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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

It doesn't have a Flotel. It's sh*t.

None of us were Bernard Hill. We couldn't have done that.

guildfordbat wrote:None of us were Bernard Hill. We couldn't have done that.

Excellent work job.

Tird I guess. Chaos today as the kitchen renovation has begun. Unfortunately not before the bathroom renovation has finished

Bit disappointed with the inactivity on here, especially when LiW set it all up for an excellent end to the week. I've been flying the culture flag in San Sebastian again, earning the respect of the Basque separatists by wearing new sandals which chafed my left ankle so badly it bled.

Fist. It's deader than Tino on here.

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  It's deader than Tino on here.  

Very frustrating.  As if it's not bad enough having to have a Northern Line zigzagging through London like a hideous scar we now get Northern Lights polluting our beautiful sky and there's no-one about to accept responsibility.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.  It's deader than Tino on here.  

Very frustrating.  As if it's not bad enough having to have a Northern Line zigzagging through London like a hideous scar we now get Northern Lights polluting our beautiful sky and there's no-one about to accept responsibility.

We need a Renaissance.

I'm not dead. I've been in Oslo for a few days. The one f*cking place where they see Northern lights all the time and then when I'm over there, they show up in the UK. C*nts.

I've been pondering Angela Raynor quite a bit during my quiet moments. Sometimes I think I'd happily slip her a length and then other times she looks like a ginger Peter Crouch.

Anyone else thought about this?

She looks like a ginger Peter Crouch on her good days, but otherwise more like Red Rum. Is that when you feel like you'd happily sh@g her?

Red Rum is dead.

I'm not a monster, Jules.

I tried to shag Red Rum backwards. It was murder.

That is good work.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been in Oslo for a few days. The one f*cking place where they see Northern lights all the time and then when I'm over there, they show up in the UK. C*nts.

I've been pondering Angela Raynor quite a bit during my quiet moments. Sometimes I think I'd happily slip her a length and then other times she looks like a ginger Peter Crouch.

Anyone else thought about this?

Me.

I'd definitely slot my X into her ballot box.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been in Oslo for a few days. The one f*cking place where they see Northern lights all the time and then when I'm over there, they show up in the UK. C*nts.

I've been pondering Angela Raynor quite a bit during my quiet moments. Sometimes I think I'd happily slip her a length and then other times she looks like a ginger Peter Crouch.

Anyone else thought about this?

Me.

I'd definitely slot my X into her ballot box.

Don't forget your photo ID.

Thanks for the Rayner feedback. I've given it some additional thought based on that and I can conclusively say that she would get it. That is a FACT.

No worries, I'm an expert on politics.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-69017797

What the Dickens?

JuliusHMarx wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-69017797

What the Dickens?

He's in for some hard times.

Never had great expectations that he would escape his past.

You pack of absolute c*nts.

(That is one of his lesser known books)

Well that's pretty fagin crass of you.

I would've thought you'd respond to my clever post. Perhaps you just didn't cratchit.