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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hey Galted!

The weekend is here. Soon be Monday!

Same, but with a high pitched cartoon chipmunk voice.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hey Galted!

The weekend is here. Soon be Monday!

Same, but with a high pitched cartoon chipmunk voice.  

Which weirdly enough, is exactly how I assumed you sound.

On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

Lovely soundtrack. There are worse things to listen to.

Great film as well.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hey Galted!

The weekend is here. Soon be Monday!

Same, but with a high pitched cartoon chipmunk voice.  

Which weirdly enough, is exactly how I assumed you sound.

I'm more like the Grandad in So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

Lovely soundtrack. There are worse things to listen to.

Great film as well.

Cracking film and soundtrack and Madeleine Stowe is 'throwing heat' throughout.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hey Galted!

The weekend is here. Soon be Monday!

L*l out loud.  What are you like‽  Always the case though, isn't it?  Go to sleep Friday and wake up Monday!

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

My favourite is the gangbang scene when Woody and Mr Potato Head rail Jessie.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

My favourite is the gangbang scene when Woody and Mr Potato Head rail Jessie.

I bet that you can find that somewhere on the internet.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

My favourite is the gangbang scene when Woody and Mr Potato Head rail Jessie.

I bet that you can find that somewhere on the internet.

I got my search terms a bit muddled and found a disturbing home made video of a scruffy Jurgen Klopp look-a-like shagging an inflatable doll from behind while holding a can of Oranjeboom and balancing a bowl of chips on its back.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

My favourite is the gangbang scene when Woody and Mr Potato Head rail Jessie.

I bet that you can find that somewhere on the internet.

I got my search terms a bit muddled and found a disturbing home made video of a scruffy Jurgen Klopp look-a-like shagging an inflatable doll from behind while holding a can of Oranjeboom and balancing a bowl of chips on its back.  

I think I've seen the same clip. Weird how he made the inflatable wear a Sonia from Eastenders mask.

I'm not Tony Bennett. Sad day for the Bennett family, coming 14 years after the death of younger brother, Lennie.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

My favourite is the gangbang scene when Woody and Mr Potato Head rail Jessie.

I bet that you can find that somewhere on the internet.

I got my search terms a bit muddled and found a disturbing home made video of a scruffy Jurgen Klopp look-a-like shagging an inflatable doll from behind while holding a can of Oranjeboom and balancing a bowl of chips on its back.  

GOSPEL?

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:On long journeys we used to have a DVD player in the back of the car for the boys. As a result I have heard Last of the Mohicans many more times than I have actually seen it.

I've seen the four Toy Storys on numerous occasions, but have never actually watched one from start to finish and wouldn't have a clue which scene matches which movie.

My favourite is the gangbang scene when Woody and Mr Potato Head rail Jessie.

I bet that you can find that somewhere on the internet.

I got my search terms a bit muddled and found a disturbing home made video of a scruffy Jurgen Klopp look-a-like shagging an inflatable doll from behind while holding a can of Oranjeboom and balancing a bowl of chips on its back.  

GOSPEL?

Probably not, the doll was white.

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Tony Bennett.  Sad day for the Bennett family, coming 14 years after the death of younger brother, Lennie.  

Not to mention Gordon.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Tony Bennett.  Sad day for the Bennett family, coming 14 years after the death of younger brother, Lennie.  

Not to mention Gordon.

Phil's only been gone a year.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Tony Bennett.  Sad day for the Bennett family, coming 14 years after the death of younger brother, Lennie.  

Not to mention Gordon.

Phil's only been gone a year.

Welsh cousin and largely unloved.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Tony Bennett.  Sad day for the Bennett family, coming 14 years after the death of younger brother, Lennie.  

Not to mention Gordon.

Phil's only been gone a year.

Welsh cousin and largely unloved.  

Gordon was a moron.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Tony Bennett.  Sad day for the Bennett family, coming 14 years after the death of younger brother, Lennie.  

Not to mention Gordon.

Phil's only been gone a year.

Welsh cousin and largely unloved.  

Gordon was a moron.

Phil was ill.

Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

This guy didn't have a perfect holiday but is usually happy... albeit still a bit concerned about the nature of the outcome of the 4th Test. Yes, I think he was on the cricket board for a little while earlier today.

How was the trip to Croatia, Guildford?

That same guy has some friends who were over there and they landed just before the first fires broke out. Not sure how they coped with it or whether they were located in a safe place. It can be quite a scary scenario if there are strong winds blowing in addition the the dry heat.

This guy (who had an almost perfect holiday in the Greek Islands way back when Italia '90 was on) did almost get stranded on Samos Island after crossing the fire affected areas just before they started. Then spent a few nervous days watching all the smoke rising from the hills along the centre of the island from the safety of the beach.

On the way back to the port town (and over the mountains again), whole villages were practically gone, goats had climbed up trees and were still there. There was that pervasive odour of blackened charcoal over a large area. I don't think the locals were all that pleased to see them there again (some old lady screamed at the guy and may have even waved a sooty broom at him) but I don't think they blamed them for the initiating the fires.

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

Yep, following the blossoming romance between Julius and KP.

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

Yep, following the blossoming romance between Julius and KP.

What is it about people called KP that makes them c*nts?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

Yep, following the blossoming romance between Julius and KP.

What is it about people called KP that makes them c*nts?

Kevin Pietersen. Kerry Packer. Katie Price. Kim Philby.

Cursed initials.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

Yep, following the blossoming romance between Julius and KP.

What is it about people called KP that makes them c*nts?

What is it about KP that makes them nuts?

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

Yep, following the blossoming romance between Julius and KP.

What is it about people called KP that makes them c*nts?

Kevin Pietersen. Kerry Packer. Katie Price. Kim Philby.

Cursed initials.

Had to Google Kim Philby but he can go on the list for sure.

Kim Possible.

I don't think Guildford will ever send KP_Fan a Christmas card and if I were you, Guildford, I wouldn't expect an invitation from KP_F to join him in celebration of the diwali end of summer harvest festival by the lake in Lausanne. I don't often feel sorry for the Swiss but I'd make an exception in this instance.

Mental at work at the moment but just popping in to mark myself as not George Alagiah.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mental at work at the moment but just popping in to mark myself as not George Alagiah.

That's a relief.

I'm not Trevor Francis.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mental at work at the moment but just popping in to mark myself as not George Alagiah.

That's a relief.

I'm not Trevor Francis.

Rick might have been Trevor Francis and he typed that last message as he stared death in the face.

Pal Joey wrote:I don't think Guildford will ever send KP_Fan a Christmas card and if I were you, Guildford, I wouldn't expect an invitation from KP_F to join him in celebration of the diwali end of summer harvest festival by the lake in Lausanne. I don't often feel sorry for the Swiss but I'd make an exception in this instance.

Hi PJ - yep, that's probably all true.

I will though seem to rise about it all and, when thinking of KP_F, quote the words of your fellow countryman and motor racing legend Jack Brabham, ''When I die, I hope to have not a single enemy.''

If Jack and I come across as overly gracious there, it's only fair to mention that he added, ''As I hope all the f*ck*rs will have died before me.''

Meanwhile, some tidy deliveries sent down recently by Julius Henry on the cricket thread ....

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mental at work at the moment but just popping in to mark myself as not George Alagiah.

That's a relief.

I'm not Trevor Francis.

Rick might have been Trevor Francis and he typed that last message as he stared death in the face.  

Sh*t. Didn't think of that. Feel a bit bad now.

What a heroic way to go out for riCK.

Pal Joey wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:Fist.

Guess you guys are still on the cricket board.

This guy didn't have a perfect holiday but is usually happy... albeit still a bit concerned about the nature of the outcome of the 4th Test. Yes, I think he was on the cricket board for a little while earlier today.

How was the trip to Croatia, Guildford?

That same guy has some friends who were over there and they landed just before the first fires broke out. Not sure how they coped with it or whether they were located in a safe place. It can be quite a scary scenario if there are strong winds blowing in addition the the dry heat.

This guy (who had an almost perfect holiday in the Greek Islands way back when Italia '90 was on) did almost get stranded on Samos Island after crossing the fire affected areas just before they started. Then spent a few nervous days watching all the smoke rising from the hills along the centre of the island from the safety of the beach.

On the way back to the port town (and over the mountains again), whole villages were practically gone, goats had climbed up trees and were still there. There was that pervasive odour of blackened charcoal over a large area. I don't think the locals were all that pleased to see them there again (some old lady screamed at the guy and may have even waved a sooty broom at him) but I don't think they blamed them for the initiating the fires.

Thanks, PJ. Croatia was wonderful. We were on a small ship and cruised along the coast from Dubrovnik to near Zagreb. About 30 odd guests - one Kiwi, the rest Brits and Aussies with no Yanks. Friendly crew of about eight. All nicely informal for a debut cruise for myself and Mrs Bat, just as we wanted. Nothing fancy, no captain's table - he was just seen wandering around in shorts and shades with most of the wives having their eyes out on stalks.

No fires encountered or even seen but it was very hot. Two or three times we had an ad hoc stop for a swim off the ship. Pleasant change from the numerous cobbled streets and monasteries we often came across when moored at various towns and cities along the way.

Two particular highlights:
* Krk National Park and its waterfalls.
* Ship's waitress serving me wine by mistake but still topping it up when she returned with my beer.  

Sounds like you had a great time, Guildford.

Is Krk National Park the one with the natural chasms?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mental at work at the moment but just popping in to mark myself as not George Alagiah.

That's a relief.

I'm not Trevor Francis.

Rick might have been Trevor Francis and he typed that last message as he stared death in the face.  

If he wasn't Trev, strong chance he was Chris Bart Williams.

rIP riCK.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Mental at work at the moment but just popping in to mark myself as not George Alagiah.

That's a relief.

I'm not Trevor Francis.

Rick might have been Trevor Francis and he typed that last message as he stared death in the face.  

If he wasn't Trev, strong chance he was Chris Bart Williams.

rIP riCK.

Have you been killing off all these footballers? You seem to know of their deaths before they make the news.

Do Robbie Savage next.

Galted wrote:Do Robbie Savage next.

Happily but only after I've liberated us all from Gabby Agbonlahor. Irritating little c*nt.

If you do Gabby next I won't haunt you. He is such a P'narse.

rIck_dAgless wrote:If you do Gabby next I won't haunt you.  He is such a P'narse.

I'll go full Runcorn on him, riCK. He'll soon pipe down, the fu*king gobsh*te.

If that doesn't work, we'll up the Def Con and Supes to have a square go with him.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:If you do Gabby next I won't haunt you.  He is such a P'narse.

I'll go full Runcorn on him, riCK. He'll soon pipe down, the fu*king gobsh*te.

If that doesn't work, we'll up the Def Con and Supes to have a square go with him.

Are you f*cking insane?

He's responsible for one of the greatest moments ever on a football pitch:

L*l out loud.

He really is as thick as he comes across then. Even more reason he needs to be ironed out.

Hump fist.

Is there such a great shortage of celebrity deaths that we have to directly intervene to boost the process?

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist.

Is there such a great shortage of celebrity deaths that we have to directly intervene to boost the process?

It's not so much a shortage as the wrong celebrities dying off.

Sicond.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist.

Is there such a great shortage of celebrity deaths that we have to directly intervene to boost the process?

It's not so much a shortage as the wrong celebrities dying off.

Sicond.

Exactly. I'm not Pamela Blair.

Tird.

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist.

Is there such a great shortage of celebrity deaths that we have to directly intervene to boost the process?

Just give me some time and there will be a dead footballer announced.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Hump fist.

Is there such a great shortage of celebrity deaths that we have to directly intervene to boost the process?

Just give me some time and there will be a dead footballer announced.

Before or after the next CC Round 1?

Can safely say it will be before.