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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 3:39 pm

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say
I was tempting fate
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 4:56 pm

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say
I was tempting fate
We saved it, that's great

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 6:10 pm

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say
I was tempting fate
We saved it, that's great
Yes we kept all those michaels at bay
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 6:31 pm

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 6:53 am

It's been a week, so let's have another

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:00 am

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:04 am

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?
I almost gave up
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:13 am

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?
I almost gave up
And ate some ketchup

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:18 am

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?
I almost gave up
And ate some ketchup
Over a rotting corpse which Dave did smother
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 12:10 pm

Well that went better than expected.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 1:06 pm

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 2:05 pm

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected
To our lyrical class

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 5:35 pm

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected
To our lyrical class
To us all en masse

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Post by Galted on Wed 13 Feb 2019, 6:18 pm

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected
To our lyrical class
To us all en masse
And to Tino and Jeff who defected
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 6:55 am

I will let someone else do the next rhyme

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 7:41 am

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 7:47 am

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
Clearly not, you tit!

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 7:53 am

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
Clearly not, you tit!
It rings like your spit!
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 8:36 am

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
Clearly not, you tit!
It rings like your spit!
Which has herpes within its enzyme

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 8:40 am

Just like a Dromedary Camel

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 8:55 am

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 8:58 am

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal
What about Quasimodo?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 14 Feb 2019, 9:09 am

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal
What about Quasimodo?
He's as dead as a dodo

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:09 am

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal
What about Quasimodo?
He's as dead as a dodo
Or a tauntaun killed by Mark Hammil

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:24 am

Perhaps he was using the Force

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Post by Galted on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 1:23 pm

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 1:34 pm

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
Obi Wan-k enobi

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 1:56 pm

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
Obi Wan-k enobi
all over the pony

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 2:44 pm

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
Obi Wan-k enobi
all over the pony
Then he sucked off Darth Vader, of course

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Post by Galted on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 4:12 pm


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Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Feb 2019, 4:22 pm

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 18 Feb 2019, 7:13 am

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race
We should f**k off to Mars

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 18 Feb 2019, 10:39 am

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race
We should f**k off to Mars
With some girls with no bras

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 18 Feb 2019, 10:45 am

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race
We should f**k off to Mars
With some girls with no bras
And get the rover to sit on our face

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 8:53 am

Laugh

When the streets of Bradford are dark
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 9:41 am

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 9:47 am

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark
Never walk there alone
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 9:49 am

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark
Never walk there alone
Whilst eating a scone

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 9:56 am

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark
Never walk there alone
Whilst eating a scone
Near the entrance of the council car park
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 11:28 am

That rhyme is truer than you know

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Post by Galted on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 11:34 am

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:05 pm

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
And the trail of blood
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:29 pm

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
And the trail of blood
Leads to where he is stood

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:41 pm

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
And the trail of blood
Leads to where he is stood
He failed to mind his window

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Post by Galted on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:53 pm

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 1:10 pm

clap clap

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 19 Feb 2019, 1:12 pm

How many would understand that last rhyme?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 20 Feb 2019, 9:44 am

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:21 pm

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
Then had biscuits and tea

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:41 pm

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
Then had biscuits and tea
And described what they could see

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