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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Meanwhile, I am sure none of you guys are kush1298.

guildfordbat wrote:Meanwhile, I am sure none of you guys are kush1298.

A lot of effort but he should've checked as you say, Guildford. He should have known Duty was about to publish his epic thread in just under 4 hours time.

btw, Namibia v Oman is on at 10:30 am here.... but I'm busy on the morning of 3rd June. I'll probably have a quick glance at the scoreboard afterwards though.

guildfordbat wrote:Meanwhile, I am sure none of you guys are kush1298.

Maybe we can lure them onto here, not sure if they know how to fist though.

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:Meanwhile, I am sure none of you guys are kush1298.

Maybe we can lure them onto here, not sure if they know how to fist though.

Perhaps we could get someone persuasive, like Robert de Niro, to gently coax him away from the cricket boards?
Still not sure how we get him to fist though. Maybe de Niro can help us there too.

If Tino weren't dead again, he could have used his well-honed grooming skills to bring kush here. It worked with Galted.

JuliusHMarx wrote:If Tino weren't dead again, he could have used his well-honed grooming skills to bring kush here. It worked with Galted.

Indeed it did.

Tino's probably already on his way in the van, dropping off a nice big bouquet for kush. If that doesn't lure him here, I'd be very surprised.

Tino tends to start grooming when his victim to be is already a CC participant. He doesn't do too much enticing to get them here but once they're onboard he starts with his membership promises in return for 'favours'.

Galted wrote:Tino tends to start grooming when his victim to be is already a CC participant. He doesn't do too much enticing to get them here but once they're onboard he starts with his membership promises in return for 'favours'.

Can confirm.

Is that their first ever post? F*cking boring but I respect the effort. More words than I've ever posted in total.

Agadoo-doo-doo my arse, Aga-f*cking-carked-it more like.

He's pushed his last pineapple.

Shaken his last tree.

Taken part in his last gang bang.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.

I might not be Michael Mosley.

Fist.

Galted wrote:I might not be Michael Mosley.

Fist.

I'm not Oswald.

Looking more and more like I'm not Michael Mosley, which is a bit disappointing to be honest as I wouldn't mind a holiday in Greece.

Galted wrote:Looking more and more like I'm not Michael Mosley, which is a bit disappointing to be honest as I wouldn't mind a holiday in Greece.

Symi here. I'm sure people had their conspiracy theories but they know knossos.

That's kos they're idiots.

Yeah, no concrete evidence.

I'm heading to Greece to offer whatever support I can to the family. Or possibly just on holiday.

Grease is the word.

Deceased is the word.

Wagwarn notches? It's been a while.

Fist.

Appalling on here.

Sicond.

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.  

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.  

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.
   

Superbly put.

Tino is obviously the c0ck of the thread and his repeated deaths represent the impotence responsible for the above-mentioned bedroom inactivity.

Excellent analogy, supes, I don't have the time, energy or memory to have an affair with another thread.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Excellent analogy, supes, I don't have the time, energy or memory to have an affair with another thread.

Back yourself, Rick. Jeff managed to leave us and start a torrid love affair with the entire Twitter jazz and boxing community and he's thriving.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.  

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.  

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.
   

Superbly put.

Tino is obviously the c0ck of the thread and his repeated deaths represent the impotence responsible for the above-mentioned bedroom inactivity.

Tina was impotent before he died.

Twitter or "X" might be pretty screwed soon, they are starting beef with apple, Elon Musk being shown to be the absolute numbnut that he is, has been glorious to watch.

Fist and bumping this thread up above Navy's thread on Canadian music.

Sicond.

Ain't seen nothing yet... on that thread.

The only one I can remember is BTO. I presume Jules would know a bit more about the music scene in Canada back then.

I have a friend who lives in Canada. His name is Doug.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.  

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.  

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.
   

Superbly put.

Tino is obviously the c0ck of the thread and his repeated deaths represent the impotence responsible for the above-mentioned bedroom inactivity.

Tina was impotent before he died.  

Apologies, I've been busy in Ibiza punching 62 year old c*nts in the face. You can thank me later.

Galted wrote:I have a friend who lives in Canada.  His name is Doug.

I have a Canadian wife. Her name isn't Doug but I'll ask her if she knows him.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.  

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.  

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.
   

Superbly put.

Tino is obviously the c0ck of the thread and his repeated deaths represent the impotence responsible for the above-mentioned bedroom inactivity.

Tina was impotent before he died.  

Apologies, I've been busy in Ibiza punching 62 year old c*nts in the face. You can thank me later.

That made for great viewing, particularly like the youth at the end who runs up to him then counts him out.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.  

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.  

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.
   

Superbly put.

Tino is obviously the c0ck of the thread and his repeated deaths represent the impotence responsible for the above-mentioned bedroom inactivity.

Tina was impotent before he died.  

Apologies, I've been busy in Ibiza punching 62 year old c*nts in the face. You can thank me later.

That made for great viewing, particularly like the youth at the end who runs up to him then counts him out.

Thinking about it, hope he wasn't/isn't Jules.

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Appalling on here.

Sicond.

This thread is now the equivalent of an old married couple.  

We've been together too long and now we have nothing to say to each other, except the occasional break in silence to point out that someone famous has died or to mildly verbally abuse each other, and quite frankly, the sex is no longer good enough to paper over the cracks.  

If it is to continue, we need to (i) have an open thread policy and start seeing other threads and hopefully rekindle some enthusiasm for this thread, and/or (ii) we need to spice things up in the bedroom.
   

Superbly put.

Tino is obviously the c0ck of the thread and his repeated deaths represent the impotence responsible for the above-mentioned bedroom inactivity.

Tina was impotent before he died.  

Apologies, I've been busy in Ibiza punching 62 year old c*nts in the face. You can thank me later.

That made for great viewing, particularly like the youth at the end who runs up to him then counts him out.

Thinking about it, hope he wasn't/isn't Jules.

I think he's in Greece... is the word.

If the dictionary definition of 'berk' required a photograph.

Galted wrote:

If the dictionary definition of 'berk' required a photograph.

Is that Top Hat?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

If the dictionary definition of 'berk' required a photograph.

Is that Top Hat?  

12 stone ago maybe.

Mental on here today.

Sh*t today.

F*cking disgrace.

C*nting pish.

Sh** on here.

Fist.

What's new?

Dreadful.

How goes The South, Galts, me old bean?

Tolerable, still awaiting the latest onslaught of global warming.

How are things in the desolate lands north of the wall?