The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:10 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John
Where has John gone?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:24 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John
Where has John gone?
Has John gone?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:26 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John
Where has John gone?
Has John gone?
Yes, gone has John

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:11 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:36 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:53 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone
He's just gone, has John

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:58 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone
He's just gone, has John
Has John gone to the john?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:59 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone
He's just gone, has John
Has John gone to the john?
Yes, John has just gone to the john

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:01 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?

by Guest Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:07 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:07 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back
It's John! He's not gone.

by **Galted** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:11 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back
It's John! He's not gone.
come on Tino, let's move on

by **superflyweight** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:39 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back
It's John! He's not gone.
come on Tino, let's move on
becuase I'm worried about this growth on my sack

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:56 pm

Is it one lump or two?

by **superflyweight** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 4:05 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few

by **Galted** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 5:57 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few
my b*llocks clang

by Guest Tue 01 Dec 2020, 6:03 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few
my b*llocks clang
on my way to Pyongyang

by **Galted** Tue 01 Dec 2020, 6:18 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few
my b*llocks clang
on my way to Pyongyang
because I hop like a red kangaroo

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 9:19 am

Was John just back for one day?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2020, 10:53 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?

by **Galted** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:02 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?
is he watching a film?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:03 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?
is he watching a film?
A Christmas film?

by **superflyweight** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:12 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?
is he watching a film?
A Christmas film?
Some sh!te like Jingle All the Way?

by **superflyweight** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:13 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:18 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:19 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge
One that is purple

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:23 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge
One that is purple
That I said to the cur "pull"

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:42 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge
One that is purple
That I said to the cur "pull"
And we pulled the door off its door hinges

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 8:25 am

There once was a man from Nantucket

by **Galted** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 8:50 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 9:14 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
Then once a week

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 9:53 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
Then once a week
When the stench was at peak

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 10:17 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
Then once a week
When the stench was at peak
He'd use a trebucket to chuck it

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 12:15 pm

Sh1t on here today

by Guest Thu 03 Dec 2020, 12:43 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 12:46 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say
It's better now John's back

by **Galted** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 1:10 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say
It's better now John's back
this rhyme's meter is cack

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 1:56 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say
It's better now John's back
this rhyme's meter is cack
And the rhyming itself is totally rubbish

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Dec 2020, 2:29 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 2:56 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 3:00 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna rip off my vest

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Dec 2020, 3:02 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna rip off my vest
And fail the drug test

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Dec 2020, 3:04 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna rip off my vest
And fail the drug test
I forgot to take my fake urine into the loo.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Dec 2020, 11:18 am

There once was a dentist in Brussels

by Guest Wed 09 Dec 2020, 11:47 am

There once was a dentist in Brussels
Who had daily dental plaque tussles

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Dec 2020, 12:00 pm

There once was a dentist in Brussels
Who had daily dental plaque tussles
When in walked a Boris

by Guest Wed 09 Dec 2020, 2:36 pm

There once was a dentist in Brussels
Who had daily dental plaque tussles
When in walked a Boris
Foaming from an orifice

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Dec 2020, 3:30 pm

There once was a dentist in Brussels
Who had daily dental plaque tussles
When in walked a Boris
Foaming from an orifice
With several blow-up Darcy Bussells

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Dec 2020, 8:48 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 Dec 2020, 9:31 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas
So can't blame the turkey for being listless

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