The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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I've only ever been to a strip club once. For a mate's eighteenth. His mom took us there. One of those parents who are never around so she was trying to look cool. Some Japanese girl stuffed her snatch in my face. I was quite fearful of having caught an STD

The only strip club I ever went in was actually in Japan.
The most shocking eye-opener in the naivety of my youth was that the salesman charged it all to expenses without batting an eyelid.

I did ask for a VAT receipt when I put my pound in the pint pot. I can only assume she forgot.

Two f's in off Jef.

Film

1. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

2. Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched

3. You got how many bills to pay And how many kids, And you forgot about The things that we did

4. Movin' to the country, Gonna eat a lot of peaches

5. Oh love, we shine like a burning star, fallen from the sky

Union Cane wrote:Two f's in off Jef.

You've lost me Union.

Independence Day Sean - Spaceman, Presidents of the USA, Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Two f's in off Jef.

You've lost me Union.

Your location, I presume that the first of should be off, or if not off then not there at all.

Do they really drop their drawers for a pound?

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Two f's in off Jef.

You've lost me Union.

Your location, I presume that the first of should be off, or if not off then not there at all.

Do they really drop their drawers for a pound?

Cheers Union, will amend it, and yes they do.

Rowley wrote:Independence Day Sean - Spaceman, Presidents of the USA, Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Correct. You missed REM - End of the World, U2 The Fly (Jeff Goldblum).

Cracking film,sequel set for 2016 i think.

I like a bit of existentialist funk Jeff
http://www.guavaleaf.com/video/8371/The-Time--Chocolate--Soul-Train#sthash.sqxiYJvy.dpbs

JuliusHMarx wrote:I like a bit of existentialist funk Jeff
http://www.guavaleaf.com/video/8371/The-Time--Chocolate--Soul-Train#sthash.sqxiYJvy.dpbs

I don't Jules, but it may well be obscure and elitist enough for me to force myself to like.

1 Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Will Smith)
4 - Peaches - presidents of the USA

Fist

morning

Morning Rick, Christmas do at work this evening, plan to do nothing today.

Morning Jeff, sound plan indeed, are you hoping to disgrace yourself at the works do? Or will it be a case of professional demeanour at all times?

Rowley wrote:Morning Rick, Christmas do at work this evening, plan to do nothing today.

What, not even fight feelings of ennui?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning Rick, Christmas do at work this evening, plan to do nothing today.

What, not even fight feelings of ennui?

That is an ongoing yet seemingly lost battle.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, sound plan indeed, are you hoping to disgrace yourself at the works do?  Or will it be a case of professional demeanour at all times?

Our London office are up in Sheffield tonight Rick, I will spend half the evening convincing them the bar prices are correct.

Jeff wrote:Our London office are up in Sheffield tonight Rick, I will spend half the evening convincing them the bar prices are correct.

And why the ale is cold with a head on it?

One of the few Northern traits that has stuck with me. John Smiths good, London Pride bad.

I got into a scuffle at our Christmas do last week, had to be dragged away.

Quite embarrassing really.

Union Cane wrote:I got into a scuffle at our Christmas do last week, had to be dragged away.

Quite embarrassing really.

A couple of years ago one of the client service chicks through a punch at an adviser (with whiom she'd been having an affair), missed and took out one of the canteen ladies. Cracking connection by all accounts and the poor old girl ended up doing a Judah style chicken dance across the dancefloor.

My works do passed without incident last week, though drinking wine straight from the bottle on a dancefloor when the free far ran out practically oozed class.

Mine's a week today. I tend to avoid work do's as my capacity to get drunk beyond all realms of sanity and proximity to work colleagues is not a good fit.

seanmichaels wrote:
A couple of years ago one of the client service chicks through a punch at an adviser (with whiom she'd been having an affair), missed and took out one of the canteen ladies. Cracking connection by all accounts and the poor old girl ended up doing a Judah style chicken dance across the dancefloor.

Threw.

I am just glad Jules is not around to see this.

I remember one chap casually walking over to a table at quite a posh works do and started a conversation with the lines...

"you know when you are at work and you really need a w@nk"

And then wen on to recount technique and anecdotes to a mixture of Horrified and Amused table occupants...

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
A couple of years ago one of the client service chicks through a punch at an adviser (with whiom she'd been having an affair), missed and took out one of the canteen ladies. Cracking connection by all accounts and the poor old girl ended up doing a Judah style chicken dance across the dancefloor.

Threw.

I am just glad Jules is not around to see this.

I saw it. I forgave it because of the nice use of 'whom' (and also forgave the typo in the aforementioned pronoun).

I'm playing the 'abused brain cells' card at this point.

History

1. If you play with fire You' re gonna get burned Some of my friends Are gonna die young

2. All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance, The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance

3. 'Cause I only got one burning desir, To let the whole town know that you're a dirty little liar, I ain't gonna get stuck in your muck and mire

4. She's the one for me, She's all I really need, Cause she's the one for me, Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness

5. I just need to know you care, guarantee that you'll be there, When I wake up in the night will you by my guiding light? I don't care how far until you play tonight. Just tell me where you are and everything's gonna be alright.

Presuming 2 is hurricane bob dylan

Haven't got a phucking clue.

rick_dagless wrote:Presuming 2  is hurricane bob dylan

Correct.

Jeff stop photocopying your arse and get on to the quiz.

5. Shooting Star by Bang!

Yay!

Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

Put in a special one for union as well....

Union Cane wrote:5. Shooting Star by Bang!

Yay!

Correct sir.

superflyweight wrote:Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

No

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

No

It's Smashing Pumpkins Zero I think

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

No

It's Smashing Pumpkins Zero I think

Correct.

You must know 1?

Having said that, so should superfly. Best jock band there is.

seanmichaels wrote:Having said that, so should superfly. Best jock band there is.

Doesn't sound like something the Vaselines would write.

It is not Texas before Windows chirps in....

Sounds like some kind of nonsense that Primal Scream would write. Swastika Eyes?

It will be Stuka then, as one of the other songs is Hurricane is clearly some sort of war plane link.

This is like you're all talking in a foreign language again.

Is no 1 Bananarama? Some song about drugs.

Michaels has finally falling into the ground floor toilet.

superflyweight wrote:Michaels has finally falling into the ground floor toilet.  

Really superfly, you as well?

Oh phor phuck sake.  Phullest apologies!

Just nipped to the pub for a few .

1. If you play with fire You' re gonna get burned Some of my friends Are gonna die young Primal Scream - Stuka

2. All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance, The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance Bob Dylan - Hurricane

3. 'Cause I only got one burning desir, To let the whole town know that you're a dirty little liar, I ain't gonna get stuck in your muck and mire LeAnn Rimes - Spitfire

4. She's the one for me, She's all I really need, Cause she's the one for me, Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

5. I just need to know you care, guarantee that you'll be there, When I wake up in the night will you by my guiding light? I don't care how far until you play tonight. Just tell me where you are and everything's gonna be alright. Happy Hardcore - Shooting Star

Link all WWII aeroplanes