The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:12 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:14 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some
Wow! You censored yourself

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 1:22 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some
Wow! You censored yourself
Like a blaspheming elf

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 1:25 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some
Wow! You censored yourself
Like a blaspheming elf
A commendable act. Well done

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 12:07 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread

by **Galted** Mon May 13, 2013 12:26 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 1:26 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead
Or totally scrap it

by **Galted** Mon May 13, 2013 1:41 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead
Or totally scrap it
or get fly and rap it

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 1:44 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead
Or totally scrap it
or get fly and rap it
Or I might just give myself head

by **Galted** Mon May 13, 2013 1:51 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 1:57 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend

by **Galted** Mon May 13, 2013 2:01 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend
my f*****g pc's too slow

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 2:16 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend
my f*****g pc's too slow
my f*****g IQ's too low

by **Galted** Mon May 13, 2013 2:18 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend
my f*****g pc's too slow
my f*****g IQ's too low
and this rhyme's f*****g bound to offend

by littleswannygirl Mon May 13, 2013 2:25 pm

by **Enforcer** Mon May 13, 2013 3:43 pm

And now for something less abusive

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 3:47 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive

by littleswannygirl Mon May 13, 2013 3:49 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive
It's bound to be crude

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 13, 2013 3:58 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive
It's bound to be crude
Words like "spewed", "poo'ed" and "lewd"

by Guest Mon May 13, 2013 4:32 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive
It's bound to be crude
Words like "spewed", "poo'ed" and "lewd"
Our shame is complete and conclusive

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 14, 2013 1:15 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise

by **Galted** Tue May 14, 2013 7:29 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 14, 2013 7:50 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies
Like a tumbleweed town

by **Galted** Tue May 14, 2013 7:52 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies
Like a tumbleweed town
or the runt that you drown

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 14, 2013 8:52 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies
Like a tumbleweed town
or the runt that you drown
And so thus, with a whimper, it dies....

by **Galted** Wed May 15, 2013 7:04 am

by Guest Wed May 15, 2013 10:32 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 15, 2013 10:54 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?

by Guest Wed May 15, 2013 10:56 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?
Beef and Onion I like

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 15, 2013 11:30 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?
Beef and Onion I like
Well then get on yer bike

by Guest Thu May 16, 2013 12:00 am

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?
Beef and Onion I like
Well then get on yer bike
You ain't ridin' wid me motha fu*ka!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 16, 2013 12:25 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 16, 2013 9:57 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 10:03 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 16, 2013 10:43 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker
With feathers galore

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 10:50 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker
With feathers galore
from the roof to the floor

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 16, 2013 11:29 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker
With feathers galore
from the roof to the floor
He de-feathered the whole damn flock, sucker.

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 11:34 am

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 1:39 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 16, 2013 2:26 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 2:31 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious
he employed several thugs

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu May 16, 2013 2:58 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious
He employed several thugs
Who were all hooked on drugs

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 16, 2013 3:09 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious
He employed several thugs
Who were all hooked on drugs
Though to be fair, his omlettes were delicious

by littleswannygirl Thu May 16, 2013 3:57 pm

Classic!

by Guest Thu May 16, 2013 5:13 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 5:18 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick

by Guest Thu May 16, 2013 5:30 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick
He went rampant and red

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 5:33 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick
He went rampant and red
begged and begged for some head

by Guest Thu May 16, 2013 5:36 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick
He went rampant and red
begged and begged for some head
But there was no more lead in his Winkle Smile

by **Galted** Thu May 16, 2013 5:38 pm

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