Friday Fun: I Had a Fight With...

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 8:38 am

First topic message reminder :

I had a fight with a cleaner the other day - I wiped the floor with him.

I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in.

I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him.

I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off.

I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere.

I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him.

I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered.

Your turn...

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:24 am

I had a fight with a defective Sat-Nav - but I got there in the end

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:24 am

I had a fight with a badly beaten child - he wouldn't come out of the corner

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:24 am

I had a fight with an explorer last night - told him to get lost.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:25 am

Had a fight with Jenna Jameson. I Took a slow, hard beating till i was all knocked out.....

by **Union Cane** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:27 am

I had a fight with Jordan last night - Wide UD.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:28 am

Had a fight with Jesus - he had a lovely cross

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:29 am

I had a fight with bestiality and necrophilia - but the crowd weren't really into it

by **Union Cane** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:29 am

Had a fight with Abu Hamza - wicked hook.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:30 am

I had a fight with a guy called Chips last night - it was small potatoes.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:30 am

I had a fight with a thief in a pub - he took my shots all night long

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:31 am

I had a fight with Peter Pan last night - seemed to go on forever.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:31 am

I had a fight with half a rasher of bacon - it was small fry

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:31 am

I had a fight with an airline pilot last night - he couldn't land on me.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:32 am

I had a fight with Peter North whilst he was "servicing" TRUSSMAN - he came on strong at the end!

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:33 am

I had a fight with Rocky Marciano - it's all there in black and white

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:34 am

I had a fight with a tour guide last night - he knew his way around.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:34 am

I had a fight with salmon rushdie last night - I gave him a good hiding.

Then I had a fight with Ant McPartlan - I Dec-ed him.

Had a fight with the elephant man - it wasn't pretty.

Then I had a fight with a grave digger - he's six foot under now.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:35 am

I had a fight with a philosopher last night - it doesn't bear thinking about.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:35 am

I had a fight with a pigeon fancier - I really clipped his wings

I'm due a fight with a swan - I think needs to wind his neck in

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:36 am

I had a fight with a binman - he was mostly talking trash

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:36 am

I had a fight with a gardener last night - he planted a few good ones.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:36 am

I had a fight with a heroin addict - he was talking smack and there was some needle between us

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:37 am

I was due to fight Samuel Morse last night - but right on the dot he had to dash.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:39 am

I had a fight with a lumberjack - I chopped him down

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:40 am

Had a fight with Margarito last night. Plastered him

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:42 am

I had a fight with Jeremy Beadle last night - he ko'd me with a devastating little left hand.

Had a fight with an escapologist - he kept tying me up.

Then I had a fight with the Bogey Man - he gave me nightmares.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:43 am

I had a fight with a rubbish roofer - it was slated something rotten

I had a fight with an reluctant embyonic chicken - he wouldn't come out of his shell

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:43 am

I won't fight my abusive uncle - he gives me the willies!

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:44 am

Had a fight with a baker last night - he got starched out.

Then I had a fight with a shoe mender - I kicked him in the cobblers.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:44 am

I had a fight with a pacemaker last night - shame, he's a regular guy.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:45 am

I had a fight with Mike Tyson and he sank his teeth into my leg - I think he's bitten off more that he can chew

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:46 am

I had a fight with a sailor last night - I smashed his boat in.

Then I had a fight with a circus clown - I made him look silly.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:47 am

I had a fight with a bird of prey that had been hit by a car - he was spread eagled!

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:47 am

I had a fight with Oliver Twist last night - he kept coming back for more.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:47 am

I had a fight with a deformed elephant - I couldn't get over his trunks

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:48 am

I've had three winning fights with Jane Couch - sofa so good!
Although some may say I'm just an armchair fan

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:48 am

I had a fight with an obscure anagram last night - it was nuclear.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:49 am

Had a fight with a childrens bus driver last night - he took me to school.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:49 am

Had a fight with Diana Vickers last night. Couldn't believe it, she just kept coming and coming.....

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:50 am

I had a fight with a guy suffering from premature ejaculation - As soon as I touched him he was all over the place!

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:51 am

Had a fight with a taxi driver last night - he was well ranked.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:51 am

I had a fight with Che Guevara last night - he was a lefty.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:51 am

I had a fight with a guy who'd had his prosthetic lower limbs stolen - his legs had gone

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:52 am

I had a fight with a hairdresser - it ended with a nasty cut.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:52 am

I had a fight with an astronaut last night - he's on the way up.

by coxy0001 Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:52 am

Had a fight with a cricket club groundsman last night. He got rolled

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

I had a fight with my smoking cessation counsellor last night - I dropped him like a bad habit.

Then I had a fight with a footballer - he was kicking off.

Then I had a fight with a motor mechanic - he started it.

by Guest Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

I had a fight with Edwin Valero - it was career suicide

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

Had a fight with Jordan last night - she had a horrible gash.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 08 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

I had a fight with a mountaineer last night - he was over the hill.

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