in prison for beating the sh*t out of someone outside a bar in Salford. Part of the beating involved Gav whipping the guy in the face with some jump leads. I wasn't at the Salford incident but I was there when he picked a pool ball up and threw it square in the face of some radge in a pub one night. Not quite full Carlin from Scum, but not far off.

On reflection, Gav could well have been SerialDAVE.

This the kind of content I visit the internet for.

It gets better, Galted. They weren't even Gav's jump leads! l*l. PMSL. LMFAO. Who would have thought it! Not even his jump leads!

ROFL. There owner must of been fuuuuuuuming!!!!

Fist.

Deserved michaelsing yesterday. What I should have typed was 'feeeewwwwwmin'.

A few good min?
Sicond.

Understanding your references is a mission impossible.

Galted wrote:Understanding your references is a mission impossible.

C'mon Galted, Jules is a legend.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Understanding your references is a mission impossible.

C'mon Galted, Jules is a legend.  

And perhaps the greatest moralistic crusader super hero of our times.

When he discards his slippers, puts the cat back outside and dons his cape and deerstalker hat... the world is already a better place.
And that's all before he strides confidently to the front gate, checking for any mail and properly discarding any junk leaflets into the correct bin.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Understanding your references is a mission impossible.

C'mon Galted, Jules is a legend.  

Very good, that's a top pun.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Understanding your references is a mission impossible.

C'mon Galted, Jules is a legend.  

Very good, that's a top pun.

Well done in bringing the thread back on point, despite PJ's efforts to derail it. Must be because he's from a rogue nation.

Nice to see Garang Kuol get a run out for the Socceroos, Peej.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice to see Garang Kuol get a run out for the Socceroos, Peej.

My Geordie mate from our cricket team was absolutely jazzed about this kid joining Newcastle. The WhatsApp group was alive with Garang Kuol stories. He'd never seen him so much as kick a football but he is definitely the next Messi.

Had to remind him that Geordies should be seen (small doses) and not heard.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice to see Garang Kuol get a run out for the Socceroos, Peej.

I've hardly heard of him, rick. I wish him well.

With a name like an Egyptian energy drink he should have some stamina.

He's an amazing prospect from what I've read and the very little I've seen. Hope the Aussies go well at the football World Cup, but they've got a tough group.

Duty281 wrote:He's an amazing prospect from what I've read and the very little I've seen. Hope the Aussies go well at the football World Cup, but they've got a tough group.

They'll be lucky to get by Tunisia... but it's possible. Denmark will be a step up and then France. Hope it's not a total blowout.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice to see Garang Kuol get a run out for the Socceroos, Peej.

My Geordie mate from our cricket team was absolutely jazzed about this kid joining Newcastle. The WhatsApp group was alive with Garang Kuol stories. He'd never seen him so much as kick a football but he is definitely the next Messi.

Had to remind him that Geordies should be seen (small doses) and not heard.

This was primarily due to a video of him basically skinning the whole Barcelona team and then missing, and one great one touch goal. He also joined the away fans at a game when he got signed, which auto gains legend status.

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

Fist, notches.

Sicond. A bit disappointed that Rick didn't start with a Tom Cruise pun as it's far and away the easiest topic for punning that we've had.

Galted wrote:Sicond. A bit disappointed that Rick didn't start with a Tom Cruise pun as it's far and away the easiest topic for punning that we've had.

It's easy, but punning should be treated with respect as it can be a risky business.

Tird.

Galted wrote:Sicond. A bit disappointed that Rick didn't start with a Tom Cruise pun as it's far and away the easiest topic for punning that we've had.

MaveRiCK.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond. A bit disappointed that Rick didn't start with a Tom Cruise pun as it's far and away the easiest topic for punning that we've had.

MaveRiCK.

Yeah, but he has all the right moves.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

As opposed to highlight reels that make players look terrible?

Just got back from London. Despite having worked there for years, it still f*cking terrifies me. Went to the IWM to see the Churchill war rooms and museum. I can recommend it. I'm sure Galted has already been.

My only disappointment was the journey didn't involve taking the Northern line.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

As opposed to highlight reels that make players look terrible?

Just got back from London. Despite having worked there for years, it still f*cking terrifies me. Went to the IWM to see the Churchill war rooms and museum. I can recommend it. I'm sure Galted has already been.

My only disappointment was the journey didn't involve taking the Northern line.

Fist.

I know what you mean, I had to go into the city one morning last week, was pretty terrifying. To make matters worse the ecoterrorists had just redecorated the Bank of England and so there's probably footage of me scurrying past looking bewildered.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

As opposed to highlight reels that make players look terrible?

Just got back from London. Despite having worked there for years, it still f*cking terrifies me. Went to the IWM to see the Churchill war rooms and museum. I can recommend it. I'm sure Galted has already been.

My only disappointment was the journey didn't involve taking the Northern line.

Fist.

I know what you mean, I had to go into the city one morning last week, was pretty terrifying.  To make matters worse the ecoterrorists had just redecorated the Bank of England and so there's probably footage of me scurrying past looking bewildered.

Easy to spot by the trail of ladies running after you?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

As opposed to highlight reels that make players look terrible?

Just got back from London. Despite having worked there for years, it still f*cking terrifies me. Went to the IWM to see the Churchill war rooms and museum. I can recommend it. I'm sure Galted has already been.

My only disappointment was the journey didn't involve taking the Northern line.

OF course not, Tino, that would be silly, would it not? However I think we can agree that some are not as impressive as others.

Cricket is going well.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

As opposed to highlight reels that make players look terrible?

Just got back from London. Despite having worked there for years, it still f*cking terrifies me. Went to the IWM to see the Churchill war rooms and museum. I can recommend it. I'm sure Galted has already been.

My only disappointment was the journey didn't involve taking the Northern line.

OF course not, Tino, that would be silly, would it not?  However I think we can agree that some are not as impressive as others.

Cricket is going well.

I might put together a highlight reel of my posts. Wouldn't take long.

Cricket is outstanding. Hales is playing on cheat mode.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Though his, albeit brief, highlight reel does look good.

As opposed to highlight reels that make players look terrible?

Just got back from London. Despite having worked there for years, it still f*cking terrifies me. Went to the IWM to see the Churchill war rooms and museum. I can recommend it. I'm sure Galted has already been.

My only disappointment was the journey didn't involve taking the Northern line.

OF course not, Tino, that would be silly, would it not?  However I think we can agree that some are not as impressive as others.

Cricket is going well.

I might put together a highlight reel of my posts. Wouldn't take long.

Cricket is outstanding. Hales is playing on cheat mode.

The group w*nk going on on the cricket board is quite arousing.

Galted wrote:

The group w*nk going on on the cricket board is quite arousing.

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

The group w*nk going on on the cricket board is quite arousing.

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Tino, why don't you f*ck off?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

The group w*nk going on on the cricket board is quite arousing.

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Tino, why don't you f*ck off?

l*l.

No way on earth will I let Tino suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.

Galted wrote:No way on earth will I let Tino suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.

Thanks, Galted. It has been rough night hoping someone would rescue me from it.

This place is dying. It will be just us soon. Like the old Culture Cup rd 6 thread.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:No way on earth will I let Tino suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.

Thanks, Galted. It has been rough night hoping someone would rescue me from it.

This place is dying. It will be just us soon. Like the old Culture Cup rd 6 thread.

Quite poignant in a way.  It's like a piece of music starting off with only a couple of instruments and more and more being added, a bit of a crescendo in the middle with DAVE and his misfiring guitar and amp, then the instruments being stripped away one by one until only the original two remain.

Fist.

No way on earth will I let myself suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.

Sicond.
That is all.

Tird.

Had a school reunion on Saturday night. Talk about stepping back in time! It was hilarious trying to guess who was who. Some are easy to remember and haven't changed all that much but others have evolved into scary beasts... or complete shadows of their former selves.

I won one of the prizes "Best Encounter of the Last 5 Years" (or something like that) and got a hearty round of applause. I beat some guys who had trekked in the Himalayas, sailed around the world or cycled across Australia.

However, my good old friend (who didn't do so well back then but is now a successful Barrister) got the much coveted prize "Goriest Medical Procedure and Still Came Out Alive" The details are too gory to fully explain on here but it involved his gonads. The funny thing was that his wife was present during the procedure.

He was also involved in a car accident in which 2 people died and he was the sole survivor. Not sure if he was driving or a passenger. Then his legal representative was also killed in a car crash (investigating the site of the original one) a few weeks later in the early stages of the inquiry.

Only 2 more people have died. One was a mate of mine from way back. I'd sent him an email back in 2010 and he was living in the Channel Islands and about to move to Basque country after having marital problems. Reading between the lines at the time I realised he was under a bit of stress. Only 4 years later he was gone... it was quite sad and a big shock to hear his name read out.

Morning, all, I think that if you had a reunion for my school, it would need to be in a prison common room or a rehab ward.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, all, I think that if you had a reunion for my school, it would need to be in a prison common room or a rehab ward.

l*l

Yeah, a few guys have served time. One is still behind bars for getting caught embezzling millions. Got caught not long after trying to buy a mansion by the harbour. Apparently the judge remarked at his sentencing (7-8 years?) that he had shown the worst possible attitude in the dock (trying to shift blame onto others) and had shown a complete lack of remorse.

I've not managed to attend any of my school's 10 year reunions. Before each reunion they post a list of who is where, the first thing I do is scan the list for any 'deceased', knot in stomach at the ready.

You won't get me, I'm part of the reunion.