Friday Fun: I Had a Fight With...

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:38 am

First topic message reminder :

I had a fight with a cleaner the other day - I wiped the floor with him.

I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in.

I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him.

I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off.

I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere.

I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him.

I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered.

Your turn...

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:55 am

I had a fight with an explosives expert last night - can't remember what sparked it off.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:56 am

I had a fight with a woman called Etna last night - she went off like a volcano.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:56 am

Had a fight with JFK - he was shot.

by Rodney Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:56 am

Had a fight with a plumber, through the kitchen sink at him.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:56 am

I had a fight with a guy from Pompeii last night - left him in ruins.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:57 am

I had a fight with a piece of beef last night - it was PRIME.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:57 am

I had a fight with Joan Of Arc last night - she burned out pretty quickly.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:58 am

I had a fight with an actor - he ended up in a cast.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:59 am

I had a fight with Genghis Khan - he was a bit of a mongol.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:59 am

I had a fight with Merlin last night - he was a wizard.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:00 am

I had a fight with a Hobbit last night - he was the lord of the ring.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:00 am

I had a fight with an elf last night - bit of a fairy, really.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:01 am

I had a fight with an sailor who'd fallen overboard - he was washed up

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:01 am

I had a fight with an old biscuit - he was one tough cookie

I had a fight with a fresh baked biscuit - he crumbled easily

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:02 am

I had a fight with a historian - he was past it.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:02 am

I had a fight with a shop mannequin - you can dress it up how you like!

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:02 am

I was due to fight a bartender last night - he lost his bottle.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:03 am

I had a fight with a tight fisted tape measure - he wouldn't give an inch

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:04 am

I had a fight with a busy store assistant - he was all over the shop.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:04 am

I had a fight with an old battleship - he was rusty

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:04 am

I had a fight with a reluctant pot holer - eventually he caved

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:04 am

I had a fight with Elton John - it was a case of give and take.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:05 am

I had a fight with a totum pole - he'd been two faced about me.

I had a fight with Stevie Wonders son last night - his own father wouldn't recognise him now.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:05 am

I had a fight with a Japanese chambermaid last night - it was nip and tuck.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:05 am

I had a fight with a butler - he handed it to me on a silver plate

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:06 am

I had a fight with the legendary Man Utd team in Munich - brought them down to earth with a bang.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:07 am

I had a fight with a coal miner - I had to dig deep

I had a fight with an archeologists - I left him in ruins

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:07 am

I had a fight with a scone yesterday - my god he was jammy.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:08 am

I had a fight with a pedicurist last night - marvellous footwork.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:08 am

I had a fight with Captain Ahab - he whaled away without much success

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:08 am

I had a fight with some laundry yesterday - I hung them out to dry.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:08 am

I had a fight with a concierge last night - showed him the door.

by coxy0001 Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:09 am

Had a fight with Ellie Goulding. Pounded her body until she could take no more

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:09 am

I had a fight with a stage actor - I had to give him his props

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:10 am

I had a fight with a load of lego - I didn't know what to make of it

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:10 am

I had a fight with a dodgy electrician - it was lights out.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:10 am

I had a fight with Heather Mills last night - she didn't have the legs to keep up with me.

by fearlessBamber Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:11 am

coxy0001 wrote:I had a fight with a female pornstar last night... I pummelled her

Overcompensation.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:13 am

I had a fight with a Birmingham City football match yesterday...not much happened.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:14 am

I had a fight with Nobel last night - that was explosive.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:14 am

I had a fight with Tony Hart last night - he knew his craft.

I had a fight with a butcher - he won on cuts.

I had a fight with a guy that works in MotherCare - he sold me a few dummies.

Tonight I'm having a fight with a bloke that works in an abattoir - he's dead meat.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:15 am

I had a fight with a drunken Derek Acora - my, he was spirited

by coxy0001 Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:16 am

I had a fight with the Chenoble Nuclear plant last night. It lost and went into meltdown....

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:16 am

I had a fight with a landlord who wouldn't rent the attic - there was no let up!

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:17 am

I had a fight with Wayne Rooney - he swears he won!

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:17 am

I had a fight with Fernando Torres - even the judges couldn't score it for him

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:18 am

I had a fight with my former slave the other day - I owned him.

by Sugar Boy Sweetie Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:19 am

I had a fight with a dentist yesterday - he was looking for teeth in a basket.

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:20 am

I had a fight with Evander Holyfield - he looked like an old man in there

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:20 am

I had two fights with Shakespeare last night - one was a tempest, the other much ado about nothing.

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