Friday Fun: I Had a Fight With...

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I had a fight with a cleaner the other day - I wiped the floor with him. 

I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in. 

I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him. 

I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off. 

I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere. 

I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him. 

I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered. 

Your turn...

I had a fight with Mr Stretch last night - I had him on rubbery legs.

Won a fight with Tom Daley but I'm convinced he took a dive.

Had a fight with a hot potato last night - he was hard to handle.

Had a fight with Michael Barrymore last night - he battered me around the ring and took me into deep water.

I had two fights last night - first with a Robinsons golly, then with Papa Smurf. I beat them black and blue.

I had a fight with a bloke from Saville Row last night - he was tailor made for me.

DAVE667 wrote:Had a fight with Jesus - he had a lovely cross

But did he get nailed in the end?

Balti, i've already covered that one!

Gold star for me

I had a fight with a Jedi.... he packed some Force behind those shots

coxy0001 wrote:Balti, i've already covered that one!

Gold star for me

Balls! I only read a few posts before work selfishly demanded my attention!! Great minds and all that!

I had a fight last night with Bugs Bunny - he kept rabbit punching me.

I had a fight with an ex President last night - someone accused me of beating about the Bush.

I had a fight last night with a pair of Swedish twins - I managed to knock one out but the other wouldn't go down. Their mum worked the corner too, and she had a right sloppy bucket.

I had a fight with Damon Albam last night - everything was a Blur.

I had a fight with Joe Strummer last night - what a clash!

I had a fight with Keith Richards last night - he's got some stones.

Had a fight with Lord Lucan last night - not much good, he was always missing.

I was due to have a fight with madeline McCann last night - wee bitch never turned up

Had a fight with Lou Reed.. Was a brilliant ending to the perfect day

I had a fight with Mark Knopfler last night - had him in dire straits.

I had a fight with Rock Hudson last night - he brought his aides with him.

I had a fight with John Lennon last night - Imagine !

I had a fight with Yoko Ono last night - all my shots missed though and I wound up hitting John instead...

I had a fight with a STI sufferer yesterday, now I am itching for a rematch.

Had a fight in a toilet..Hit him with a good one/two

I had a fight with a banana salesman the other day.

I gave him a bunch of Fyfes.

I had a fight with a telephone the other day - nothing to get hung up about.