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Post by superflyweight Tue 19 Dec 2023, 10:04 am

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  


Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 03 May 2024, 8:35 pm

It doesn't have a Flotel. It's sh*t.

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Post by guildfordbat Tue 07 May 2024, 9:06 am

None of us were Bernard Hill. We couldn't have done that.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 May 2024, 9:50 am

guildfordbat wrote:None of us were Bernard Hill. We couldn't have done that.

Excellent work job.

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Post by lostinwales Tue 07 May 2024, 10:08 am

Tird I guess. Chaos today as the kitchen renovation has begun. Unfortunately not before the bathroom renovation has finished

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Post by Galted Sat 11 May 2024, 9:00 am

Bit disappointed with the inactivity on here, especially when LiW set it all up for an excellent end to the week. I've been flying the culture flag in San Sebastian again, earning the respect of the Basque separatists by wearing new sandals which chafed my left ankle so badly it bled.

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 May 2024, 1:07 pm

Fist. It's deader than Tino on here.

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Post by Galted Mon 13 May 2024, 4:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  It's deader than Tino on here.  

Very frustrating.  As if it's not bad enough having to have a Northern Line zigzagging through London like a hideous scar we now get Northern Lights polluting our beautiful sky and there's no-one about to accept responsibility.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 13 May 2024, 8:18 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Fist.  It's deader than Tino on here.  

Very frustrating.  As if it's not bad enough having to have a Northern Line zigzagging through London like a hideous scar we now get Northern Lights polluting our beautiful sky and there's no-one about to accept responsibility.

We need a Renaissance.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 May 2024, 1:43 pm

I'm not dead. I've been in Oslo for a few days. The one f*cking place where they see Northern lights all the time and then when I'm over there, they show up in the UK. C*nts.

I've been pondering Angela Raynor quite a bit during my quiet moments. Sometimes I think I'd happily slip her a length and then other times she looks like a ginger Peter Crouch.

Anyone else thought about this?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 14 May 2024, 1:52 pm

She looks like a ginger Peter Crouch on her good days, but otherwise more like Red Rum. Is that when you feel like you'd happily sh@g her?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 May 2024, 2:20 pm

Red Rum is dead.

I'm not a monster, Jules.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 14 May 2024, 3:05 pm

I tried to shag Red Rum backwards. It was murder.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 May 2024, 4:05 pm

That is good work.

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Post by Galted Tue 14 May 2024, 8:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been in Oslo for a few days. The one f*cking place where they see Northern lights all the time and then when I'm over there, they show up in the UK. C*nts.

I've been pondering Angela Raynor quite a bit during my quiet moments. Sometimes I think I'd happily slip her a length and then other times she looks like a ginger Peter Crouch.

Anyone else thought about this?

Me.

I'd definitely slot my X into her ballot box.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 14 May 2024, 9:15 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been in Oslo for a few days. The one f*cking place where they see Northern lights all the time and then when I'm over there, they show up in the UK. C*nts.

I've been pondering Angela Raynor quite a bit during my quiet moments. Sometimes I think I'd happily slip her a length and then other times she looks like a ginger Peter Crouch.

Anyone else thought about this?

Me.

I'd definitely slot my X into her ballot box.

Don't forget your photo ID.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 May 2024, 11:06 am

Thanks for the Rayner feedback. I've given it some additional thought based on that and I can conclusively say that she would get it. That is a FACT.

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Post by Galted Wed 15 May 2024, 5:27 pm

No worries, I'm an expert on politics.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 15 May 2024, 8:08 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-69017797

What the Dickens?

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Post by Galted Thu 16 May 2024, 11:32 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-69017797

What the Dickens?

He's in for some hard times.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 16 May 2024, 11:37 am

Never had great expectations that he would escape his past.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 16 May 2024, 6:44 pm

You pack of absolute c*nts.

(That is one of his lesser known books)

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Post by Galted Thu 16 May 2024, 6:52 pm

Well that's pretty fagin crass of you.

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Post by Galted Fri 17 May 2024, 12:28 pm

I would've thought you'd respond to my clever post. Perhaps you just didn't cratchit.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 21 May 2024, 1:13 pm

Tiny Tim fist.

Hope nobody had any blood transfusions in the 80s... even if some of you weren't around. What the Dickens was going on? It beggars belief. Now more oats please, Sir.

Just glad I avoided mad cow disease when I was there in the UK and it was around. That seemed to spread like wildfire. Chances were high that I'd catch it given my penchant for good meat. As Bazza McKenzie used to say: "lob its horns off, wipe its arse... then bang it on a plate."

Must say I didn't come across a steak that particularly appealed to me (but I don't think I looked too hard or maybe I wasn't in the right places) and the chops looked a touch on the small side for my liking. And quite expensive for the measly portions offered from memory. And now I live to tell the tale...

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 21 May 2024, 9:45 pm

By the way, I wasn't Frank Ifield.

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Post by Galted Wed 22 May 2024, 10:56 am

Pal Joey wrote:By the way, I wasn't Frank Ifield.

Barely knew he existed and now he's dead, one of my son's favourite songs is She Taught Me How To Yodel.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 22 May 2024, 12:58 pm

S**t on here.

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Post by Galted Wed 22 May 2024, 1:15 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:S**t on here.

Brutal.

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Post by Galted Wed 22 May 2024, 6:37 pm

Not going very swimmingly at all.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 22 May 2024, 6:42 pm

Crawling along.

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Post by Galted Wed 22 May 2024, 7:09 pm

Just peatying out.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 May 2024, 9:41 am

Galted wrote:Just peatying out.

It's my peaty and I'll cry if I want to would have been better.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 23 May 2024, 10:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Just peatying out.

It's my peaty and I'll cry if I want to would have been better.

True. It's a peaty he didn't use that one.

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Post by Galted Thu 23 May 2024, 11:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Just peatying out.

It's my peaty and I'll cry if I want to would have been better.

That's what I thorpe but I stuck with my original response.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 May 2024, 12:58 pm

Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:Just peatying out.

It's my peaty and I'll cry if I want to would have been better.

That's what I thorpe but I stuck with my original response.

Fair. I was going to call you a c*nt but phelps that would be a bit harsh.

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Post by Galted Thu 23 May 2024, 1:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Galted wrote:Just peatying out.

It's my peaty and I'll cry if I want to would have been better.

That's what I thorpe but I stuck with my original response.

Fair. I was going to call you a c*nt but phelps that would be a bit harsh.

Glad you didn't because I would've been very le clos with you.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 23 May 2024, 2:01 pm

Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:Just peatying out.

It's my peaty and I'll cry if I want to would have been better.

That's what I thorpe but I stuck with my original response.

Fair. I was going to call you a c*nt but phelps that would be a bit harsh.

Glad you didn't because I would've been very le clos with you.

If Le Clos got lynched, he'd be a hanging Chad.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 May 2024, 2:39 pm

I have no idea what you're going on about, Jules.

But that is a daley occurrence.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 23 May 2024, 2:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I have no idea what you're going on about, Jules.

But that is a daley occurrence.

I guess a deep dive is beyond you.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 May 2024, 3:51 pm

Here we go again. Jules spitz invective at me.

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Post by Galted Thu 23 May 2024, 4:04 pm

I'm a bit board of this.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 23 May 2024, 11:11 pm

Galted wrote:I'm a bit board of this.

What? Can't hackett, Galts? Well here's something more interesting to help you get back on track.

I see Sloman's bound for Paris. Not sure if he's catching a flight there or has already set out on the long, slow swim to France.
He reckons "...about 8 weeks... " but I think that's being overly optimistic, to be honest.

https://sls.com.au/paris-bound-olympic-swimmer-nick-sloman-wins-australian-surf-life-saving-ocean-swim-crown/


Actually, there's loots of good swimmers in Oz, mandy of them.
We can't get enough of Titmus especially. You could imagine the slobbering brawl that occurred when the job ad for a personal physiotherapist was published online.
The servers nearly crashed and utter chaos ensued... with far too many people unable to stay in their lanes as a result.


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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 23 May 2024, 11:13 pm

8 weeks? That's pretty slo man.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 23 May 2024, 11:14 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:8 weeks? That's pretty slo man.

Yeah, van den Hoogenband will be playing forever, it seems.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 24 May 2024, 12:27 pm

Stag do this weekend, I f**king hate forced fun. LADS LADS LADS!!!

Get me to the Bingo and an early night.

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Post by Galted Fri 24 May 2024, 3:21 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Stag do this weekend, I f**king hate forced fun.  LADS LADS LADS!!!

Get me to the Bingo and an early night.

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Sorry to hear that, Rick.  You must be sure to wear matching t-shirts with an hysterical slogan and silly wigs to get maximum lolz!!!

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Post by superflyweight Fri 24 May 2024, 4:03 pm

I'm not David Wilkie

Couldn't pay me enough money to go on a stag-do these days. Last one I went to was more than 15 years ago. We got made to Go Ape in Aberfoyle and I had a life threatening hangover from the first night meet-up. Lasted 10 minutes on the course and then walked off and sat beside the mini-bus for the best part of two hours waiting for everyone to come back.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 24 May 2024, 11:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm not David Wilkie  

Couldn't pay me enough money to go on a stag-do these days.  Last one I went to was more than 15 years ago.  We got made to Go Ape in Aberfoyle and I had a life threatening hangover from the first night meet-up.  Lasted 10 minutes on the course and then walked off and sat beside the mini-bus for the best part of two hours waiting for everyone to come back.  

Good one, Super. OK

At my own stag-do, some decades ago, it started off well with some hyperactive go-karting in some large industrial shed in the morning. That was the highlight for me.

We then started the pub crawl early afternoon. The ex-brother-in-law was a bit of a pain... ordering triples and trying to get me smashed early on. We then took our seats at some mafia-run Russian restaurant and things started to get even more rowdy as I continued to mix my drinks. We gave the waiters a bit of a scare but that was just our way of saying thanks. I remember stumbling up the stairs and out of there feeling legless and getting into a cab late in the evening heading back into town.

The brother-in-law, by this time, who was still on my case and getting even more annoying was starting to wear my patience thin. So we hatched a plan to go to the local hotel near where he lived. Some of my family members/trusted friends then did what had to be done - put a few triple depth charges into his last beer... then stood back, gave him some space and waited for a short time.

The 2nd part of the plan was to try and entice him out onto the street where he'd be able to see 'the way home'. It worked. When we suggested going back to some club (on the other side... and across the bridge again) he mumbled something like "I might call it a night now" and simultaneously turned and trudged home down the road. The whole ordeal had lasted about 16 hours and I have no idea how I got home.

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Post by lostinwales Sat 25 May 2024, 9:31 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:I'm a bit board of this.

What? Can't hackett, Galts? Well here's something more interesting to help you get back on track.

I see Sloman's bound for Paris. Not sure if he's catching a flight there or has already set out on the long, slow swim to France.
He reckons "...about 8 weeks... " but I think that's being overly optimistic, to be honest.

https://sls.com.au/paris-bound-olympic-swimmer-nick-sloman-wins-australian-surf-life-saving-ocean-swim-crown/


Actually, there's loots of good swimmers in Oz, mandy of them.
We can't get enough of Titmus especially. You could imagine the slobbering brawl that occurred when the job ad for a personal physiotherapist was published online.
The servers nearly crashed and utter chaos ensued... with far too many people unable to stay in their lanes as a result.

Somebody keen on the breast stroke?

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