The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 5:32 pm

Jeepers creepers my slippers are slippy
Said my Gran on the way to the chippy

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 5:39 pm

Jeepers creepers my slippers are slippy
Said my Gran on the way to the chippy
"Do you want salt on that?"

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 5:45 pm

Jeepers creepers my slippers are slippy
Said my Gran on the way to the chippy
"Do you want salt on that?"
Said the man in the fish covered hat

by Guest Wed 01 Aug 2012, 5:53 pm

Jeepers creepers my slippers are slippy
Said my Gran on the way to the chippy
"Do you want salt on that?"
Said the man in the fish covered hat
Stood next to the transsexual hippy

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:27 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:28 pm

From now on im telling no lies

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:56 pm

From now on im telling no lies
About the rather small size

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:57 pm

From now on im telling no lies
About the rather small size
Of my manhood ,which is really quite small

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:10 pm

From now on im telling no lies
About the rather small size
Of my manhood ,which is really quite small
And alas I've only one ball

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:13 pm

From now on im telling no lies
About the rather small size
Of my manhood ,which is really quite small
And alas I've only one ball
So im always dribbling down my thighs

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 9:17 am

The Gold now is starting to flow

by **Galted** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 9:18 am

The Gold now is starting to flow
it began with a bloody good row

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 9:32 am

The Gold now is starting to flow
it began with a bloody good row
then the side-burn guy on his bike

by **Galted** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 9:46 am

The Gold now is starting to flow
it began with a bloody good row
then the side-burn guy on his bike
nailed the second as calm as you like

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 10:18 am

The Gold now is starting to flow
it began with a bloody good row
then the side-burn guy on his bike
nailed the second as calm as you like
and the 3rd - the lass with the bow

by **Kenny** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 1:49 pm

very good

by Guest Thu 02 Aug 2012, 5:07 pm

Imagine these 'ricks with a beat

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 6:34 pm

Imagine these 'ricks with a beat
Yo man, that's right up mah street

by **Galted** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 8:00 pm

Imagine these 'ricks with a beat
Yo man, that's right up mah street
could someone translate

by Guest Thu 02 Aug 2012, 9:23 pm

Imagine these 'ricks with a beat
Yo man, that's right up mah street
could someone translate
So I can relate

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 10:05 pm

Imagine these 'ricks with a beat
Yo man, that's right up mah street
could someone translate
So I can relate
- We're talking anapaest, syllables and feet

by **Kenny** Thu 02 Aug 2012, 11:08 pm

The Gold medals are starting to grow

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 2:30 am

The Gold medals are starting to grow
Just add water - and bake like dough

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 9:07 am

The Gold medals are starting to grow
Just add water - and bake like dough
Then after training and time

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 1:41 pm

The Gold medals are starting to grow
Just add water - and bake like dough
Then after training and time
Just like producing fine wine

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 4:46 pm

The Gold medals are starting to grow
Just add water - and bake like dough
Then after training and time
Just like producing fine wine
We'll be like Ben Johnson on blow

by Guest Fri 03 Aug 2012, 4:54 pm

Bernie Taupin ain't nothing on us

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 4:56 pm

Bernie Taupin ain't nothing on us
Elton John...pfft... what's all the fuss?

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 4:57 pm

Bernie Taupin ain't nothing on us
Elton John...pfft... what's all the fuss?
I've more hair on my arse then he's got on his head

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

Bernie Taupin ain't nothing on us
Elton John...pfft... what's all the fuss?
I've more hair on my arse then he's got on his head
and I've had more supermodels in my bed

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:04 pm

Bernie Taupin ain't nothing on us
Elton John...pfft... what's all the fuss?
I've more hair on my arse then he's got on his head
and I've had more supermodels in my bed
most of them girls ..which is always a plus

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:06 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:13 pm

I rolled over and to my horror i saw

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:51 pm

I rolled over and to my horror i saw
My wife with the head of a boar

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:54 pm

I rolled over and to my horror i saw
My wife with the head of a boar
I always thought she was a bit of a pig

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:56 pm

I rolled over and to my horror i saw
My wife with the head of a boar
I always thought she was a bit of a pig
A bit like Babe with a wig

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 5:58 pm

I rolled over and to my horror i saw
My wife with the head of a boar
I always thought she was a bit of a pig
A bit like Babe with a wig
And with tusks that just make her snore

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 9:44 pm

It was raining outside and the wind

by Guest Fri 03 Aug 2012, 10:49 pm

It was raining outside and the wind
Was so strong I was physically pinned

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 10:52 pm

It was raining outside and the wind
Was so strong I was physically pinned
To the wall of the house next door

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 10:59 pm

It was raining outside and the wind
Was so strong I was physically pinned
To the wall of the house next door
As it was ripped apart from the floor

by Guest Fri 03 Aug 2012, 11:02 pm

It was raining outside and the wind
Was so strong I was physically pinned
To the wall of the house next door
As it was ripped apart from the floor
The third line's thrown me off, Ken you've sinned.

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Aug 2012, 11:09 pm

It was raining outside and the wind
Was so strong I was physically pinned
To the wall of the house next door
As it was ripped apart from the floor
My life flashed before me of all the things i had sinned

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 12:58 am

If you ever get attacked by a 'roo

by Guest Sat 04 Aug 2012, 1:31 am

If you ever get attacked by a 'roo
There is one thing you simply must do

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 1:59 am

If you ever get attacked by a 'roo
There is one thing you simply must do
First look at it sideways, then

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 10:55 am

If you ever get attacked by a 'roo
There is one thing you simply must do
First look at it sideways, then
Stab it in the eye with a fountain pen

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 10:58 am

If you ever get attacked by a 'roo
There is one thing you simply must do
First look at it sideways, then
Stab it in the eye with a fountain pen
and if that fails... clob it with your shoe

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 11:01 am

The Sun was out , the sky was clear

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Aug 2012, 11:04 am

The Sun was out , the sky was clear
So I sat in the garden along with my beer

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