The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

First topic message reminder :

You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:26 pm

I don't trust edmonds stupid bearded smug face, and that christmas wish thing gave ample opportunity

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:28 pm

I don't mind a couples of his songs, however, somehow they will never seem the same again. Not really sold on his paintings... never took him seriously and it has always surprised me how Q Lizzie commissioned him to paint her portrait. Surely she couldn't have been serious, Shirley?

Galted - I punched Humprhrey B Bear (google him) in the guts when I was a kid.
I'm not really the violent type but I got him right in the centre of his padded tartan vest. His facial expression remained the same though.

Don't know why but I've always associated RH with HBB. You had to be here in the early 70s. You could get away with just about anything.
I would have loved to have whacked Rolf on the head with his favourite wobble-board but I couldn't get close enough... he kept moving around like a nervous marsupial... whilst blabbering on in his typical nonsensical way.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:34 pm

Just want to get off that phucken "666".

Pure evil that is! Smile

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:41 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I reckon the whole of Dad's Army.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 2:46 pm

Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I sucked off the whole of Dad's Army.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I sucked off the whole of Dad's Army.

Tino living vicariously again from between the bars of an upside down cot.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I sucked off the whole of Dad's Army.

Oh, Tino! What a horrid thing to say!

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:52 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I sucked off the whole of Dad's Army.
Tino living vicariously again from between the bars of an upside down cot.

He does live vicariously, he's always trying to take credit for me sticking my John Thomas into Weisz and TDMR.

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:53 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 2:54 pm

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I sucked off the whole of Dad's Army.
Tino living vicariously again from between the bars of an upside down cot.

He does live vicariously, he's always trying to take credit for me sticking my John Thomas into Weisz and TDMR.

Don't you even dare try shortening her name.

That is reserved for special women like TSMR and TIMC.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:56 pm

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Edmonds has to be next Surely

I sucked off the whole of Dad's Army.
Tino living vicariously again from between the bars of an upside down cot.

He does live vicariously, he's always trying to take credit for me sticking my John Thomas into Weisz and TDMR.

Sharing your delusions is not living vicariously. Plus Rowley is a yorkshireman and anything a yorkshireman gets for free he tries to take it all. If you tried to stick your john thomas into the sainted mrs rowley at any given moment - it's probably end up in his arse.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 2:59 pm

Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 3:00 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.

She accepted your card but wouldn't accept your pin?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 3:04 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.
She accepted your card but wouldn't accept your pin?

I've got one of those new bank cards that you just wave vaguely in the direction of the machine and it negates the need for a pin. They're ace.

Problem is, about 1 in 10 places are set up to accept them so I still have to put my pin in.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:06 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.
She accepted your card but wouldn't accept your pin?

I've got one of those new bank cards that you just wave vaguely in the direction of the machine and it negates the need for a pin. They're ace.

Problem is, about 1 in 10 places are set up to accept them so I still have to put my pin number in.

They've invented a suit that has a chip built into the sleeve so you just wave your wrist at it. Lucky Galted doesnt wear suits or playing the flute solo at the tills would bankrupt him on the first day.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 3:08 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.
She accepted your card but wouldn't accept your pin?

I've got one of those new bank cards that you just wave vaguely in the direction of the machine and it negates the need for a pin. They're ace.

Problem is, about 1 in 10 places are set up to accept them so I still have to put my pin number in.
They've invented a suit that has a chip built into the sleeve so you just wave your wrist at it. Lucky Galted doesnt wear suits or playing the flute solo at the tills would bankrupt him on the first day.

Yeah I saw that as well. TopHat was going to buy one but didn't want to throw his bag of haribo around everytime he waved his arm.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:10 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.
She accepted your card but wouldn't accept your pin?

I've got one of those new bank cards that you just wave vaguely in the direction of the machine and it negates the need for a pin. They're ace.

Problem is, about 1 in 10 places are set up to accept them so I still have to put my pin number in.
They've invented a suit that has a chip built into the sleeve so you just wave your wrist at it. Lucky Galted doesnt wear suits or playing the flute solo at the tills would bankrupt him on the first day.

I think there's a limit as to how soon they can be used again so I can w*nk as much as I like. Was having one on Sunday while TDMR knocked over the Nando's near Spitalfields so you can ignore Tino's little fantasy story.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:11 pm

I hope that Julius is alright. Kingraf as well. I worry about them.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 3:12 pm

Galted wrote:

I think there's a limit as to how soon they can be used again so I can w*nk as much as I like. Was having one on Sunday while TDMR knocked over the Nando's near Spitalfields so you can ignore Tino's little fantasy story.

D*ckhead.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Ah, It seems I missed something? Who is TDMR?

The Divine Mrs Ryder.

She wasn't that divine when doing some ATM with me on Sunday night.
She accepted your card but wouldn't accept your pin?

I've got one of those new bank cards that you just wave vaguely in the direction of the machine and it negates the need for a pin. They're ace.

Problem is, about 1 in 10 places are set up to accept them so I still have to put my pin number in.
They've invented a suit that has a chip built into the sleeve so you just wave your wrist at it. Lucky Galted doesnt wear suits or playing the flute solo at the tills would bankrupt him on the first day.

Yeah I saw that as well. TopHat was going to buy one but didn't want to throw his bag of haribo around everytime he waved his arm.

Tophat with a uneaten bag of haribo - what will you think of next.

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:15 pm

Galted wrote:I hope that Julius is alright. Kingraf as well. I worry about them.

Perhaps they are Nedurumalli Janardhana Reddy, 80, Indian politician, Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh (1990–1992), MP (1998–2009), liver disease. and Bob Hoysted, 88, Australian racehorse trainer (Manikato, Rose of Kingston, Sydeston).

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:19 pm

Or Harry Potter - the Ten Eyewitness Newsreader.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:26 pm

None of the above.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:27 pm

10 to go.

Doe's this' tempt you a little, Julius?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 3:29 pm

Don't be posting over the weekend, Jules. You'll ruin it for those of us who are strictly weekday members of the 606v2 community.

Either crack the last few out now or wait till Monday.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:35 pm

Don't want to force it. It has be a beautiful, natural event.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 May 2014, 3:40 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Don't want to force it. It has be a beautiful, natural event.

That's what I keep saying about my virginity.

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 May 2014, 3:56 pm

Anyone up to owt at the weekend?

Gardening and golf for me.

Yippy.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:01 pm

Breaking Bad marathon tonight.

Tomorrow Tino and I are going to nick michaels's mower and ruin a few greens. He doesn't much like golf and I like ruining things.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:02 pm

I guess you could say it's gardening and golf for us too then.

by Rowley Fri 09 May 2014, 4:03 pm

Union Cane wrote:Anyone up to owt at the weekend?

Gardening and golf for me.

Yippy.

Out for a chinese meal with TSMR and my brother and his missus. Looking forward to it, the place we are going is probably my favourite restaurant in the world. Missus is out tonight so will probably just catch up with some masturbation.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:03 pm

Galted wrote:...I like ruining things.

Not the culture cup - you consistently fail to ruin it.

by Rowley Fri 09 May 2014, 4:04 pm

Galted wrote:Breaking Bad marathon tonight.

Where are you up to?

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:10 pm

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:Breaking Bad marathon tonight.

Where are you up to?

Into series 3 but some of the episodes wouldn't play on the iPad. Have had to rent the series so will be bouncing around between episodes.

by **Galted** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:11 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:...I like ruining things.

Not the culture cup - you consistently fail to ruin it.

This rhyme's
A toast
To his latest milestone post

Julius!
Julius!

by **superflyweight** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:26 pm

Got a couple of married gay fellas coming round to ours for dinner tonight. Like sean last week, I could be on for a 4 way hardcore super sex sesh!.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:Got a couple of married gay fellas coming round to ours for dinner tonight. Like sean last week, I could be on for a 4 way hardcore super sex sesh!.

Ands yours might be willingly

by Rowley Fri 09 May 2014, 4:34 pm

superflyweight wrote:Got a couple of married gay fellas coming round to ours for dinner tonight. Like sean last week, I could be on for a 4 way hardcore super sex sesh!.

Gay people going for a meal with a professional couple. You do make it very difficult to do lazy Scottish stereotypes on occasions superfly. Any chance you can say you'll be serving battered mars bars and Buckfast.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:36 pm

There's a new Scottish dish designed to attract Scottish children to traditional Scottish fare. Rolf Haggis.

by **superflyweight** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:39 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:There's a new Scottish dish designed to attract Scottish children to traditional Scottish fare. Rolf Haggis.

Peaked too soon, old man!

by **superflyweight** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:40 pm

Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Got a couple of married gay fellas coming round to ours for dinner tonight. Like sean last week, I could be on for a 4 way hardcore super sex sesh!.

Gay people going for a meal with a professional couple. You do make it very difficult to do lazy Scottish stereotypes on occasions superfly. Any chance you can say you'll be serving battered mars bars and Buckfast.

I plan to drink a boatload of booze.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:42 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Got a couple of married gay fellas coming round to ours for dinner tonight. Like sean last week, I could be on for a 4 way hardcore super sex sesh!.

Gay people going for a meal with a professional couple. You do make it very difficult to do lazy Scottish stereotypes on occasions superfly. Any chance you can say you'll be serving battered mars bars and Buckfast.

I plan to drink a boatload of booze.

Resulting in a planeload of p!ss.

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:43 pm

I'm hoping to maybe do a sex this evening.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:There's a new Scottish dish designed to attract Scottish children to traditional Scottish fare. Rolf Haggis.

Peaked too soon, old man!

How did you know what his victims said.

by **superflyweight** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:47 pm

Union Cane wrote:I'm hoping to maybe do a sex this evening.

You'll be hoping that your imaginary wife doesn't have an imaginary headache.

Do you do a sex in a reverse lineal fashion?

by **Union Cane** Fri 09 May 2014, 4:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:Do you do a sex in a reverse lineal fashion?

She doesn't let me.

by Rowley Fri 09 May 2014, 4:53 pm

I can still remember the last time me and TSMR did it, so I almost certainly can't be likely to have a chance this weekend.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 May 2014, 5:58 pm

Rowley wrote:I can still remember the last time me and TSMR did it, so I almost certainly can't be likely to have a chance this weekend.

I can remember that time too. The 7 pennies I stole from under your bed were scant recompense for seeing your jiggling butt atop a chained woman with a gps tag on each ankle.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 May 2014, 7:01 am

Split day and Julius Landmark...

Going to be a big day on the culture cup

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