The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Union Cane** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:31 am

I find it quite cold in the morning
my balls disappear when I'm yawning
Some parts have turned blue

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:33 am

I find it quite cold in the morning
my balls disappear when I'm yawning
Some parts have turned blue
and between me and you

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:42 am

I find it quite cold in the morning
my balls disappear when I'm yawning
Though a cough brings them out

by **Union Cane** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:44 am

I find it quite cold in the morning
my balls disappear when I'm yawning
Though a cough brings them out
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:52 am

I find it quite cold in the morning
my balls disappear when I'm yawning
Though a cough brings them out
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet
I can see that it's Jules that you're scorning

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:53 am

Well that rhyme did not go to plan

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:57 am

Well that rhyme did not go to plan
Like a lost Chinese tourist in Japan

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:07 am

Well that rhyme did not go to plan
Like a lost Chinese tourist in Japan
'Twas entirely rick's fault

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:07 am

Well that rhyme did not go to plan
Like a lost Chinese tourist in Japan
'Twas entirely rick's fault
I blame Union, the dolt

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:19 am

Well that rhyme did not go to plan
Like a lost Chinese tourist in Japan
'Twas entirely rick's fault
I blame Union, the dolt
Oh c'mon rick, 'fess up, be a man.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:35 am

For the sake of peace I'll confess

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:53 am

For the sake of peace I'll confess
The gent that you are, I'd expect no less

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:57 am

For the sake of peace I'll confess
The gent that you are, I'd expect no less
It won't happen again

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:58 am

For the sake of peace I'll confess
The gent that you are, I'd expect no less
It won't happen again
If it does, there'll be pain

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:02 am

For the sake of peace I'll confess
The gent that you are, I'd expect no less
It won't happen again
If it does, there'll be pain
Cheers Jules for your largesse

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:24 am

I've just read through the whole 20 pages

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:27 am

I've just read through the whole 20 pages
Whilst eating at least 20 sausages

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:30 am

I've just read through the whole 20 pages
Whilst eating at least 20 sausages
I'm doing it all for Charity

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:30 pm

I've just read through the whole 20 pages
Whilst eating at least 20 sausages
I'm doing it all for Charity
To address gender disparity

by **seanmichaels** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 1:32 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I've just read through the whole 20 pages
Whilst eating at least 20 sausages
I'm doing it all for Charity
To address gender disparity
I think the best place for northerners is in cages.

by nadeem2099 Mon 24 Nov 2014, 1:55 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie

by **Galted** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 4:45 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Oprah makes my willy cry

by JubbaIsle Mon 24 Nov 2014, 7:03 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Oprah makes my willy cry
my 4nus snaps

by **Galted** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 7:12 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Oprah makes my willy cry
my 4nus snaps
like a virgin's flaps

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:18 am

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Oprah makes my willy cry
my 4nus snaps
like a virgin's flaps
whilst thru a straw I suck a pie

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:18 am

'tis the season to be jolly

by **Galted** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 5:37 pm

dagless says 'tis the season to be jolly
though you'll need both a jumper and brolly

by **Pal Joey** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:00 pm

dagless says 'tis the season to be jolly
though you'll need both a jumper and brolly
depending on where one is; notwithstanding

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:01 am

dagless says 'tis the season to be jolly
though you'll need both a jumper and brolly
depending on where one is; notwithstanding
The ryming to this needs good handling

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:07 am

dagless says 'tis the season to be jolly
though you'll need both a jumper and brolly
depending on where one is; notwithstanding
The rhyming to this needs good handling
'Cos dagless says "beware meaningless folly!"

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 Dec 2014, 7:38 am

This is the last bump i'm giving this thread

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34 pm

This is the last bump i'm giving this thread
While playing with things whilst lying in bed

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:28 pm

This is the last bump i'm giving this thread
While playing with things whilst lying in bed
and I've just accidentally rolled on my nutsac

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:31 pm

This is the last bump i'm giving this thread
While playing with things whilst lying in bed
and I've just accidentally rolled on my nutsac
I've heard it go crack

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:33 pm

This is the last bump i'm giving this thread
While playing with things whilst lying in bed
and I've just accidentally rolled on my nutsac
I've heard it go crack
and I still can't find that loaf of bread.

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:36 pm

Bread tastes nice with extra cheese

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:40 pm

Bread tastes nice with extra cheese
Just the hard not the soft stuff please

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:45 pm

Bread tastes nice with extra cheese
Just the hard not the soft stuff please
I also like to put some ketchup

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:52 pm

Bread tastes nice with extra cheese
Just the hard not the soft stuff please
I also like to put some ketchup
or some mayo mixed up in a cup

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:59 pm

Bread tastes nice with extra cheese
Just the hard not the soft stuff please
I also like to put some ketchup
or some mayo mixed up in a cup
To top it off I'll add in a sneeze

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 2:20 pm

I'm too frightened to go to bed

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 2:26 pm

I'm too frightened to go to bed
"Take some sleeping pills" the missus said

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 2:30 pm

I'm too frightened to go to bed
"Take some sleeping pills" the missus said
"and your wrists and ankles in those cuffs"

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 2:32 pm

I'm too frightened to go to bed
"Take some sleeping pills" the missus said
"and your wrists and ankles in those cuffs"
Oh dear Lord not the ear muffs

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Jan 2015, 2:34 pm

I'm too frightened to go to bed
"Take some sleeping pills" the missus said
"and your wrists and ankles in those cuffs"
Oh dear Lord not the ear muffs
"Good.. now I can have my way with Ted!"

by nadeem2099 Fri 16 Jan 2015, 2:38 pm

Oh no not Tipsy Ted with the hunchback

by **Kenny** Sat 17 Jan 2015, 4:57 pm

Oh no not Tipsy Ted with the hunchback
And all the hair covering his butt crack

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Jan 2015, 11:34 pm

Oh no not Tipsy Ted with the hunchback
And all the hair covering his butt crack
No, was thinking more of the cuddly bear

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:58 pm

Oh no not Tipsy Ted with the hunchback
And all the hair covering his butt crack
No, was thinking more of the cuddly bear
The one who trimmed his pubic hair?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 1:04 pm

Oh no not Tipsy Ted with the hunchback
And all the hair covering his butt crack
No, was thinking more of the cuddly bear
The one who trimmed his pubic hair?
Yes that's the one... spot-onya Mack!

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