The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

First topic message reminder :

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:45 am

Dagless slept in The View
If only this was not true...
We pulled the same girl

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:47 am

Dagless slept in The View
If only this was not true...
We pulled the same girl
Though the thought makes me hurl

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:57 am

Dagless slept in The View
If only this was not true...
We pulled the same girl
Though the thought makes me hurl
Did you ever meet slack fanny Sue?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:26 pm

Actually I did hence a trip to the clinic

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:31 pm

Actually I did hence a trip to the clinic
The docs seemed to laugh (maybe I'm just a cynic)

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:33 pm

Actually I did hence a trip to the clinic
The docs seemed to laugh (maybe I'm just a cynic)
Though the colour was quite vivid

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:34 pm

Actually I did hence a trip to the clinic
The docs seemed to laugh (maybe I'm just a cynic)
Though the colour was quite vivid
The discharge was insipid

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:47 pm

Actually I did hence a trip to the clinic
The docs seemed to laugh (maybe I'm just a cynic)
Though the colour was quite vivid
The discharge was insipid
The sex conquest was entirely pyrrhic

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:14 pm

I quite like listening to Vivaldi

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:16 pm

I quite like listening to Vivaldi
Whilst hanging in Genoa with Grimaldi

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:27 pm

I quite like listening to Vivaldi
Whilst hanging in Genoa with Grimaldi
But stay away from his yacht

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:36 pm

I quite like listening to Vivaldi
Whilst hanging in Genoa with Grimaldi
But stay away from his yacht
Whether tempted or not

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:37 pm

I quite like listening to Vivaldi
Whilst hanging in Genoa with Grimaldi
But stay away from his yacht
Whether tempted or not
Because I heard that he bought it from Aldi

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 1:15 pm

I wish I could stay in the Alps longer

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 1:32 pm

I wish I could stay in the Alps longer
But I couldn't get a loan from Wonga

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 1:46 pm

I wish I could stay in the Alps longer
But I couldn't get a loan from Wonga
My credit rating's so poor

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:24 pm

I wish I could stay in the Alps longer
But I couldn't get a loan from Wonga
My credit rating's so poor
They've repo'd my bolt from the door

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:02 am

I wish I could stay in the Alps longer
But I couldn't get a loan from Wonga
My credit rating's so poor
They've repo'd my bolt from the door
this happens more now my crack habit's stronger

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:05 am

Hamish walked with a bit of a limp

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:08 am

Hamish walked with a bit of a limp
his hair was blond tipped and waist like a blimp

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Jul 2014, 1:07 pm

Hamish walked with a bit of a limp
his hair was blond tipped and waist like a blimp
He minced along happily

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 2:34 pm

Hamish walked with a bit of a limp
his hair was blond tipped and waist like a blimp
He minced along happily
In downtown Yarrahapinni

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Jul 2014, 2:39 pm

Hamish walked with a bit of a limp
his hair was blond tipped and waist like a blimp
He minced along happily
In downtown Yarrahapinni
His knob was a small as a shrimp

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 2:39 pm

I'm only 42 posts less than Kenny

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Jul 2014, 2:44 pm

I'm only 42 posts less than Kenny
You catch him and he'll need to take a Rennie

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 2:55 pm

I'm only 42 posts less than Kenny
You catch him and he'll need to take a Rennie
Or I could stop just short

by Guest Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:16 pm

I'm only 42 posts less than Kenny
You catch him and he'll need to take a Rennie
Or I could stop just short
Nah, f**k that, he's getting caught

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:56 pm

I'm only 42 posts less than Kenny
You catch him and he'll need to take a Rennie
Or I could stop just short
Nah, f**k that, he's getting caught
Like a pregnant pause from Jack Benny

by Guest Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:10 pm

Anyway, is the Ken man still here?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Jul 2014, 9:37 am

Anyway, is the Ken man still here?
He's having a small break I hear

by Guest Sat 19 Jul 2014, 11:33 pm

Anyway, is the Ken man still here?
He's having a small break I hear
Will we hear from him soon?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 20 Jul 2014, 12:32 am

Anyway, is the Ken man still here?
He's having a small break I hear
Will we hear from him soon?
And can we lick his cake spoon?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:56 am

Anyway, is the Ken man still here?
He's having a small break I hear
Will we hear from him soon?
And can we lick his cake spoon?
For the sake of a bump have a beer

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Aug 2014, 5:50 am

The way to her room was poorly lit

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:52 am

The way to her room was poorly lit
Is this a set up for the word t1t?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:21 am

The way to her room was poorly lit
Is this a set up for the word t1t?
Well, slit could have worked

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:26 am

The way to her room was poorly lit
Is this a set up for the word t1t?
Well, slit could have worked
But immature duties we'd have shirked

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:29 am

The way to her room was poorly lit
Is this a set up for the word t1t?
Well, slit could have worked
But immature duties we'd have shirked
Unless I sign off with a whopping clit.

by littleswannygirl Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:00 pm

The tone has lowered, oh heck!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:03 pm

The tone has lowered, oh heck!
Apologies... didn't think you'd check

by **Galted** Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:41 pm

The tone has lowered, oh heck!
Apologies... didn't think you'd check
now the tone's f*cking worse

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:30 am

The tone has lowered, oh heck!
Apologies... didn't think you'd check
now the tone's f*cking worse
Since Galted lifted the curse

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:25 am

The tone has lowered, oh heck!
Apologies... didn't think you'd check
now the tone's f*cking worse
Since Galted lifted the curse
Now he can return to no access to tech

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:07 am

You had to be there to believe it

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:29 pm

You had to be there to believe it
And you have to be there to receive it

by **Galted** Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:38 pm

You had to be there to believe it
And you have to be there to receive it
if it's dry it might hurt

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:29 am

You had to be there to believe it
And you have to be there to receive it
if it's dry it might hurt
like a struggle snuggle in a yurt

by **Pal Joey** Sat 16 Aug 2014, 2:35 pm

You had to be there to believe it
And you have to be there to receive it
if it's dry it might hurt
like a struggle snuggle in a yurt
and a bolt in the groin to relieve it

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 8:51 am

I find it quite cold in the morning

by **Galted** Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:26 am

I find it quite cold in the morning
my balls disappear when I'm yawning

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