The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Tue 07 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

Bring back king Kenny at once
I cant he was being a nonce
His v2 was hacked!

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

Bring back king Kenny at once
I cant he was being a nonce
His v2 was hacked!
So King Kenny was sacked

by Guest Tue 07 Aug 2012, 5:06 pm

Bring back king Kenny at once
I cant he was being a nonce
His v2 was hacked!
So King Kenny was sacked
Whoever did that are just horrible people Very Happy

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 5:08 pm

i was waiting to see what was coming next clap

by Guest Tue 07 Aug 2012, 5:08 pm

Kenny wrote: i was waiting to see what was coming next

There's only one word worthy of rhyming with once Ken!! Laugh

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 5:11 pm

True and i nicked it Very Happy

So which way will the next rhyme go

by **Galted** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 6:33 pm

So which way will the next rhyme go
I hope not the straight and narrow

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 6:35 pm

So which way will the next rhyme go
I hope not the straight and narrow
We've done that once

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 6:48 pm

So which way will the next rhyme go
I hope not the straight and narrow
We've done that once
Like a big-eared dunce

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 6:57 pm

So which way will the next rhyme go
I hope not the straight and narrow
We've done that once
Like a big-eared dunce
Whew, we went straight past 'c*nts' like an arrow

by **Galted** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 9:24 pm

I'm pretty damn sick of Bolt

by Guest Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:06 pm

I'm pretty damn sick of Bolt
Come on Galted, it's hardly his fault

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:34 pm

I'm pretty damn sick of Bolt
Come on Galted, it's hardly his fault
You've got to give him some credit

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:48 pm

I'm pretty damn sick of Bolt
Come on Galted, it's hardly his fault
You've got to give him some credit
He's a quick mother<edit>

by **Kenny** Tue 07 Aug 2012, 11:51 pm

I'm pretty damn sick of Bolt
Come on Galted, it's hardly his fault
You've got to give him some credit
He's a quick mother<edit>
Unlike Chambers who's not worth his salt

by Guest Wed 08 Aug 2012, 12:03 am

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 12:06 am

Theres not much fun watching a nil nil

by Guest Wed 08 Aug 2012, 1:03 am

Theres not much fun watching a nil nil
Like there's no much fun reenacting Kill Bill

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 1:38 am

Theres not much fun watching a nil nil
Like there's no much fun reenacting Kill Bill
But a remake of Jaws

by **Galted** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 8:12 am

Theres not much fun watching a nil nil
Like there's no much fun reenacting Kill Bill
But a remake of Jaws
eating a boatful of Corrs

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 8:44 am

Theres not much fun watching a nil nil
Like there's no much fun reenacting Kill Bill
But a remake of Jaws
eating a boatful of Corrs
I would love that, but will Jill?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 8:50 am

Ever noticed some cyclists have big bums?

by **Galted** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 12:43 pm

Ever noticed some cyclists have big bums?
& most sprinters have hideous gums

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 1:54 pm

Ever noticed some cyclists have big bums?
& most sprinters have hideous gums
But the gymnasts appear to be perfect

by **Galted** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 2:49 pm

Ever noticed some cyclists have big bums?
& most sprinters have hideous gums
But the gymnasts appear to be perfect
apart from Tweddle's teeth which are suspect

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 3:09 pm

Ever noticed some cyclists have big bums?
& most sprinters have hideous gums
But the gymnasts appear to be perfect
apart from Tweddle's teeth which are suspect
and that Latvian horse which throws tantrums

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:06 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:07 pm

Dont think i have forgotten your lip

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:39 pm

Dont think i have forgotten your lip
You were rude and you called me a drip

by Guest Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:41 pm

Dont think i have forgotten your lip
You were rude and you called me a drip
It's no wonder your wife..

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:41 pm

Dont think i have forgotten your lip
You were rude and you called me a drip
I only wanted to join in

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 4:54 pm

Dont think i have forgotten your lip
You were rude and you called me a drip
It's no wonder your wife
Attacked you with a knife

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 5:07 pm

Dont think i have forgotten your lip
You were rude and you called me a drip
It's no wonder your wife
Attacked you with a knife
And shouted " Christ just get a Grip!"

by Guest Wed 08 Aug 2012, 9:51 pm

Our shiznit is doper than coke

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 10:13 pm

Our shiznit is doper than coke
So pass me a spliff for a toke

by Guest Wed 08 Aug 2012, 10:18 pm

Our shiznit is doper than coke
So pass me a spliff for a toke
Let's get high as a kite

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Aug 2012, 10:28 pm

Our shiznit is doper than coke
So pass me a spliff for a toke
Let's get high as a kite
And stay up all night

by Guest Wed 08 Aug 2012, 10:38 pm

Our shiznit is doper than coke
So pass me a spliff for a toke
Let's get high as a kite
And stay up all night
I will if you tell me a joke

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 11:46 am

naughty but good

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 11:49 am

There was an old man from France

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:03 pm

There was an old man from France
Who did a strange kind of one-legged dance

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:04 pm

There was an old man from France
Who did a strange kind of one-legged dance
with onions hanging round his neck

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:10 pm

There was an old man from France
Who did a strange kind of one-legged dance
with onions hanging round his neck
and an accordion bought in Quebec

by **Galted** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:14 pm

There was an old man from France
Who did a strange kind of one-legged dance
with onions hanging round his neck
and an accordion bought in Quebec
& a penchant for shouting "bon chance"

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:14 pm

There was an old man from France
Who did a strange kind of one-legged dance
with onions hanging round his neck
and an accordion bought in Quebec
But Simon Cowell didn't even give him a glance

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:15 pm

by **Galted** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:16 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:18 pm

I knew i was playing with fire

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:21 pm

I knew i was playing with fire
with this leggy buxom gun for hire

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:23 pm

I knew i was playing with fire
with this leggy buxom gun for hire
I took her out for a ride

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