The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:08 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:31 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:40 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous
Or your harm will be grievous

by **Galted** Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:59 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous
Or your harm will be grievous
And for you there will be no 'next time'

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:15 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:19 pm

Great work Galted, old chum

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:20 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:47 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer

by Guest Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:54 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer
Who’s his employer?

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:07 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer
Who’s his employer?
Some old plonker whose pecker is numb

by Guest Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:13 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:47 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky

by Guest Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:49 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky
The bounce was tricky

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:23 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky
The bounce was tricky
I was out lbw, plumb.

by Guest Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:35 pm

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:36 am

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:48 am

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John
So let's open a Moët & Chandon

by Guest Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:32 am

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John
So let's open a Moët & Chandon
Next in bat, Michael Lumb

by **Galted** Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:38 am

Just John's revolutionised rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:53 am

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:54 am

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:05 pm

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue
The new way is in vogue

by Guest Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:15 pm

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue
The new way is in vogue
I know you’ll all come round in time

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:05 am

Sooty and cummins are going.

by **Galted** Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:40 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:54 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:00 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play
Only on a Friday

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:04 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play
Only on a Friday
And next door the neighbours are rowing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:27 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:43 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:56 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:18 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits
Or Brazillian her bits

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:02 pm

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits
Or Brazillian her bits
When she's doing her best can-can.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:23 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:34 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:36 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not

by **superflyweight** Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:42 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not
But there's white stuff on her bot

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:23 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not
But there's white stuff on her bot
That looks like it's some kind of film.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:13 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:36 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:40 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be

by **Galted** Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:03 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be
and Back to the Future part III

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:29 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be
and Back to the Future part III
And that looks like some kind of film

by **superflyweight** Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:11 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:31 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:41 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:57 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?
It's not even a good film

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:59 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?
It's not even a good film
But it is some kind of movie

by **Galted** Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:01 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:04 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John.

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