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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by Galted on Mon 22 Oct 2018, 11:14 am

Jules is rocking the stage
In the Midlands his plays are the rage
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 22 Oct 2018, 11:23 am

Jules is rocking the stage
In the Midlands his plays are the rage
"Neighbour of Zero"

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Post by Galted on Mon 22 Oct 2018, 11:32 am

Jules is rocking the stage
In the Midlands his plays are the rage
"Neighbour of Zero"
Has a gambling hero
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 22 Oct 2018, 11:36 am

Jules is rocking the stage
In the Midlands his plays are the rage
"Neighbour of Zero"
Has a gambling hero
And a plot that transcends the age.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 22 Oct 2018, 12:10 pm

Laugh Laugh clap

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 24 Oct 2018, 10:16 am

The audience was so full of applause,

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 Oct 2018, 10:30 am

The audience was so full of applause,
That we offered them backstage tours

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 24 Oct 2018, 10:56 am

The audience was so full of applause,
That we offered them backstage tours
Since most were curious

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 Oct 2018, 11:09 am

The audience was so full of applause,
That we offered them backstage tours
Since most were curious
And none of them spurious

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 24 Oct 2018, 11:50 am

The audience was so full of applause,
That we offered them backstage tours
Since most were curious
And none of them spurious
Over the constant stream of whores

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 Oct 2018, 7:04 am

When is the next theatrical run?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 Oct 2018, 8:39 am

When is the next theatrical run?
'twill be after spring solstice is done

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 13 Nov 2018, 9:27 am

When is the next theatrical run?
'twill be after spring solstice is done
Has the script now been picked

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:56 am

When is the next theatrical run?
'twill be after spring solstice is done
Has the script now been picked
No, we're being quite strict

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:26 am

When is the next theatrical run?
'twill be after spring solstice is done
Has the script now been picked
No, we're being quite strict
Like a cruel lesbian Irish nun

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 16 Nov 2018, 7:32 am

I was waiting for PJ to finish that off

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:29 am

I was waiting for PJ to finish that off
With the customary unexpected scoff

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Nov 2018, 10:12 am

I was waiting for PJ to finish that off
With the customary unexpected scoff
But who'll finish this one?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:36 am

I was waiting for PJ to finish that off
With the customary unexpected scoff
But who'll finish this one?
Either you or Slick I reckon

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 21 Nov 2018, 6:54 pm

I was waiting for PJ to finish that off
With the customary unexpected scoff
But who'll finish this one?
Either you or Slick I reckon
It'll be me. Slick can f*ck off!

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 22 Nov 2018, 6:57 am

I will take the loss on the chin like a man

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 22 Nov 2018, 8:21 am

I will take the loss on the chin like a man
Who cycles to work everyday in Milan

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 22 Nov 2018, 2:08 pm

I will take the loss on the chin like a man
Who cycles to work everyday in Milan
Weaving through traffic

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 22 Nov 2018, 3:11 pm

I will take the loss on the chin like a man
Who cycles to work everyday in Milan
Weaving through traffic
We can't call him a spic...

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 22 Nov 2018, 4:40 pm

I will take the loss on the chin like a man
Who cycles to work everyday in Milan
Weaving through traffic
We can't call him a spic...
I could murder an Italian

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:04 pm

I'd kill for a Chinese some nights

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Post by Galted on Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:55 am

I'd kill for a Chinese some nights
I’d like a Swede wearing tights
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 26 Nov 2018, 9:03 am

I'd kill for a Chinese some nights
I’d like a Swede wearing tights
But I'd pass on a Maltese

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 26 Nov 2018, 9:17 am

I'd kill for a Chinese some nights
I’d like a Swede wearing tights
But I'd pass on a Maltese
Or a Swiss with some cheese

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:08 am

I'd kill for a Chinese some nights
I’d like a Swede wearing tights
But I'd pass on a Maltese
Or a Swiss with some cheese
Or a Mexican without any rights

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 28 Nov 2018, 9:30 am

'tis wet and windy in Oz.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 28 Nov 2018, 10:33 am

'tis wet and windy in Oz.
A sodden branch just hit my snoz

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:30 am

'tis wet and windy in Oz.
A sodden branch just hit my snoz
It was probably a Triffid

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:00 am

'tis wet and windy in Oz.
A sodden branch just hit my snoz
It was probably a Triffid
That left you quite livid

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 29 Nov 2018, 9:13 pm

tis wet and windy in Oz.
A sodden branch just hit my snoz
It was probably a Triffid
That left you quite livid
Is Scaggs' first name really Boz?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Dec 2018, 8:20 am

It is time for a Christmas rhyme

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 03 Dec 2018, 10:10 am

It is time for a Christmas rhyme
To overlook it would be a crime

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 03 Dec 2018, 1:06 pm

It is time for a Christmas rhyme
To overlook it would be a crime
Punishable with death by stones

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 05 Dec 2018, 3:49 pm

It is time for a Christmas rhyme
To overlook it would be a crime
Punishable with death by stones
Til vultures eat your bones

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Post by Galted on Wed 05 Dec 2018, 6:27 pm

It is time for a Christmas rhyme
To overlook it would be a crime
Punishable with death by stones
Til vultures eat your bones
With shallots and the zest of a lime
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