The Inaugural TV Cup - 10th and Final Round: Best (Fictional) Moment in TV History

First topic message reminder :

Well, this is it, we have made it to the end. A long and arduous journey comes to its close as we pick the best fictional moment in TV history. 

Eastenders is well represented and many, many of you have proven that this forum is your internet home as at least five of you made the "moon landings" joke! The Breaking Bad choice is spoiler boxed below for those who are catching up (it was submitted a week ago so will have nothing from the latest episode).

Please select two choices (and avoid the ones that are questionably fictional if you believe them to have happened!)

The results from last week are as follows:

Father Ted/Sir Johnny English - 12
Fawlty Towers/Bhb001 - 12
The Office/Adam D - 8
Blackadder/Julius - 7
Only Fools and Horses/Onlytreblewinners - 7
Phoenix Nights/Superflyweight - 5
Porridge/Rowley - 4
I'm Alan Partridge/Tino - 3
IT Crowd/Hero - 2
Red Dwarf/Hulking Up - 1


That Leaves us with a scoreboard full of drama and tension. The perennial number 2  Adam goes into the final round on top of the pile, one of four men who can win it.

Adam D - 50
Hero - 49
Marky – 48
Tino – 38
Nakatomi Plaza – 36
Chequered Jersey - 34
Kenny – 30
OnlyTrebleWinners 29
Dolphin Ziggler 27
Bull - 27
VDT – 23
Julius H Marx - 23
Rowley - 22
B3rragan – 21
Sir Johnny English – 21
BHB001 – 20
Superflyweight 16
CJB – 14
Compelling and Rich - 12
NickisBHAFC - 10
Hulking Up - 9
SeanMichaels 6
xViperx - 5

THE BREAKING BAD SPOILER:

I am in by the way Tina, in case I do not see the post quick enough when you ask for participants.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: (and almost certainly fix it so neither Jeff or Galted get any points).

Galted seems capable of doing that without any interference from you.

Not so sure, after what Tino said I think the previous competition may have been rigged.

I'm in as well. Having gone from mediocre to poor to abysmal throughout the 3 cups I can't sink any lower so quite fancy my chances in the next one.

If places are oversubscribed I will withdraw my entry as I am very nice.

I'd like to have another go, but it might all be a bit high-brow for me to be honest.

Galted wrote:

If places are oversubscribed I will withdraw my entry as I am very nice.

Nah, you're in pal.  You, Jeff, Adam, Union and Dolphin are confirmed.  

Although I'm sure it will be oversubscribed due to my incredible popularity across the forum.

Union Cane wrote:I'd like to have another go, but it might all be a bit high-brow for me to be honest.

I am thinking of throwing a random 'Greatest arthropod' round in there somewhere, Union.  That won't be too high-brow for you.

I warn you though, you start correcting my grammar again and you get kicked out.

Throw in some question about happy hardcore in the music section Tina. Union will come into his own at that point.

He corrected my grammar yesterday Tina. It is hurtful isn't it.

Rowley wrote:Throw in some question about happy hardcore in the music section Tina. Union will come into his own at that point.

He corrected my grammar yesterday Tina. It is hurtful isn't it.

There is zero chance of having a happy hardcore round, Jeff.

It is hurtful, especially as on the rare occasions he gets things wrong he becomes very defensive. I tolerate it though. As you've mentioned in the past, he is borderline autistic so we shouldn't be cruel.

Boom shakalack.

If you use language correctly my corrections would not be neccessary.

Don't push me Union.

First Blood.

Do I get a point?

Union Cane wrote:First Blood.

Do I get a point?

Vaguely amusing, but no.

Union Cane wrote:Boom shakalack.

If you use language correctly my corrections would not be neccessary.

*necessary*

Aww shucks.

Union Cane wrote:First Blood.

Do I get a point?

You playing "Famous Lines from Famous Movies now"?

You talking to me?

Union Cane wrote:Aww shucks.

Only been waiting 4 years for such an opportunity Union. Is every bit as sweet as I hoped it would be.

bhb001 wrote:

Union Cane wrote:First Blood.

Do I get a point?

You playing "Famous Lines from Famous Movies now"?

Do you want to be in the soon to arrive 'Culture Cup' (sounds like a Boy George tribute act) bhb?

Union Cane wrote:You talking to me?

Taxi Driver.

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Aww shucks.

Only been waiting 4 years for such an opportunity Union. Is every bit as sweet as I hoped it would be.

And you get a bonus point for your efforts, Jeff.

Pedants.

I'll be in the Cultural Cup if there is space?

The Womble wrote:I'll be in the Cultural Cup if there is space?

You're in, buddy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:I'll be in the Cultural Cup if there is space?

You're in, buddy.

Nice one, I can't wait for all my nominations to be ridiculed.

i'll have a go, although if questions go up on bank Holiday Monday dont expect my answers in too early as ill be rough

compelling and rich wrote:i'll have a go, although if questions go up on bank Holiday Monday dont expect my answers in too early as ill be rough

You're in mate.

I won't be doing it on BH, don't worry. I am out all day.

Going to Colchester zoo if anyone is interested.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Going to Colchester zoo if anyone is interested.

Take sandwiches mate, the food there is extortionate.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Going to Colchester zoo if anyone is interested.

Take sandwiches mate, the food there is extortionate.

Duly noted, Union.

I went to Leeds Castle last weekend.  Wasn't great so wouldn't advise anyone to go there for the Bank Holiday.  The maze was rubbish, I could see over the top.

I'm going to spend the Bank Holiday masturbating by the wheelie bins behind the Sainsbury Local if anyone's interested.

The best bit about the maze at Leeds Castle is the grotto you have to go through to exit. You can get up to all sorts in the dark there.

Was full of Japanese kids getting on my nerves. Girl I was with was pretty claustrophobic as well so she hated the whole experience.

Galted wrote:Girl I was with was pretty claustrophobic as well so she hated the whole experience.

Would it have mattered where you were?

Galted wrote:Girl I was with was pretty claustrophobic as well so she hated the whole experience.

Well there's not much room in those wheelie bins.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Girl I was with was pretty claustrophobic as well so she hated the whole experience.

Would it have mattered where you were?

c**t

Union Cane wrote:

Galted wrote:Girl I was with was pretty claustrophobic as well so she hated the whole experience.

Well there's not much room in those wheelie bins.

I wouldn't get inside one, there's always a chance someone's going to lob a cat in which could be unpleasant.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Girl I was with was pretty claustrophobic as well so she hated the whole experience.

Would it have mattered where you were?

c**t  

Coat?

You've given me quite a complex about the day Tino, it's possible she didn't enjoy any of it and the maze was the final straw.

Galted wrote:You've given me quite a complex about the day Tino, it's possible she didn't enjoy any of it and the maze was the final straw.

I'm sure she had the best day of her life.

Until Wingrove felt her up that evening.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:You've given me quite a complex about the day Tino, it's possible she didn't enjoy any of it and the maze was the final straw.

I'm sure she had the best day of her life.

Until Wingrove felt her up that evening.

doubt it, he hasn't shown too much interest in the ladies since his mum bought him a new .303