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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Duty281 wrote:That's the beauty of it, it's no longer cold due to global warming.

I'm not the female wrestling channel, by the way.

Sloppy sicond. You afraid of a fist, Duty?

The bit about global warming is no lie, saw that the temperature in Warsaw reached 19 a day or two back, would have been less surprising to me to see a minus in front of the number.

What do we think is more difficult, a 9 darter or a 147?

Less margin for error on a 9 darter but need to sustain excellence for much longer with a 147.

You can rely on me to get this place moving apace and getting to the heart of big 'sporting' issues.

What a game it was last night.

I reckon a 9-darter, I believe they're rarer than 147s. But the holy grail in snooker is the 155 break, not yet achieved in tournament play, but a Thai player managed it in practice last year.

The two games are going different ways as well. Darts still looks like it's on the up and up, while snooker is dying and currently being torn apart by some sort of organised crime syndicate which has wrecked the game in China.

Duty, it's lovely to see you on this here board mate, but you really need to get to grips with the fisting etiquette.

Sicond.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What do we think is more difficult, a 9 darter or a 147?

Less margin for error on a 9 darter but need to sustain excellence for much longer with a 147.

You can rely on me to get this place moving apace and getting to the heart of big 'sporting' issues.

I would suggest a 147 is infinitely harder. When I was at my sporting prime I could manage the odd 12-darter but I've never managed a double figure break in snooker.

Have conducted research and found that Duty's not lying, there is such a thing as a 155 break. That's probably more than all my snooker scores added together.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Duty, it's lovely to see you on this here board mate, but you really need to get to grips with the fisting etiquette.

Sicond.

Good tidings to you, also.

I'll start fisting once you have produced this quiz of yours.

I wasn't aware of the 155 thing either.

I don't think your complete lack of any sporting prowess is a good barometer, Galted.

Anyone with a functional arm and an working eye (rules rICk out) can throw a 12 darter.

Duty281 wrote:What a game it was last night.

Outrageous. The standard for the first 6 sets was insane.

And that leg of arrows was the greatest ever.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:What a game it was last night.

Outrageous. The standard for the first 6 sets was insane.

And that leg of arrows was the greatest ever.

There's only one word for it - magic darts.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:What a game it was last night.

Outrageous. The standard for the first 6 sets was insane.

And that leg of arrows was the greatest ever.

There's only one word for it - magic darts.

I have one word for it also - a tungsten triumph.

The only way that leg can be bettered is to actually win the match with it.

Also I have met both players several times, and can confirm MVG is a bell end, and Michael Smith is lovely, and can often, during exhibitions of other players be seen having a booze in the crowd and a general laugh.

He's from the North West, riCK. Goes without saying how lovely he is.

And how much he likes a beer.

Fairly certain he has pissed in a sink as well.

100% though with his aim, it would've hit dead centre of the plug hole and hit no dishes.

L*l

Good morning, Gentlefolk.

Fine fist to one and all.

Sicond. Somehow I just can't quite get to grips with this work thing yet.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Dry January for Superfly just involves eating his Weetabix dry rather than covering them with Irn-Bru.

I reckon he switches from Tennent's to Tennent's top for a month.

To steal a joke from a comedian i can't remember, it just means no foreplay for a month.

I once lived in a mining town near Durham for a while, and a mate came up to visit, and when he asked for a lager top, the landlord loudly declared that "We don't sell cocktails"

rIck_dAgless wrote:I once lived in a mining town near Durham for a while, and a mate came up to visit, and when he asked for a lager top, the landlord loudly declared that "We don't sell cocktails"

Only acceptable when you're driving and you have a minimum of 7 pints.

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Somehow I just can't quite get to grips with this work thing yet.

I've felt like that for the last 35 years.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Somehow I just can't quite get to grips with this work thing yet.

I've felt like that for the last 35 years.

Well then you should have never joined the circus as a trapeze artist, Jules.

Must admit though, I initially did well juggling skittles. That was pretty easy.
However, when the public demanded juggling fire sticks... I too could never quite come to grips with that.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Somehow I just can't quite get to grips with this work thing yet.

I've felt like that for the last 35 years.

Well then you should have never joined the circus as a trapeze artist, Jules.

Must admit though, I initially did well juggling skittles. That was pretty easy.
However, when the public demanded juggling fire sticks... I too could never quite come to grips with that.

I didn't intend to become a trapeze artist, I just swung by to have a look.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Sicond. Somehow I just can't quite get to grips with this work thing yet.

I've felt like that for the last 35 years.

Well then you should have never joined the circus as a trapeze artist, Jules.

Must admit though, I initially did well juggling skittles. That was pretty easy.
However, when the public demanded juggling fire sticks... I too could never quite come to grips with that.

I didn't intend to become a trapeze artist, I just swung by to have a look.

At least we know we'd make better lion tamers than Galted. He can't even keep a domestic cat in check.

Have you ever tried to keep a domestic cat in check?

lostinwales wrote:Have you ever tried to keep a domestic cat in check?

No, but I know a guy who had a puppy in Slovakia.

Domestic my arse, she reverts to a feral savage when she's just the slightest bit Hungary.

Duty281 wrote:What a game it was last night.

I reckon a 9-darter, I believe they're rarer than 147s. But the holy grail in snooker is the 155 break, not yet achieved in tournament play, but a Thai player managed it in practice last year.

The two games are going different ways as well. Darts still looks like it's on the up and up, while snooker is dying and currently being torn apart by some sort of organised crime syndicate which has wrecked the game in China.

Yeah, I've heard before of the 155 holy grail. Also know of a story that Alex Higgins once achieved it in non-tournament play. Maybe, maybe not - infinite snooker ability on his day but with infinite urban myths surrounding him so too often impossible to distinguish what was real and what wasn't before the Hurricane blew himself away.

Doubt it'll ever happen in a proper tournament - the odds of a fellow pro creating the opportunity with such a bizarre opening foul shot must be millions to one. Higgins did sometimes play lowlives in clubs and bars for a bet - just remotely possible, I guess, that someone in somewhere like that created the chance and he took it.

Spare fist.

Brotherly love sicond.

Pocketed tird.

It is the fort that counts

Shame about Vialli but at least I'm not him.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shame about Vialli but at least I'm not him.

Luca the draw.

I love his Four Seasons composition.

Big Girls Don't Cry is a favourite of mine.

B*llocks, dithered too long on my Valli joke and got Juliused.

Afternoon delight fist!

Afternoon, LiW.

Today so far is the first day of 2023 in which no-one's said Happy New Year to me.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Except Galted.

Fist. Just had my first work call of 2023 and initiated an awkward 'happy new year' exchange. Not massively proud of myself.

Galted wrote:Fist. Just had my first work call of 2023 and initiated an awkward 'happy new year' exchange. Not massively proud of myself.

Happy New Year, Galted.

Pass my regards on to Wingrove.

Tird. I have no seasonal greetings or good wishes to offer.

Fort. The only New Year's resolution I have is: click on less and follow fewer less important news stories. I'm simply fed up with it all.

No FB, tw*tter, Netf**x, eB*y, Amazon, Insta, basically everything foreign and local (except for the bare necessities) has been scrubbed from my life.

Feels great.

Pity about that rocket. It looked good taking off on the Jumbo earlier.
Better off launching them here in the middle of nowhere. If something goes wrong then hardly anyone will be affected.

It's Chinese New Year in a week or two and two of our neighbours are Chinese so I might just carry on with the Happy New Yearing into February so they don't think I'm a racist.

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