Friday Fun: I Had a Fight With...

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 8:38

First topic message reminder :

I had a fight with a cleaner the other day - I wiped the floor with him.

I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in.

I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him.

I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off.

I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere.

I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him.

I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered.

Your turn...

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:21

I had a fight with Duke McKenzie and Mrs Handel - at the end it was goodnight Irene

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:21

I had a fight with Marie Antoinette last night - I nearly lost my head.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:21

I had a fight with Noel Coward - it was a real comedy of errors

by **Union Cane** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:21

I had a fight with a haemophiliac civil engineer - it was bloody boring

by Scottrf Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:22

I had a fight with an origami artist - he folded under pressure.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:22

I had a fight with Madeleine McCann - she proved rather elusive.

by Michaels, Sean Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:22

Had a fight with a cobbler last night, i gave him a good shoeing.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:22

I had a fight with a guy in a maze last night - there was no way out of it.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:23

I had a fight with an inept vascular surgeon - I thought he just nicked it

by **Union Cane** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:23

I had a fight with Sunderland midfielder Zenden - Bolo punched me

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:23

I had a fight with a Satanic Cobbler - we went hell for leather.

by Michaels, Sean Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:24

had a fight with fred west last night, he really impressed me with some of his digs

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:24

I had a fight with a deep sea diver last night - he could handle the pressure.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:24

I had a fight with a taxidermist last night - I knocked the stuffing out of him.

by **Union Cane** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:24

I had a fight with Raoul Moat last night - he got in plenty of shots but it never looked like going to the judges

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:25

I had a fight with a Sith Lord - it was an ugly maul

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:26

I had a fight with a cobbler who had Parkinson's - he was shaking in his boots

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:27

I had a fight with a lightning storm - the atmosphere was electrifying.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:27

I had a fight with Canute - he couldn't turn the tide!

by **Union Cane** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:27

I had a fight with a Japanese chemist - he was shaking in his Boots

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:28

I had a fight with a detective last night - he didn't have a clue.

by Michaels, Sean Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:29

had a fight with an turban-less arab last night, they threw the towel in

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:29

I had a fight with a guy at a smoothie bar - I think he was juicing

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:30

I had a fight with a reluctant diver - his trainer threw him in head first

by Michaels, Sean Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:30

had a fight with gillian taylforth last night, she was blowing at the bell.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:31

I had a fight with my grandad - I caught him napping

by **Union Cane** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:31

I had a fight with the invisible man - "He's gone John, he's gone!"

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:32

I had a fight with Tony Benn last night - it was a non title affair.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:33

I fought for the Middle, my opponent for the Dark - it was one for the ages

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:33

I had a fight with a deaf guy last night - he said he'd never heard of me.

by Michaels, Sean Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:34

had a fight with an islamic terrorist dog, i had to muslim

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:36

I had a fight with a hangman last night - he tried to take me to the ropes.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:37

I had a close fight with a luggage manufacturer - he made a good case

I had a fight with my bank manager - he gave a good account

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:37

I had a fight with a tree hugging computer geek last night - his bytes were worse than his bark.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:37

I lost a fight to Ronnie Biggs last night - it was a robbery.

Then I lost a fight to a schizophrenic - but he was much bigger than me so there was only ever gonna be two winners.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:37

I had a fight with Eammon Holmes - he really takes the biscuit

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:38

I had a fight with a tramp who tried to smarten himself up - he wasn't too shabby

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:38

I had a fight with Michael Barrymore last night - he's a switch hitter.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:39

I had a fight with Elton John last night - he had trouble keeping his hair on.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:40

I had a fight with OJ Simpson - the judges let him get away with murder

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:40

I had a fight with a cinema employee - do you know what he weighed? Pick 'N' Mix!

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:40

I had a fight with Mick Jagger last night - got no satisfaction.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:44

I had a fight wit a solicitor last night - it was brief.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:45

I had a fight with Mr Stretch last night - I had him on rubbery legs.

Won a fight with Tom Daley but I'm convinced he took a dive.

Had a fight with a hot potato last night - he was hard to handle.

Had a fight with Michael Barrymore last night - he battered me around the ring and took me into deep water.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:47

I had a fight with Seb Coe last night - he just kept running.

by coxy0001 Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:50

Had a fight with jesus last night. He nailed me a few times

by huw Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 10:59

This morning I had a fight with my right hand on a bridge, it tossed me off....I then got arrested Sad

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 11:04

I HAD A FIGHT WITH A MAN WHO HAS THREE JOBS - HE WAS BUSY ALL NIGHT

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 11:07

I had a fight with a glove puppeteer last night - he was just keeping his hand in.

by Guest Fri 8 Apr 2011 - 11:10

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE WORLD VINDALOO EATING CHAMPION - HE WAS HOT TO TROT

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