The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:06 pm

I once had an affair with a granny

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:09 pm

I once had an affair with a granny
and in mid thrust I ripped my left hammy

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:10 pm

I once had an affair with a granny
and in mid thrust I ripped my left hammy
The pain was intense

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:11 pm

I once had an affair with a granny
and in mid thrust I ripped my left hammy
The pain was intense
But she took no offence

by **Union Cane** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

I once had an affair with a granny
and in mid thrust I ripped my left hammy
The pain was intense
But she took no offense
She was, it turned out, post-op tranny

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

I once had an affair with a granny
and in mid thrust I ripped my left hammy
The pain was intense
But she took no offence
On reflection, it could well have been a tranny

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

Damn you Cane.

(That's not an opening line).

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:14 pm

(at least we avoided fanny... was setting that one up for you guys!)

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:14 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:(at least we avoided fanny... was setting that one up for you guys!)

(Me too).

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:15 pm

The last dog I bought was a runt

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:16 pm

The last dog I bought was a runt
But I thought it was worth taking a punt

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:18 pm

The last dog I bought was a runt
But I thought it was worth taking a punt
It fetches my shoes

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:19 pm

The last dog I bought was a runt
But I thought it was worth taking a punt
It fetches my shoes
and does tidy poohs

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:20 pm

The last dog I bought was a runt
But I thought it was worth taking a punt
It fetches my shoes
and does tidy poohs
Union keeps calling me a naughty word

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:21 pm

Such is the life of a banker

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:23 pm

Such is the life of a banker
For the quiet life I do hanker

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:24 pm

Such is the life of a banker
For the quiet life I do hanker
and some time on my own

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:25 pm

Such is the life of a banker
For the quiet life I do hanker
and some time on my own
to sit on a throne

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:26 pm

Such is the life of a banker
For the quiet life I do hanker
and some time on my own
to sit on a throne
before purchasing my next oil tanker

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:27 pm

You resisted the temptation to swear

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:29 pm

You resisted the temptation to swear
Yes, it was almost impossible to bear

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:31 pm

You resisted the temptation to swear
Yes, it was almost impossible to bear
It's a commendable thing

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:32 pm

You resisted the temptation to swear
Yes, it was almost impossible to bear
It's a commendable thing
So let us all sing:

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:36 pm

You resisted the temptation to swear
Yes, it was almost impossible to bear
It's a commendable thing
So let us all sing:
I can feel it coming in the air

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:38 pm

The spoof hit the ceiling with a thud

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:40 pm

The spoof hit the ceiling with a thud
But thankfully didn't spill blood

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:43 pm

The spoof hit the ceiling with a thud
But thankfully didn't spill blood
Yet the chandeliers still shook

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:45 pm

The spoof hit the ceiling with a thud
But thankfully didn't spill blood
Yet the chandeliers still shook
We all had a look

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:16 pm

This thread just does not seem to die.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:18 pm

rick_dagless wrote:This thread just does not seem to die.

That's a rubbish end to the last limerick, RiCk?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:30 pm

The spoof hit the ceiling with a thud
But thankfully didn't spill blood
Yet the chandeliers still shook
We all had a look
This rhyme clearly did not finish as it should

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:32 pm

That's better, Rick, me old mucker

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:38 pm

That's better, Rick, me old mucker
Thanks for higlighting as I looked like a sucker

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:40 pm

That's better, Rick, me old mucker
Thanks for higlighting as I looked like a sucker
An easy mistake

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:42 pm

That's better, Rick, me old mucker
Thanks for higlighting as I looked like a sucker
An easy mistake
But one i'd rather not make

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:45 pm

That's better, Rick, me old mucker
Thanks for higlighting as I looked like a sucker
An easy mistake
But one i'd rather not make
It's forgotten you silly old person

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:49 pm

Nice to see this thread back in the swing

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:51 pm

Nice to see this thread back in the swing
I've been here all day. In hiding

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:51 pm

Nice to see this thread back in the swing
I've been here all day. In hiding
A safe house from abuse?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:53 pm

Nice to see this thread back in the swing
I've been here all day. In hiding
A safe house from abuse?
Round my neck, there's a noose

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:54 pm

Nice to see this thread back in the swing
I've been here all day. In hiding
A safe house from abuse?
Round my neck, there's a noose
Ah! A lynch mob with Jules as their King!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 2:56 pm

How very topical of you, Rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:02 pm

How very topical of you, Rick
We have saved this thread just in the nick...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:04 pm

How very topical of you, Rick
We have saved this thread just in the nick...
This rhyme could end up rude

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:06 pm

How very topical of you, Rick
We have saved this thread just in the nick...
This rhyme could end up rude
Involving, sean, schooling and food?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:08 pm

How very topical of you, Rick
We have saved this thread just in the nick...
This rhyme could end up rude
Involving, sean, schooling and food?
Well he does love his spotted d!ck.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:09 pm

I see someone has got Trussy's goat

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:11 pm

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:12 pm

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 3:17 pm

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab

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