The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 11:05 am

The Sun was out , the sky was clear
So I sat in the garden along with my beer
The party was ready to start

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 11:23 am

The Sun was out , the sky was clear
So I sat in the garden along with my beer
The party was ready to start
So I wheeled in the pig on a cart

by Guest Sat 04 Aug 2012, 4:57 pm

The Sun was out , the sky was clear
So I sat in the garden along with my beer
The party was ready to start
So I wheeled in the pig on a cart
Then I sang: I want an atmosphere, I love a party with a happy atmosphere...

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:27 am

lovely ending.... Smile

The starter fired his gun

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:34 am

The starter fired his gun
This was serious it wasn't for fun

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:37 am

The starter fired his gun
This was serious it wasn't for fun
The Finn took the early lead

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:44 am

The starter fired his gun
This was serious it wasn't for fun
The Finn took the early lead
But he was soon caught up by the Swede

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:47 am

The starter fired his gun
This was serious it wasn't for fun
The Finn took the early lead
But he was soon caught up by the Swede
But the eventual winner was from Oman

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:48 am

So what can we expect from today

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:50 am

So what can we expect from today
6 Gold, 3 Silver & 2 Bronze I would say

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 8:55 am

So what can we expect from today
6 Gold, 3 Silver & 2 Bronze I would say
For the Yanks or for team GB ?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 9:06 am

So what can we expect from today
6 Gold, 3 Silver & 2 Bronze I would say
For the Yanks or for team GB ?
That's the bit that's confusing me

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 9:13 am

So what can we expect from today
6 Gold, 3 Silver & 2 Bronze I would say
For the Yanks or for team GB ?
That's the bit that's confusing me
Will it be Chambers or Tyson Gay ?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 9:16 am

Excellent!

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 9:17 am

The water was looking quite choppy

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 9:24 am

The water was looking quite choppy
and the sailors were rather sloppy

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 9:25 am

The water was looking quite choppy
and the sailors were rather sloppy
The sails were left loose in the wind

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 10:06 am

The water was looking quite choppy
and the sailors were rather sloppy
The sails were left loose in the wind
Their lead they were about to rescind

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 11:24 am

The water was looking quite choppy
and the sailors were rather sloppy
The sails were left loose in the wind
Their lead they were about to rescind
And their coach was getting real stroppy

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 12:54 pm

The marathon runners ground on

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 12:56 pm

The marathon runners ground on
But ones on scooter ...what a con

by Guest Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:11 pm

The marathon runners ground on
But ones on scooter ...what a con
Though he's starting to tire

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:15 pm

The marathon runners ground on
But ones on scooter ...what a con
Though he's starting to tire
He may not make the wire

by Guest Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:17 pm

The marathon runners ground on
But ones on scooter ...what a con
Though he's starting to tire
He may not make the wire
Therefor there's no hope for a gong

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:18 pm

The road was very poorly lit

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:19 pm

The road was very poorly lit
So i decided to wait for a bit

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:25 pm

The road was very poorly lit
So i decided to wait for a bit
Then I stepped out briskly

by **Galted** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 1:39 pm

The road was very poorly lit
So i decided to wait for a bit
Then I stepped out briskly
though it was a touch risky

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 2:10 pm

The road was very poorly lit
So i decided to wait for a bit
Then I stepped out briskly
though it was a touch risky
and by a double D lorry got hit

by Guest Sun 05 Aug 2012, 2:11 pm

I've encountered a very strange thing

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 2:23 pm

I've encountered a very strange thing
A bird with a back-swept wing

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 5:11 pm

I've encountered a very strange thing
A bird with a back-swept wing
And a featherless breast

by Guest Sun 05 Aug 2012, 5:17 pm

I've encountered a very strange thing
A bird with a back-swept wing
And a featherless breast
With a union jack crest

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 5:36 pm

I've encountered a very strange thing
A bird with a back-swept wing
And a featherless breast
With a union jack crest
And the name Dodo etched on its ring

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 5:40 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 5:41 pm

I get nervous at penalty shoot-outs

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Aug 2012, 5:49 pm

I get nervous at penalty shoot-outs
Especially when we're playing the Krauts

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:11 am

I get nervous at penalty shoot-outs
Especially when we're playing the Krauts
We're renowned for mucking it up

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 10:40 am

I get nervous at penalty shoot-outs
Especially when we're playing the Krauts
We're renowned for mucking it up
We'll never win the World Cup

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 10:42 am

I get nervous at penalty shoot-outs
Especially when we're playing the Krauts
We're renowned for mucking it up
We'll never win the World Cup
So I'm closing my Barclay's accounts

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 12:42 pm

I once bought a crate of saltpetre

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 12:45 pm

I once bought a crate of saltpetre
To help cure the boils on my feet

by **Galted** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 12:50 pm

I once bought a crate of saltpetre
To help cure the boils on my feet
but instead of healing

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 12:52 pm

I once bought a crate of saltpetre
To help cure the boils on my feet
but instead of healing
it sent me reeling

by **Galted** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 12:59 pm

I once bought a crate of saltpetre
To help cure the boils on my feet
but instead of healing
it sent me reeling
& now I stink like a b1tch in heat

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:00 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:01 pm

The umpires scurried for cover,

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:01 pm

While out in the woods i saw Bigfoot

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:02 pm

While out in the woods i saw Bigfoot
Having a quick leak on a pile of soot

by **Kenny** Mon 06 Aug 2012, 1:06 pm

While out in the woods i saw Bigfoot
Having a quick leak on a pile of soot
I turned to look back at me

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