The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:30 am

Galted can't suck his own knob
He can fit it all in his gob
He had a rib taken out

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:44 am

Galted can't suck his own knob
He can fit it all in his gob
Stood in his Hi-Tec's

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 12:27 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Galted can't suck his own knob
He can fit it all in his gob
Stood in his Hi-Tec's

You've made an arse of this, RiCKo.

by President Trump Fri 21 Aug 2015, 12:32 pm

Galted can't suck his own knob
He can fit it all in his gob
He had a rib taken out
And his teeth from his mouth

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 12:35 pm

Galted can suck his own knob
He can fit it all in his gob
He had a rib taken out
And his teeth from his mouth
To complete his homemade bl*wjob

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:01 pm

Why did I make an @rse of the last?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:07 pm

Why did I make an @rse of the last?
I'd already posted a line. Too fast.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:13 pm

Why did I make an @rse of the last?
I'd already posted a line. Too fast.
Ah, the mistake then, was mine.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:15 pm

Why did I make an @rse of the last?
I'd already posted a line. Too fast.
Ah, the mistake then, was mine.
Don't worry, old boy, it's fine.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:17 pm

Why did I make an @rse of the last?
I'd already posted a line. Too fast.
Ah, the mistake then, was mine.
Don't worry, old boy, it's fine.
Ive just posted the usual about my repast

by President Trump Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:23 pm

You two boys get a room

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:24 pm

You two boys get a room
No point, RiCks in love with Chris Froome.

by President Trump Mon 24 Aug 2015, 10:43 am

You two boys get a room
No point, RiCks in love with Chris Froome
He rides a good bike

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Aug 2015, 11:07 am

You two boys get a room
No point, RiCks in love with Chris Froome
He rides a good bike
The colour yellow he does like

by President Trump Mon 24 Aug 2015, 12:50 pm

You two boys get a room
No point, RiCks in love with Chris Froome
He rides a good bike
The colour yellow he does like
Thats why your love is destined for doom

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:39 am

It's getting hot in here

by **Pal Joey** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:26 am

It's getting hot in here
and it's not yet clear

by President Trump Fri 28 Aug 2015, 10:45 am

It's getting hot in here
and it's not yet clear
There is love in the air

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:26 pm

It's getting hot in here
and it's not yet clear
There is love in the air
At the Annual Prisoner's Fair

by President Trump Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:30 pm

It's getting hot in here
and it's not yet clear
There is love in the air
At the Annual Prisoner's Fair
So pick up the soap if you dare

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:44 pm

The warden was enjoying himself

by President Trump Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:56 pm

The warden was enjoying himself
So took his camera from the shelf

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:08 pm

The warden was enjoying himself
So took his camera from the shelf
before starting his routine with zest

by President Trump Mon 31 Aug 2015, 2:16 pm

The warden was enjoying himself
So took his camera from the shelf
before starting his routine with zest
Of applying cream to each breast

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 2:28 pm

The warden was enjoying himself
So took his camera from the shelf
before starting his routine with zest
Of applying cream to each breast
and fully smothering the face of an elf

by President Trump Mon 31 Aug 2015, 3:38 pm

But I thought elves were not real

by nadeem2099 Mon 31 Aug 2015, 3:48 pm

But I thought elves were not real
They are, as real as Ian Beale

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Aug 2015, 4:03 pm

But I thought elves were not real
They are, as real as Ian Beale
But with a more alert face

by nadeem2099 Mon 31 Aug 2015, 4:10 pm

But I thought elves were not real
They are, as real as Ian Beale
But with a more alert face
And the skills to get past second base

by President Trump Mon 31 Aug 2015, 4:15 pm

But I thought elves were not real
They are, as real as Ian Beale
But with a more alert face
And the skills to get past second base
And have a really great feel

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 12:47 pm

Their texture quite took me by surprise,

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:17 pm

Their texture quite took me by surprise,
So much so that I dribbled down my thighs.

by **Galted** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:22 pm

Their texture quite took me by surprise,
So much so that I dribbled down my thighs
I like them with chips

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:24 pm

Their texture quite took me by surprise,
So much so that I dribbled down my thighs
I like them with chips
Just a moment on the lips

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:28 pm

Their texture quite took me by surprise,
So much so that I dribbled down my thighs
I like them with chips
Just a moment on the lips
and a gobful; right between the eyes.

by **Galted** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:30 pm

Their texture quite took me by surprise,
So much so that I dribbled down my thighs
I like them with chips
Just a moment on the lips
or minced up in curries or pies

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:31 pm

Galted's too late. Fancy that.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:32 pm

Galted's too late. Fancy that.
The dog got in first; minus hat

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:33 pm

Galted's too late. Fancy that.
The dog got in first minus hat
The Aussie comes first

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:35 pm

Galted's too late. Fancy that.
The dog got in first minus hat
The Aussie comes first
but his team is still curs'd

by **Galted** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 1:36 pm

Galted's too late. Fancy that.
The dog got in first minus hat
The Aussie comes first
but his team is still curs'd
Slow down you smug little tw*t

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 2:07 pm

by President Trump Thu 03 Sep 2015, 2:16 pm

The only t*ats I like are wet

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 2:17 pm

The only t*ats I like are wet
with an aroma a florist can vet

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Sep 2015, 2:24 pm

The only t*ats I like are wet
with an aroma a florist can vet
Does the clitoris exist?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Sep 2015, 2:27 pm

The only t*ats I like are wet
with an aroma a florist can vet
Does the clitoris exist?
Is it something I missed?

by President Trump Thu 03 Sep 2015, 2:30 pm

The only t*ats I like are wet
with an aroma a florist can vet
Does the clitoris exist?
Is it something I missed?
Maybe il get one for a pet

by nadeem2099 Tue 08 Sep 2015, 11:48 am

Where are you rick daglees!

by President Trump Tue 08 Sep 2015, 11:56 am

Where are you rick daglees!
Open Darkplace please

by nadeem2099 Tue 08 Sep 2015, 12:01 pm

Where are you rick daglees!
Open Darkplace please
What monstrosity is that

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