The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 7:41 am

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:09 am

Jeff wrote:As an aside and as an uncultured oafish Man of the North, what is the point of the cigar menu with the smoking ban? Do you buy one and then stand outside?

A good point, though you can not have a full night of snobbery without pretending you know your cigars surely?

Maybe there is a reall classy smoking shelter out back?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:13 am

Union Cane wrote:Nothing from the cigar menu, Sean?

Not a massive fan of cigars. Make my mouth dry. Tried smoking them at cricket instead of normal cigarettes when we were batting. Tend to plough through a packet when waiting to bat.

Always remember one of the rugby team's Dad chuffing a cigar during games in my schiool days. Lovely smell on a crisp winter's afternoon.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Is it Boisdale of Bishopgate Tina? Don't worry about Galted if so, I have read the dress code, they have a pretty strict no Jack Wolfskin policy in place.

That's the one. If Galted hangs around long enough, he will see a fat bastard and a slimmer, better looking chap going in. That will be me. The slimmer one, not the fat bastard.

Rick; Dirty Dicks is a boozer on the corner. Never been in there. Glated has though.

Went on a first date there with an Irish girl I met on a dating site. She was very charming but clearly a closet lesbian as she didn't want to see me again. Her loss for being hasty though, I never let on that I own a Wolfskin wirh a detachable hood.

Glated has done some serious bumming and felching in the toilets there even though it's not a g*y pub.

by Rowley Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:18 am

Can you make it in time Galted? Despite Tina's previous words I am pretty sure he would love you to turn up and have a quick drink with him and his brother.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:21 am

By the sounds of it you can track his brother on Google Maps to see time of arrival...

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:35 am

rick_dagless wrote:By the sounds of it you can track his brother on Google Maps to see time of arrival...

I didn't realise Google Maps already had a real time urinal tracker app.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:38 am

Rowley wrote:Can you make it in time Galted? Despite Tina's previous words I am pretty sure he would love you to turn up and have a quick drink with him and his brother.

I reckon regardless of whether he goes Windows will be uncomfortably looking for him throughout the meal.

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:It looks lovely Tina, what are you having? I'd probably go for the Foie gras Terrine and some sort of Steak as main course.

I'll almost certainly have steak. They are great in there.

I won't have Foie gras though. I have a problem with how they farm the geese. I'll probably have the haggis to start.

Yeah, we're phucking swimming in foie gras in Scotland. I could barely get my fridge shut last night because of all the bastarding foie gras.

by Rowley Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:30 pm

superflyweight wrote: I could barely get my fridge shut last night because of all the bastarding foie gras.

You could try taking some of the Buckfast out.

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:31 pm

Never!

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:34 pm

Rowley wrote:Can you make it in time Galted? Despite Tina's previous words I am pretty sure he would love you to turn up and have a quick drink with him and his brother.

I think so. I can't wait to have a pear cider with him and chat about what a c*nt Hugh Jackman is.

by Guest Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:39 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can you make it in time Galted? Despite Tina's previous words I am pretty sure he would love you to turn up and have a quick drink with him and his brother.

I think so. I can't wait to have a pear cider with him and chat about what a c*nt Hugh Jackman is.

And you're telling everyone you're DEFINITELY not gay!?!?!?!?!?!

It's Christmas so I'll back off but come New Year if you're still persisting with that level of knob-jockery I may break the habit of a lifetime, travel south of Nottingham and scatter your internals across the Home Counties

by Rowley Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:47 pm

There will be no Pear Cider when you roll with Tina. It will be the finest single malts washed down with Cristal and copious amounts of cocaine.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:53 pm

Jeff wrote:Cristal and copious amounts of cocaine.

Snorted from the @rse cracks of only the most upper class of escorts.

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:03 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:Cristal and copious amounts of cocaine.

Snorted from the @rse cracks of only the most upper class of escorts.

A Cosworth?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:05 pm

super wrote:A Cosworth?

I think that's her name...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Is it Boisdale of Bishopgate Tina? Don't worry about Galted if so, I have read the dress code, they have a pretty strict no Jack Wolfskin policy in place.

That's the one. If Galted hangs around long enough, he will see a fat bastard and a slimmer, better looking chap going in. That will be me. The slimmer one, not the fat bastard.

Rick; Dirty Dicks is a boozer on the corner. Never been in there. Glated has though.

Laurel and Hardy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:20 pm

Leah and Jabba?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:23 pm

De Vito and Arnie

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:24 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can you make it in time Galted? Despite Tina's previous words I am pretty sure he would love you to turn up and have a quick drink with him and his brother.

I think so. I can't wait to have a pear cider with him and chat about what a c*nt Hugh Jackman is.
And you're telling everyone you're DEFINITELY not gay!?!?!?!?!?!

It's Christmas so I'll back off but come New Year if you're still persisting with that level of knob-jockery I may break the habit of a lifetime, travel south of Nottingham and scatter your internals across the Home Counties

It's Galtova's favourite alcoholic drink and now, thanks to a campaign of threats and blackmail, mine as well.

Sometimes I'm allowed to drink wine or Amarula and, once, a beer. I find pear cider to be quite crisp and refreshing, and mixes well into some dishes.

Please don't kill me Dave

Please.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:38 pm

Tesco's own brand cider is the way forward. Less abrasive than Aldi's Taurus, and crisper than your standard plonk like Strongbow. Scrumpy Jack is alright but at £5ish for 4 it can't compete with the £2.29

by Adam D Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Tesco's own brand cider is the way forward. Less abrasive than Aldi's Taurus, and crisper than your standard plonk like Strongbow. Scrumpy Jack is alright but at £5ish for 4 it can't compete with the £2.29

As a fellow connoisseur of said brew, Rod Clifford has the taste just right for cheap cider.

I think Galted would like Tescos Pear Cider too.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 2:17 pm

Thanks chaps. The pear cider I've been buying is £5.50 for 3 which is a bit of a rip-off.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:10 pm

Ha! Rod Clifford! In all seriousness it is better than strongow etc. Personally think it pisses on Magners Bulmers etc as well

by Rowley Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:14 pm

I don't drink Cider, what with not being 15 and the like.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:34 pm

Rowley wrote:I don't drink Cider, what with not being 15 and the like.

Not even if someone else pays for it?

by Adam D Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Ha! Rod Clifford! In all seriousness it is better than strongow etc. Personally think it pisses on Magners Bulmers etc as well

I was being serious! I didnt look it up - I just stare at the empty tesco cider can quite often pondering the meaning of my life and I see his name quite often (master cider maker).

Lidls Pear Cider is also very good.

If you want a good winter cider, try and get hold of Addlestones cloudy cider. Really warms you up.

Had a cider day in the summer, and these are the ones we got through (s well as some Welsh Cider which was flat but good).
Hazy Hog was great.
The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 12 Cider10

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 12 Cider10

by Rowley Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:41 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't drink Cider, what with not being 15 and the like.

Not even if someone else pays for it?

I'm a yorkshireman Shah, I'll drink meths if someone else is paying.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:46 pm

I live very close to the Hog's Back Brewery. Nearly got them supplying our bar at the club but it didn't quite work out. Got a good taster supply on the house which was a positive.

by Adam D Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:47 pm

Old Rascal was very tasty too.

Thatchers is the best of the larger brewers in my opinion.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:52 pm

The Hog's Back is quite an interesting place. It is a long thin hill mounted by a bit of dual carriageway which stretches from Farnham to Guildford.Marks the start of the South Downs. Mike Hawthorn (First British F1 champion) copped it there racing a random bloke. There's also a layby with a cafe which attracts those types who like their sex outdoors

by Adam D Thu 18 Dec 2014, 4:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:The Hog's Back is quite an interesting place. It is a long thin hill mounted by a bit of dual carriageway which stretches from Farnham to Guildford.Marks the start of the South Downs. Mike Hawthorn (First British F1 champion) copped it there racing a random bloke. There's also a layby with a cafe which attracts those types who like their sex outdoors

Is that how you came across the place?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 4:09 pm

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:The Hog's Back is quite an interesting place. It is a long thin hill mounted by a bit of dual carriageway which stretches from Farnham to Guildford.Marks the start of the South Downs. Mike Hawthorn (First British F1 champion) copped it there racing a random bloke. There's also a layby with a cafe which attracts those types who like their sex outdoors

Is that how you came across the place?

You know how it works for his schools chums, school reunions, take one for old times sake, wave the willy to signal the next one in the queue. Combine that with age related stamina issues and whats a bit of semen upon friends?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 4:10 pm

You know a lot about this shah.....

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 4:22 pm

seanmichaels wrote:You know a lot about this shah.....

I saw it on animal planet

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 5:45 pm

Discovered today that michaels has joined the army.

Spoiler:

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 5:48 pm

I've just got back from my mad dash to London. Didn't find Tino. Bollox.

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:44 pm

Just another confused old man wandering the London streets looking for an imaginary friend.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:44 pm

Didn't see him either though I was on the look-out for him. Saw a dapper-looking chap at the Bishopsgate exit at Liverpool Street who I thought might be Tino soI strode up to him and asked, expectantly, "are you Tino?"
He said, "no".

I'm starting to wonder if Tino really exists.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:45 pm

superflyweight wrote:Just another confused old man wandering the London streets looking for an imaginary friend.

I think we're onto something.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:Just another confused old man wandering the London streets looking for an imaginary friend.

I think we've ribbed Rowley enough about his visit to the capital what about julius?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:47 pm

I'm just so glad Jules made it back home safely after his mad dash to London.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:52 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:I'm just so glad Jules made it back home safely after his mad dash to London.

Julius's mad dash, the journey home.

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by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Dec 2014, 8:01 pm

I hope he wasn't driving on the right hand side again.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 19 Dec 2014, 6:38 am

As long as the guy in front with the red flag gets it correct...

by **superflyweight** Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:26 am

Morning all - hopefully the last day of client's IT procurement madness and then I can get back to having some sort of a life. Midnight finishes and 7:00 starts for a couple of weeks now and I'm starting to look like the photographic negative of myself.

by **Union Cane** Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:45 am

White hair and a ginger face?

by **superflyweight** Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:51 am

Even ginger shows up black in photographic negatives, Union.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:52 am

Morning super, one big VMware deal for me too...

Morning Union, Peter Stringfellow?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:23 am

Galted wrote:Didn't see him either though I was on the look-out for him. Saw a dapper-looking chap at the Bishopsgate exit at Liverpool Street who I thought might be Tino soI strode up to him and asked, expectantly, "are you Tino?"
He said, "no".

I'm starting to wonder if Tino really exists.

That was me. I knew it was you (Hi-Tecs) so I answered 'no'. Nothing against you, I was just running late to meet Eric Pickles.

Morning all.

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