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Yes - but she can't stop laughing.
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:superflyweight wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:superflyweight wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.
Merry Christmas you big c*nt.
You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.
Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.
I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly. If only I knew a decent lawyer.
Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?
Yes - but she can't stop laughing.
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lostinwales wrote:Who was Hutch?
I'm Starsky, he's Hutch.
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Don't give up on us, Baby...
Are there any more boxes to be unsealed? Pretty sure Galted will be OK.
Sure, he was there on the island but the butler told me his plane was delayed from Galveston and when he eventually arrived by boat, he only saw Ghislain playing checkers with Stephen Hawking by the pool.
Then he went straight to his cabin for his pre-arranged foot massage with that Puerto Rican bird, Estella.
Are there any more boxes to be unsealed? Pretty sure Galted will be OK.
Sure, he was there on the island but the butler told me his plane was delayed from Galveston and when he eventually arrived by boat, he only saw Ghislain playing checkers with Stephen Hawking by the pool.
Then he went straight to his cabin for his pre-arranged foot massage with that Puerto Rican bird, Estella.
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Late monday unmichaelising fist!
Grey sh!te weather and a grey sh!te time of year. Last Friday Sunak actually went to a restaurant just up the road to meet with the local tory lackeys. Unannounced of course, but there were still a couple of hecklers who made their views known when he was leaving.
Grey sh!te weather and a grey sh!te time of year. Last Friday Sunak actually went to a restaurant just up the road to meet with the local tory lackeys. Unannounced of course, but there were still a couple of hecklers who made their views known when he was leaving.
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lostinwales wrote:Late monday unmichaelising fist!
Grey sh!te weather and a grey sh!te time of year. Last Friday Sunak actually went to a restaurant just up the road to meet with the local tory lackeys. Unannounced of course, but there were still a couple of hecklers who made their views known when he was leaving.
Preventative michaelsing sicond. Sunak's still got a way to go to be as detested as the albino hunchbacked c*nt but he's making a decent effort. The photo of him and his family supposedly cooking was a great attempt.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty281 wrote:Guessing it's quiet because you were all named on Epstein's list.
All except Tino, who is sulking because he wasn't.
I was not on the list, this is true.
But not really sulking. I do like my women without teeth, but usually because they have fallen out rather than not formed yet.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Duty281 wrote:Guessing it's quiet because you were all named on Epstein's list.
All except Tino, who is sulking because he wasn't.
I was not on the list, this is true.
But not really sulking. I do like my women without teeth, but usually because they have fallen out rather than not formed yet.
Yeah, the gaps between the teeth comes in handy. Stops your burning fags from rolling onto the floor all the time and also doubles up as a convenient bottle opener.
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Not that impressed that I never managed an invite either. I reckon I'd be way more entertaining company than the royals, Branson and Hawking.
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Tird. I'm not JPR Williams or Franz Beckenbauer.
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Four great sideburns have left us in a short space of time. The world is now even more f*cked.
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Read on Tw*tter that there've only ever been 3 men who've won the world cup as a player and a manager, and two of them have died since Saturday.
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Galted wrote:Read on Tw*tter that there've only ever been 3 men who've won the world cup as a player and a manager, and two of them have died since Saturday.
Is the other one Jason Tindall?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted wrote:Read on Tw*tter that there've only ever been 3 men who've won the world cup as a player and a manager, and two of them have died since Saturday.
Is the other one Jason Tindall?
Nope, it's coxy.
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Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted wrote:Read on Tw*tter that there've only ever been 3 men who've won the world cup as a player and a manager, and two of them have died since Saturday.
Is the other one Jason Tindall?
Nope, it's coxy.
Coxy being the only one to have won as player-manager. Athlete!
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And fair play to him as he was a chief government advisor as well as fronting a highly successful rock band at the time.
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Coxy. What a bell end.
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Sicond.
It would be unfortunate (and funny) if Coxy chose today to have a look around this site and see what the old gang is up to.
It would be unfortunate (and funny) if Coxy chose today to have a look around this site and see what the old gang is up to.
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I reckon he is around more than we think. Someone that desperate for validation wouldn't be able to stay away.
After he's completed Netflix and won the Ukraine war of course.
After he's completed Netflix and won the Ukraine war of course.
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Sh*t on here this year.
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Galted wrote:Sh*t on here this year.
Cracking over on the Villa thread though.
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guildfordbat wrote:Galted wrote:Sh*t on here this year.
Cracking over on the Villa thread though.
L*l out loud.
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That was a sh*t game, Galted. Good job you've got the best keeper in history.
4 minutes for VAR! C*nts.
4 minutes for VAR! C*nts.
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Sicond, morning afternoon all
Cold out there
Cold out there
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That was a sh*t game, Galted. Good job you've got the best keeper in history.
4 minutes for VAR! C*nts.
Could only watch the first half as I had a 6th birthday party for two of my son's classmates to attend but it was enough to set my mood to 'seethe'. Fortunately none of the thirty or so little c*nts approached me as I would likely have gone a bit Dunblane on them.
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Haven't made it outside but the cat resisted strongly when I tried to force her out onto the balcony so I reckon it's not warm.lostinwales wrote:Sicond,morningafternoon all
Cold out there
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Tricking me into pouring my heart out two posts in a row and then doing a runner.
C*nts.
C*nts.
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Cold shoulder fist.
I'm actually jealous, Galted. That's an amazing (yet not totally unsurprising) feat to be ignored by all others for the best part of a day. Well done!
Think we've had some sort of trifecta of wildlife incidents in a short space of time. A crocodile attack in NT, quickly followed by a shark attack and a jellyfish attack in Qld. The jellyfish had a real attitude problem apparently.
I'm actually jealous, Galted. That's an amazing (yet not totally unsurprising) feat to be ignored by all others for the best part of a day. Well done!
Think we've had some sort of trifecta of wildlife incidents in a short space of time. A crocodile attack in NT, quickly followed by a shark attack and a jellyfish attack in Qld. The jellyfish had a real attitude problem apparently.
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I'm not Jeff Navarro.
RIP Jeff.
RIP Jeff.
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Duty281 wrote:I'm not Jeff Navarro.
RIP Jeff.
Who?
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lostinwales wrote:Duty281 wrote:I'm not Jeff Navarro.
RIP Jeff.
Who?
Used to play guitar for Jane's Addiction and also for the RHCP for a short while.
No, wait. That was Dave Navarro.
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This looks like another elaborate scheme by LiW and Tino to lure me into posting a response and then abandoning me. They must think I'm pretty f*cking stupid.
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Galted wrote:This looks like another elaborate scheme by LiW and Tino to lure me into posting a response and then abandoning me. They must think I'm pretty f*cking stupid.
If the Hi-Tec fits...
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This quote from Ali Carter on O'Sullivan is a classic -
"Snotting all over the floor and all that, it's outrageous behaviour from a top professional and if it gets swept under the carpet then it's not good."
"Snotting all over the floor and all that, it's outrageous behaviour from a top professional and if it gets swept under the carpet then it's not good."
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L*l out loud.JuliusHMarx wrote:This quote from Ali Carter on O'Sullivan is a classic -
"Snotting all over the floor and all that, it's outrageous behaviour from a top professional and if it gets swept under the carpet then it's not good."
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You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.
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Yeah, against karate?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yeah, against karate?
I prefer a flan.
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Sh*t on here.
Salmon and Haddock Chowder, bought from The Morrisons, actually really nice, cup of tea (strong, milk no sugar) 9/10
Fist
Salmon and Haddock Chowder, bought from The Morrisons, actually really nice, cup of tea (strong, milk no sugar) 9/10
Fist
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Fly denied a coveted 24-hour michaelsing by 2 minutes.
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No time for lunch, Golden Vegetable CUPaSOUP (sic) 3/10
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Couldn't take the 24 hour michaelsing with good conscience .
Fist
Couldn't take the 24 hour michaelsing with good conscience .
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It is my opinion that the only worthwhile Cup a Soup flavour is tomato.
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I drank curry out of a cup once.
Appreciate that sounds like a michaels tall tale, but it's absolutely true.
Appreciate that sounds like a michaels tall tale, but it's absolutely true.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I drank curry out of a cup once.
Appreciate that sounds like a michaels tall tale, but it's absolutely true.
I've got a bit of a sore throat and last night I decided that the answer would be vodka mixed with chilli sauce. Didn't occur to me that it wouldn't spend that much time in the throat region but would spend a fair amount of time in the stomach region, didn't help that I hadn't eaten.
Probably also sounds a bit michaels but it's GOSPEL.
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Dry January going well then, Galts.
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Opted out this year in the hope the month might end eventually. Keep an Excel record of my drinking so I can make up for wet January throughout the year.
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Late Monday unmichaelising.
Day off today, so I got to drive to the airport and spend £6 for being in a car park for around 5 minutes
Day off today, so I got to drive to the airport and spend £6 for being in a car park for around 5 minutes
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lostinwales wrote:Late Monday unmichaelising.
Day off today, so I got to drive to the airport and spend £6 for being in a car park for around 5 minutes
Sicond. I was supposed to be flying down to London on the red eye but it was cancelled. Luckily I had already taken the executive decision that there was no f*cking way I was flying in that storm and I stayed in my bed.
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My mother harangued my old man into messaging me to find out how we're 'coping with the weather', same as happens every time there's a storm with a name. She must think I live in a f*cking tent on an exposed cliff face.
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Galted, how is your f*cking tent on an exposed cliff face?
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Galted wrote:My mother harangued my old man into messaging me to find out how we're 'coping with the weather', same as happens every time there's a storm with a name. She must think I live in a f*cking tent on an exposed cliff face.
Lucky
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