The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 7:30 pm

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 7:31 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 10, 2013 7:44 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 7:45 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel
It's too late to change

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 10, 2013 7:48 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel
It's too late to change
So it would be quite strange

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 7:51 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel
It's too late to change
So it would be quite strange
If we cleaned up, our sh!t wouldn't sell!

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 7:53 pm

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 7:54 pm

I was walking my dog when I found

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 7:56 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 7:56 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned
Yet one was alive

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 7:59 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned
Yet one was alive
I named the c*nt Clive

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 8:00 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned
Yet one was alive
I named the c*nt Clive
Didn't know he could swim like a hound

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 10:35 pm

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 10:37 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 10:46 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 10:55 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum
In the alley she was feeling my bits

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 10:55 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum
In the alley she was feeling my bits
As I milked her t!ts

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 10:58 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum
In the alley she was feeling my bits
As I milked her t!ts
And in her mouth i was shortly to come

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 11:01 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 11:05 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 11:20 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong
Lets take a deep breath

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 11:23 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong
Lets take a deep breath
To contemplate death

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 11:26 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong
Lets take a deep breath
To contemplate death
Are we entering our last song?

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 11:28 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 11:31 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 11:39 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice
Is it bad ? I have never seen the show

by Guest Fri May 10, 2013 11:45 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice
Is it bad ? I have never seen the show
Not a bad thing, I know

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 11:47 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice
Is it bad ? I have never seen the show
Not a bad thing, I know
So lets watch BGT then we all can rejoice

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 12:59 am

I just heard a tap on my roof

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:04 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:09 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?
Yes. T'was an Indian Mynah cracking a nut!

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:12 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?
Yes. T'was an Indian Mynah cracking a nut!
Okay, but..

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:19 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?
Yes. T'was an Indian Mynah cracking a nut!
Okay, but..
I was trying to be aloof.

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:24 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:28 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:42 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick
I'm as high as a kite

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:44 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick
I'm as high as a kite
and I think I just might

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:49 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick
I'm as high as a kite
and I think I just might
Think about it and make myself sick

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:51 am

That balcony looks easily reachable

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:53 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:56 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable
Just like on that 'Mind Your Language' show

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 2:31 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable
Just like on that 'Mind Your Language' show
Or that "not here you blow"

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 2:41 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable
Just like on that 'Mind Your Language' show
Or that "not here you blow"
Mr Obama... you're damn near impeachable!

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 11:55 am

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 12:29 pm

So how's your day been so far?

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 12:51 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:01 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car
so fair in other words?

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:05 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car
so fair in other words?
I got what I deserved

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:09 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car
so fair in other words?
I got what I deserved
Count yourself lucky you weren't in Qatar

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:10 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun

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