The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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superflyweight wrote:It's in Edinburgh and it's called the "Pubic Triangle".  Is about 5 minutes from my work and there's always a distressing smell of lube hanging over the area.  

That's the one, thanks super.

Is lube really a distressing smell?

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I had a half decent night's kip for the first time in 2 weeks. I believe I may be actually able to function at work today.

Good news. I'd like a Coke with my Big Mac meal please.

You're too old for MacDonald's. Not good for the Diabetes.

Turning away elderly customers is your idea of being able to function at work?

Julius wrote:Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist

Sorry to here that you are upset about this Julius, one can only assume this is why you put "thought" instead of "though"

seanmichaels wrote:I had a half decent night's kip for the first time in 2 weeks. I believe I may be actually able to function at work today.

For the Francophiles amongst us

Spoiler:

I'm not able to access youtube at work so when I open the spoiler I get a giant white flag.

Professor Julius, please come to the boxing Forum - Rowley is having a nervous breakdown and is misusing your-you're. I would not have brought it to your attention, but he did it twice in one paragraph.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:must admit I have been remiss in my culture duties of late, gosh darn work folk making me work at work!

Swear to god if they didn't pay me I would not turn up.

What has been occuring?

The usual rick. People talk about Galted, Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist.

Julius has combined being angry, witty and forgetful. Rowley has been provoking the 667Killer.

rick_dagless wrote:

Julius wrote:Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist

Sorry to here that you are upset about this Julius, one can only assume this is why you put "thought" instead of "though"

  

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:must admit I have been remiss in my culture duties of late, gosh darn work folk making me work at work!

Swear to god if they didn't pay me I would not turn up.

What has been occuring?

The usual rick. People talk about Galted, Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist.

Julius has combined being angry, witty and forgetful.  Rowley has been provoking the 667Killer.

Wow - Julius and Rowley making mistakes on the same day, I think Judgement Day approaches.

Rick, i'm not surprised at you.

rick_dagless wrote:

Julius wrote:Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist

Sorry to here that you are upset about this Julius, one can only assume this is why you put "thought" instead of "though"

I am very upse. (By leaving the 't' off of 'upset' I am back to using the correct number of 't's overall.)
Not with you, of course. But I spend half my life trying to get Jeff to notice me. "Beck, Jeff, or Jeff Beck?" - remember that one? I save all my best stuff for him, and he doesn't even know I exist. I was even fool enough to think that becoming a Moderator might attract his attention, but no. What more can I do?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Julius wrote:Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist

Sorry to here that you are upset about this Julius, one can only assume this is why you put "thought" instead of "though"

I am very upse. (By leaving the 't' off of 'upset' I am back to using the correct number of 't's overall.)
Not with you, of course. But I spend half my life trying to get Jeff to notice me. "Beck, Jeff, or Jeff Beck?" - remember that one? I save all my best stuff for him, and he doesn't even know I exist. I was even fool enough to think that becoming a Moderator might attract his attention, but no. What more can I do?

You could bake him a pie - he'd be your love slave from then on.

Tino and superflyweight are absent. Time to start the rumour-mongering.

Shah wrote:Rick, i'm not surprised at you.

here to keep the standards at an average level Shah

Julius wrote:What more can I do?

You could try having an unhealthy interest in things that have much more legs than you?

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Julius wrote:Tino and sean and it's as thought the rest of us don't exist

Sorry to here that you are upset about this Julius, one can only assume this is why you put "thought" instead of "though"

  

I'm so upset I didn't even spot that. Thank you sean. In return, I shall gracefully accept your refusal to serve me a hamburger.

Sorry Jules, it is not ignoring you, to be honest I find you intimidating, as you are clearly wittier and brighter than me, which is generally upsetting. Is like when you are a kid and you are really unpleasant to the girl you really fancy.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I had a half decent night's kip for the first time in 2 weeks. I believe I may be actually able to function at work today.

For the Francophiles amongst us

Spoiler:

I'm not able to access youtube at work so when I open the spoiler I get a giant white flag.

It is a song called La Verite by Francois and the Atlas Mountains. Very good.

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:Rick, i'm not surprised at you.

here to keep the standards at an average level Shah

Julius wrote:What more can I do?

You could try having an unhealthy interest in things that have much more legs than you?

Not difficult since the motorbike accident.

Julius wrote:I'm so upset I didn't even spot that. Thank you sean. In return, I shall gracefully accept your refusal to serve me a hamburger.

Just trying to throw you a bone to get you back on track Julius...

Rowley wrote:Sorry Jules, it is not ignoring you, to be honest I find you intimidating, as you are clearly wittier and brighter than me, which is generally upsetting. Is like when you are a kid and you are really unpleasant to the girl you really fancy.

You go for the older guy then?

Dammit thread. Split, I tell you, split!

Galted wrote:Tino and superflyweight are absent.  Time to start the rumour-mongering.

Tino finally escaped from the rabbit hutch his son was keeping him in and fled to Glasgow. After 10 minutes in Glasgow he was homesick and came across superflyweight who alleviated that homesickness by headbutting him and landing them both in a cell.

The End.

I'm here - I've just been trying to wind strongy up on the boxing boards.

superflyweight wrote:I've just been trying to wind strongy up on the boxing boards.

Not the trickiest of things to do super, or have you achieved and are now letting Trussman pick up the slack?

He hasn't taken the bait, so I'm a little down. I even went to the bother of cutting and pasting lyrics from a webiste and changing a few of the words to make them relevant. A life wasted!

He's going to push me to make a joke about the Irish and he's only got himself to blame, to be sure.

Crikey, no wonder you have retreated back on to here, I am sure that if you start a Klit/Haye thread, you will get there in the end, without resorting to lazy stereotypes...

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey, no wonder you have retreated back on to here, I am sure that if you start a Klit/Haye thread, you will get there in the end, without resorting to lazy stereotypes...

I heard Strongy tried to blow up Haye's car.


Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe....

sean wrote:I heard Strongy tried to blow up Haye's car.


Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe....

It would not be the worse thing if this headed up the next thread...

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I heard Strongy tried to blow up Haye's car.


Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe....

It would not be the worse thing if this headed up the next thread...

*worst

 

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I heard Strongy tried to blow up Haye's car.


Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe....

It would not be the worse thing if this headed up the next thread...

  

Toppy wrote:*worst

Rats, busy morning here, no time to proof read, morning by the way Toppy

Morning yourself, Sir.

Maybe Tino was really Bob Crow.

Nah, I could never hate Tino that much.....

Plus I think Crow could take a shot.

Galted wrote:Maybe Tino was really Bob Crow.

Apparently his family have asked for privacy at this sad time, and 2 additional days off for Christmas this year.

The trough of culture overfloweth...

I'll set up a new one but before I do can someone answer the following:

Is it always Round 6 on this particular planet?... or is it 6L or 6.7 now?

LB do not dare set up a new one, seeing who gets the OP when the thread splits off organically is one of the few pleasures us culture vultures have left in life.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Maybe Tino was really Bob Crow.

Apparently his family have asked for privacy at this sad time, and 2 additional days off for Christmas this year.

Haha yeh, that cracked me up.

"Please show a level of restraint and respect that we never showed when picketing people's private residences and hurling abuse at their innocent children."

Linebreaker wrote:The trough of culture overfloweth...

I'll set up a new one but before I do can someone answer the following:

Is it always Round 6 on this particular planet?... or is it 6L or 6.7 now?

It is always Round 6 during Round 6, LB. You might want to kick off the new thread with this message...

F*ck You, Tino.

Fine... I'll wait with fish-baited breath then. Haarh.

Any thoughts on this missing aeroplane? I reckon it'll end up in a building somewhere in the US / Europe

Aliens?

Linebreaker wrote:Aliens?

Possible.

seanmichaels wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:Aliens?

Possible.

They're just sitting back and watching our reaction. Next on the list are the Pyramids.

Think Toppy might have misconstrued a flying lunch

ShahenshahG wrote:Think Toppy might have misconstrued a flying lunch

I was busy planning Bob Crow's assassination......

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Think Toppy might have misconstrued a flying lunch

I was busy planning Bob Crow's assassination......

Eating his lunch might do it.

Shah wrote:Eating his lunch might do it.

Think we are a bit beyond that now Shah, unless you fancy raiding the pigs in blankets at the wake

"I'll set up a new one but before I do can someone answer the following:"

Had a little worry at this, after "AdamGate" last time it took at least 4 whole pages to calm down.

Some Trevor Francis tracksuits from a mush in shepherd's bush.....

I want to be the one who tips us into the thread split.

I spoilt the last one, I want to do uit again by stealing that glory too!