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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, all, I think that if you had a reunion for my school, it would need to be in a prison common room or a rehab ward.

l*l.

Same here. And those that are left would end up in a massive punch up way before last orders.

This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

I miss Union, crazy bar steward.

superflyweight wrote:This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

l*l.

Strong jawline.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

l*l.

Strong jawline.

Probably a few more wraps hidden in his lower gums I'd say.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

l*l.

Strong jawline.

Probably a few more wraps hidden in his lower gums I'd say.

All that gurning as well. Working the muscles.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

l*l.

Strong jawline.

Probably a few more wraps hidden in his lower gums I'd say.

All that gurning as well. Working the muscles.

l*l

I'd also like to quietly congratulate you, Tino (and everyone else following England), on the win in the cricket before we all forget.
It was well deserved especially after the Indian slaughter in Adelaide. That was the highlight of the tournament for me.

Commiserations also for the RL loss against Samoa and the Women's Rugby... which barely got mentioned here.
I see Australia also lost to Italy for the first time in rugby on the weekend. About bloody time! I bet they didn't see that coming.

Looking forward to some more upsets in the World Cup in Qatar and hopefully some public floggings if anyone steps out of line there.

Ben Stokes is a machine.

I thought Samoa were going to batter us, harsh way of going out but fair play.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

l*l.

Strong jawline.

Probably a few more wraps hidden in his lower gums I'd say.

All that gurning as well. Working the muscles.

l*l

I'd also like to quietly congratulate you, Tino (and everyone else following England), on the win in the cricket before we all forget.
It was well deserved especially after the Indian slaughter in Adelaide. That was the highlight of the tournament for me.

Commiserations also for the RL loss against Samoa and the Women's Rugby... which barely got mentioned here.
I see Australia also lost to Italy for the first time in rugby on the weekend. About bloody time! I bet they didn't see that coming.

Looking forward to some more upsets in the World Cup in Qatar and hopefully some public floggings if anyone steps out of line there.

Thanks, Pee Jay. I was quietly confident England would do better than expected in the cricket, hence my sarcastic post on the thread. English cricket fans (English sports fans in general really) can be the weirdest bunch when it comes to the national team. A lot of them get so consumed with what they can't do or didn't do rather than what they can or did. And then apply the most lofty expectations. It bemuses me constantly. I honestly think some English fans of whatever sport you care to mention, but cricket and football especially, would rather they lose so we can carry on with our other national pastime of moaning and whinging. Maybe I'm just an eternal optimist doomed to live an unfulfilled life, Pee Jay, but I can cope with that.

The rugby was a real shame. Both forms but especially the ladies. Cruel end to the tournament. They should be very proud but I doubt it feels that way at the moment.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This lad was in my registration class for a couple of years before he got booted out permanently.  I'm not going to a reunion until he gets invited as well (assuming he's not dead - which he probably will be).  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37085480

l*l.

Strong jawline.

Probably a few more wraps hidden in his lower gums I'd say.

All that gurning as well. Working the muscles.

l*l

I'd also like to quietly congratulate you, Tino (and everyone else following England), on the win in the cricket before we all forget.
It was well deserved especially after the Indian slaughter in Adelaide. That was the highlight of the tournament for me.

Commiserations also for the RL loss against Samoa and the Women's Rugby... which barely got mentioned here.
I see Australia also lost to Italy for the first time in rugby on the weekend. About bloody time! I bet they didn't see that coming.

Looking forward to some more upsets in the World Cup in Qatar and hopefully some public floggings if anyone steps out of line there.

Thanks, Pee Jay. I was quietly confident England would do better than expected in the cricket, hence my sarcastic post on the thread. English cricket fans (English sports fans in general really) can be the weirdest bunch when it comes to the national team. A lot of them get so consumed with what they can't do or didn't do rather than what they can or did. And then apply the most lofty expectations. It bemuses me constantly. I honestly think some English fans of whatever sport you care to mention, but cricket and football especially, would rather they lose so we can carry on with our other national pastime of moaning and whinging. Maybe I'm just an eternal optimist doomed to live an unfulfilled life, Pee Jay, but I can cope with that.

The rugby was a real shame. Both forms but especially the ladies. Cruel end to the tournament. They should be very proud but I doubt it feels that way at the moment.  

You're the assistant to the dressmaker - how much more fulfilment do you want?

JuliusHMarx wrote:how much more fulfilment do you want?

Any.

Fist.

Not dead yet, just restin'

Sicond.

Is the rest work or Autumn international induced?

I have not joined the choir invisible.

Tird.

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Is the rest work or Autumn international induced?

The job which I just started. Apparently I am now 'the' expert in my little area for what is a very large company, and I am not altogether sure how it happened.

As for the Rugby I find it increasingly hard to watch, which is sad. I did watch the Japan game but missed France in the 6N and the Argentina game and decided I didn't need to see either.

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Is the rest work or Autumn international induced?

The job which I just started. Apparently I am now 'the' expert in my little area for what is a very large company, and I am not altogether sure how it happened.

As for the Rugby I find it increasingly hard to watch, which is sad. I did watch the Japan game but missed France in the 6N and the Argentina game and decided I didn't need to see either.

If it's anything like the company I work for it's easy to understand how you could be the expert in your area.  Dissatisfied workforce + policy of recruiting buffoons into management = niche.  Unfortunately my company are as tight-fisted as a man of the north in a pub of the south.

Also finding it hard to get into the rugby, the autumn games used to be the highlight of the sporting year.  Not sure if it's being spoilt for choice with prime video showing everything or whether each country seems to be a world xv but I find I'm watching out of habit.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I have not joined the choir invisible.

Tird.

Was thinking of ignoring your post so that you thought you had joined the choir invisible but with membership at an all time low couldn't afford to.

Thanks, Galts, the voices do keep me company but sometimes they get repetitive.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Thanks, Galts, the voices do keep me company but sometimes they get repetitive.

Didn't realise you were a bigamist.

Fist again, like I did just, yesterday...

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Is the rest work or Autumn international induced?

The job which I just started. Apparently I am now 'the' expert in my little area for what is a very large company, and I am not altogether sure how it happened.

As for the Rugby I find it increasingly hard to watch, which is sad. I did watch the Japan game but missed France in the 6N and the Argentina game and decided I didn't need to see either.

If it's anything like the company I work for it's easy to understand how you could be the expert in your area.  Dissatisfied workforce + policy of recruiting buffoons into management = niche.  Unfortunately my company are as tight-fisted as a man of the north in a pub of the south.

Also finding it hard to get into the rugby, the autumn games used to be the highlight of the sporting year.  Not sure if it's being spoilt for choice with prime video showing everything or whether each country seems to be a world xv but I find I'm watching out of habit.

Although that situation seems all too common that isn't how it worked in the company I have just joined. They did genuinely seem to look at my CV and decide I am the right person to be the technical lead in my area, and also that my area is important for them. It is an unusual situation. They are genuinely building an organisation almost from scratch and reckon to be recruiting around 60 people/month (which is why my IT equipment was at a site 40 miles away from the office when I had my induction...)

Our membership now includes two lawyers, an expert and an assistant to the dressmaker.

Galted wrote:Our membership now includes two lawyers, an expert and an assistant to the dressmaker.

And two butchers, a baker and a candlestick maker.

We could start a new society all over again.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Our membership now includes two lawyers, an expert and an assistant to the dressmaker.

And two butchers, a baker and a candlestick maker.

We could start a new society all over again.

Maybe from the madness something beautiful will grow.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Our membership now includes two lawyers, an expert and an assistant to the dressmaker.

And two butchers, a baker and a candlestick maker.

We could start a new society all over again.

Maybe from the madness something beautiful will grow.

Just need to find some cheap and uninhabited land somewhere.
Away from peeping eyes and preferably off the grid if possible.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Our membership now includes two lawyers, an expert and an assistant to the dressmaker.

And two butchers, a baker and a candlestick maker.

We could start a new society all over again.

Maybe from the madness something beautiful will grow.

Just need to find some cheap and uninhabited land somewhere.
Away from peeping eyes and preferably off the grid if possible.

Pick any industrial estate in Runcorn visable from the bridge.

Afternoon, gentlemen

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Our membership now includes two lawyers, an expert and an assistant to the dressmaker.

And two butchers, a baker and a candlestick maker.

We could start a new society all over again.

I'm not prepared to breed with any of you.

Fist.
I wanna be in the new breed. Stand up, organise.

You want the greatest thing, the greatest thing since breed came sliced.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Pick any industrial estate in Runcorn visable from the bridge.

l*l

Murdishaw or Windmill Hill are inhabited, but not by humans.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Pick any industrial estate in Runcorn visable from the bridge.

l*l

Murdishaw or Windmill Hill are inhabited, but not by humans.

2(l*l)

I've watched 2 zombie movies recently. One American (Day of the Dead 1986) and one Australian (Wyrmwood 2014)

I noticed that the American zombies were relatively better dressed and more orderly in their random pursuit of humans. They were also more unassuming and quieter too - as they crept up and eventually overcame their victims. Only then did they get a bit more vocal.

In stark contrast, the Aussie zombies were more of a rag tag bunch with very poor table manners. They tended to be more noisy when in pursuit.
To break out the the caged compound, the heroes simply threw some rotting scraps of meat away from the gate as a distraction... and the whole horde went straight for it. There was also a bit more in-fighting for the scraps of decaying meat; unlike the American ones, who usually had one victim all to themselves.

What struck me though, is that both cohorts of zombies have very similar ways of moving around (the classic zombie stagger) with the odd one looking upwards and confused (at the sky or ceiling of the underground vault... what's up there I wonder?) whilst the majority of them have their sights focused directly ahead on the human targets. The producers of both movies have nailed this random type of behaviour which is obviously a zombie hallmark (for about 1 in 12 I'd say) who go along with the zombie collective but are not really sure whether they should be there or not.

I tend to find British and Korean zombies tend not to f**k about so much.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Pick any industrial estate in Runcorn visable from the bridge.

l*l

Murdishaw or Windmill Hill are inhabited, but not by humans.

2(l*l)

I've watched 2 zombie movies recently. One American (Day of the Dead 1986) and one Australian (Wyrmwood 2014)

I noticed that the American zombies were relatively better dressed and more orderly in their random pursuit of humans. They were also more unassuming and quieter too - as they crept up and eventually overcame their victims. Only then did they get a bit more vocal.

In stark contrast, the Aussie zombies were more of a rag tag bunch with very poor table manners. They tended to be more noisy when in pursuit.
To break out the the caged compound, the heroes simply threw some rotting scraps of meat away from the gate as a distraction... and the whole horde went straight for it. There was also a bit more in-fighting for the scraps of decaying meat; unlike the American ones, who usually had one victim all to themselves.

What struck me though, is that both cohorts of zombies have very similar ways of moving around (the classic zombie stagger) with the odd one looking upwards and confused (at the sky or ceiling of the underground vault... what's up there I wonder?) whilst the majority of them have their sights focused directly ahead on the human targets. The producers of both movies have nailed this random type of behaviour which is obviously a zombie hallmark (for about 1 in 12 I'd say) who go along with the zombie collective but are not really sure whether they should be there or not.

Are you sure that was a zombie film. Sounds like a typical day in the Western Suburbs.

No way.

We've had our disagreements in the past but I won't let superfly get (another) michaelsing.

Not on my watch, champ.

Thanks. It's knowing you were capable of moments like this that made me almost sad when we thought you had died.

Morning, all, wonder if we we will see the return of Jeff now T**tter is f**ked.

F**t

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, all, wonder if we we will see the return of Jeff now T**tter is f**ked.
F**t

I sincerely hope so. I generally dislike most 'influencers' but will make an exception for Jeff/Geoff and Galted.

Tird. Spending last hour or so at work before I try to travel to Leeds this afternoon baiting super_incel on the golf board.

First t***t I saw on T*****r today was Jeff coming to terms with Musk being a massive f*cking bell end and fearing for his own internet future.

Perhaps it's time for Tino to start grooming him (Jeff, not Musk).

Galted wrote:First t***t I saw on T*****r today was Jeff coming to terms with Musk being a massive f*cking bell end and fearing for his own internet future.

Perhaps it's time for Tino to start grooming him (Jeff, not Musk).

I'm not on T*****r, G*lted, so I can't. Believe me, if I was I would have been all over him. I think it is up to yourself and r*Ck to tempt him back.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:First t***t I saw on T*****r today was Jeff coming to terms with Musk being a massive f*cking bell end and fearing for his own internet future.

Perhaps it's time for Tino to start grooming him (Jeff, not Musk).

I'm not on T*****r, G*lted, so I can't. Believe me, if I was I would have been all over him. I think it is up to yourself and r*Ck to tempt him back.  

I was thinking of a Navy Seals style cameo from you. Kick your way in and drag him out while Rick and I keep the rest at bay with some covering fire in the form of a limerick or quiz.

superflyweight wrote:Tird.  Spending last hour or so at work before I try to travel to Leeds this afternoon baiting super_incel on the golf board.  

Don't think I am in Leeds this weekend, mate, so you should be safe.

Just been on the "introduce yourself" thread for the first time.

I think that ticklish guy would fit in here, he seems like a tea society kinda guy.

He only made 7 posts before disappearing for good.

Someone probably warned him off. Like Tino.

Duty281 wrote:He only made 7 posts before disappearing for good.

Someone probably warned him off. Like Tino.

That is grossly unfair. I've been supportive of you joining us against the weight of public opinion.

Although having said that, I'm getting serious nonce vibes off Ticklishchap. Even the name is a little creepy.

I think the replies were more creepy than he was.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:He only made 7 posts before disappearing for good.

Someone probably warned him off. Like Tino.

That is grossly unfair. I've been supportive of you joining us against the weight of public opinion.

Although having said that, I'm getting serious nonce vibes off Ticklishchap. Even the name is a little creepy.

You've been very supportive. But you've also fuelled speculation about my true age, which just isn't on.

One love fist.

Enslaved sicond.

Too late tird

How's it going Galts? Been to the sandpit with junior yet?

All good thanks, PJ. Not been for a couple of weeks, now that it's getting cold there are fewer people there and thus fewer toys for him to steal/scavenge.

How are things down in the SE corner of our flat earth?