Friday Fun: I Had a Fight With...

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:38 am

I had a fight with a cleaner the other day - I wiped the floor with him.

I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in.

I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him.

I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off.

I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere.

I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him.

I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered.

Your turn...

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:40 am

I had a fight with a power station worker. He got sparked

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:41 am

I had a fight with my conscience last night - feel bad about it now.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:43 am

I had a fight with a carpet fitter last night. He got laid out

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:44 am

I had fight with a butcher - I made mincemeat out of him.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:52 am

I had a fight with a female pornstar last night... I pummelled her

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:54 am

I was due to have a fight with a milkman last night - but he bottled it.

by **Union Cane** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:56 am

I was due to have a fight with an uncertain fowl last night - but he chicken doubt.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:58 am

I had a fight with a candle stick maker lasted night - he'd been getting on my wick.

Had a fight with a boot polisher last night - I gave him a couple of shiners.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:01 am

Had a fight with a teacher last night - I schooled him.

Had a fight with a possessive ex last night - I owned her.

Had a fight with a dominatrix last night - she whipped my butt.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:02 am

I had a fight with a farmer, he hit me with a low blow and now I have a couples of acres!

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:03 am

I had a fight with a masseuse last night - he was rubbing me up the wrong way.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:04 am

DAVE667 wrote:I had a fight with a farmer, he hit me with a low blow and now I have a couples of acres!

Funny, that. I had a fight with a farmer, also, but I hit HIM low and was DQ'd - he milked it.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:04 am

I had a fight in a hippie commune - it turned into a bit of a hug-fest!

Had a fight at a Star Trek convention for male pigs - it was a bit of a bore-fest

I had a fight in a treatment centre for narcoleptics - it was a bit of a snore-fest.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:06 am

I had a fight with a DJ who refused to let me see his Aretha Franklin CD - he wouldn't show me any respect.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:06 am

I picked a fight with a levitationist last night - but it never got off the ground.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:06 am

Had a fight with a horologist las night - I clocked him one.

The I was supposed to have a fight with the director of Evian - but he didn't have the minerals.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:07 am

I had a fight with Picasso's grandson last night - we called it a draw.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:08 am

I had a rematch with a fat bloke who was bed-ridden - I managed to turn him over.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:08 am

I had a fight with a builder last night - he was bricking it.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:09 am

I had a fight with Colonel Gadaffi - it was a mini-war!

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:09 am

I had a fight with a driving instructor - I thought I'd won but he managed to get it reversed!

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:10 am

I had a fight with a mathematician last night - he showed me some angles.

by Scottrf Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:11 am

I had a fight with a carpenter - I got nailed.
I had a fight in Caesers - I got licked.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:11 am

I had to postpone a fight with a small chicken last night - had to make bantam wait.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:12 am

I had a fight with an acrobat - it was a spilt decision and they turned cartwhelels

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:12 am

I had a fight with a Warlock - he was a master of the Dark Arts!

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:12 am

I had a fight with Paul Robeson last night - it was a low key affair.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:14 am

I had a fight with Lawrence Olivier on an airplane - there was high drama

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:14 am

I had a fight at San Quentin last night - I was gassed after three minutes.

by Scottrf Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:15 am

I had a fight with Patrick Moore - I was seeing stars.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:15 am

I had a fight with an ex-Lord who didn't own the deeds to his house - it was a non-title bout

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:15 am

I had a fight with a novelist last night - you couldn't make it up.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:16 am

Had a fight with a balloon instructor. Won easy as he ran out of gas..

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:16 am

I had a fight with a chef last night - it had all the ingredients.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:16 am

I had a fight with a group of fox hunters - I was ahead by a country mile

by **Union Cane** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:17 am

I was due to fight a water filled hunk of pig meat - but my ham had a leak.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:18 am

Had a fight on the Orient Express last night. He ran out of steam

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:18 am

I had a fight with Gok Wan - our styles clashed

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:18 am

I had a fight with a pottery worker last night - he called me a mug.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:19 am

I had a fight with a deaf campanologist - he never heard the final bell!

by **Union Cane** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:20 am

I had a fight with a woman last night - it was a split decision.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:20 am

I had a fight with a pickpocket last night - he nicked a decision.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:21 am

I had a fight with a neurologist - he was getting on my nerves.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:21 am

I had a fight with an art thief who recruited me into his gang - we stole the show

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:22 am

I had a fight with a surgeon last night - he wouldn't cut it out.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:23 am

I had a fight with a topologist last night - my trainer mapped out a plan.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:23 am

I had a fight with a revolving door - I didn't know if I was coming or going

I had a fight with a Chinaman - it was real Ding Dong battle

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:23 am

Had a fight with a barber last night. Was a close shave

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:24 am

I had a fight with a carpet last night - it was due a beating.

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