The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:
Did you use your guts to threaten them into a foursome?

I blew that on Saturday night. Turned up stinking of booze, diesel and fags (not supposed to be smoking). Food restored some points but I was pretty lashed up by poontang time.

Are you sure she's French?

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:
Did you use your guts to threaten them into a foursome?

I blew that on Saturday night. Turned up stinking of booze, diesel and fags (not supposed to be smoking). Food restored some points but I was pretty lashed up by poontang time.

Are you sure she's French?

She used to smoke. Reformed smokers are always the ar5eholes

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:
Did you use your guts to threaten them into a foursome?

I blew that on Saturday night. Turned up stinking of booze, diesel and fags (not supposed to be smoking). Food restored some points but I was pretty lashed up by poontang time.

Are you sure she's French?

She used to smoke. Reformed smokers are always the ar5eholes

There's some truth in that, I'm a reformed smoker and I'm a massive ar5ehole.

If you want to give up try reading the Allen Carr book on stopping - caused me to give up and I wasn't even trying, just read it as I had sod all else to read.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:
Did you use your guts to threaten them into a foursome?

I blew that on Saturday night. Turned up stinking of booze, diesel and fags (not supposed to be smoking). Food restored some points but I was pretty lashed up by poontang time.

Are you sure she's French?

She used to smoke. Reformed smokers are always the ar5eholes

There's some truth in that, I'm a reformed smoker and I'm a massive ar5ehole.

If you want to give up try reading the Allen Carr book on stopping - caused me to give up and I wasn't even trying, just read it as I had sod all else to read.

I gave up a decade ago. I am not an ar5ehole though.

I've never smoked - I'm more of a smug, sanctimonious git.

I too don't smoke - Except for weed, occasionally.

I wee occasionally.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wee occasionally.

Sometimes you even make it to the toilet in time as well.

I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wee occasionally.

Sometimes you even make it to the toilet in time as well.

I was going to put that, but I thought it would be too obvious. Turns out I was right.

Rowley wrote:I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Did TSMR smoke?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Did TSMR smoke?

Isn't that what the 'S' stands for?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Did TSMR smoke?

Isn't that what the 'S' stands for?

In my mind it stands for 'sexy'. Cos she is.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Did TSMR smoke?

No, never.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Did TSMR smoke?

No, never.

Because she chained herself to only one fag

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I stopped at the start of this year. I miss it enormously, I love smoking dearly, was purely a fiscal decision.

Did TSMR smoke?

Isn't that what the 'S' stands for?

In my mind it stands for 'sexy'.  Cos she is.

Is she smokin'?

fist out the blocks today. Little nervous watching the election count

What I said yesterday about it being interesting due to people born post-1994 voting looks like a load of b0ll0cks as only 1/3 registered (according to the BBC).

Plenty people, like me, have a very "meh" attitude to elections, does feel like an insurmountable mountain.

Remeber, everything happens for a reason, it is just sometimes that the reason is stupid people making bad decisions...

If that makes you feel any better?

One man's freedom fighter is another's terrorist.

Galted wrote:What I said yesterday looks like a load of b0ll0cks

Fixed for you. Now you can use it as your first post every day.

C*ck.

R*bin

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies. I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

Do cyberbullies look like cybermen?

Galted wrote:wits end

wits' end

See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:wits end

wits' end

Cheer's, poor punctuation deserve's to be bullied.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave. I don't want anyone to leave. Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

seanmichaels wrote:See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

Everything has a Price.

seanmichaels wrote:See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

Be like a wizards sleeve up there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

Be like a wizards sleeve up there.

Smash her cans instead.

(Sorry, that is rahter vulgar for a Thursday morning)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:wizards sleeve

wizard's sleeve

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club? Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club? I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club?  Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club?  I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

Have you? I don't recall that. Did I really want to hurt you?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club?  Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club?  I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

I didn't actually mean to type that. In my mind I was typing Cup. Never mind.

But yes, I am some sort of c*nt.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club?  Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club?  I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

Have you? I don't recall that. Did I really want to hurt you?

You really made him cry.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club?  Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club?  I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

Have you? I don't recall that. Did I really want to hurt you?

Your exact words were something along the lines of "do you really want to make me cry?" Would have been quite funny if someone else was the butt of the joke.

Tino wrote:Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Has tophat gone? Was it the death penalty thing? Or just really high Cholesterol?

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Has tophat gone?  Was it the death penalty thing?  Or just really high Cholesterol?

He has a new job and can't post as much.

I think Burger King are much stricter on internet access than KFC were.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club?  Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club?  I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

Have you? I don't recall that. Did I really want to hurt you?

Your exact words were something along the lines of "do you really want to make me cry?"  Would have been quite funny if someone else was the butt of the joke.

I guess you were one of my victims...I know them so well...so well.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Has tophat gone?  Was it the death penalty thing?  Or just really high Cholesterol?

He has a new job and can't post as much.

I think Burger King are much stricter on internet access than KFC were.

How's Kim? Tell her I said hello.

Tino wrote:I think Burger King are much stricter on internet access than KFC were.

Would hate to be in loss prevention at the fast food restaurant that toppy works at

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

Be like a wizards sleeve up there.

Smash her cans instead.

(Sorry, that is rahter vulgar for a Thursday morning)

At the risk of achieving a new cultural high, I would say that going on the evidence presented in her porn video, she looks like she may be "a dead ride".

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Has tophat gone?  Was it the death penalty thing?  Or just really high Cholesterol?

He has a new job and can't post as much.

I think Burger King are much stricter on internet access than KFC were.

How's Kim? Tell her I said hello.

She seems OK although I haven't spoken to her today. I will email her and tell her you said hello.

Would you like me to arrange for you pair to meet for casual, no strings sex? At least she will know what you look like if you meet under the timetable at Kings X.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*ck.

Thanks, Tino, I'm at my wits end wondering what to do about these cyberbullies.  I've been considering making a dramatic announcement that I'm leaving 606 v2 and returning after an hour and a half like they do on the rugby forum.

It wasn't actually aimed at Julius and his bullying, it was just my juvenile contribution to the Culture Club.  

But, if it gives you some strength, then use it as you wish.

For what it's worth, I don't want you to leave.  I don't want anyone to leave.  Aside from TopHat and he has already gone.

Oh.

Why did you say Culture Club?  Is it because you're some sort of c*nt or is it now officially the Culture Club?  I'm asking because I've been publicly humiliated by the cyberbully formerly known as Julius for using the phrase.

Have you? I don't recall that. Did I really want to hurt you?

Your exact words were something along the lines of "do you really want to make me cry?"  Would have been quite funny if someone else was the butt of the joke.

I guess you were one of my victims...I know them so well...so well.

Very good. Did you also have Colour By Numbers?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Would you like me to arrange for you pair to meet for casual, no strings sex?  At least she will know what you look like if you meet under the timetable at Kings X.

Yes that would be satisfactory although if you could make it waterloo that would be better. Where does she live? Perhaps we could just skip the small talk and move straight into doing it?

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

Be like a wizards sleeve up there.

Smash her cans instead.

(Sorry, that is rahter vulgar for a Thursday morning)

At the risk of achieving a new cultural high, I would say that going on the evidence presented in her porn video, she looks like she may be "a dead ride".  

Is the video freely available? I may check it out at lunch before I make the decision over whether to bone her or Kim.

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:See Jordan's back on the market. Would love to bang her.

Be like a wizards sleeve up there.

Smash her cans instead.

(Sorry, that is rahter vulgar for a Thursday morning)

At the risk of achieving a new cultural high, I would say that going on the evidence presented in her porn video, she looks like she may be "a dead ride".  

Is the video freely available? I may check it out at lunch before I make the decision over whether to bone her or Kim.

I haven't seen Kim in action but I am pretty sure she will be more enthusiastic than Jordan who, as superfly rightly points out, looks like a terrible shag.

Before we decide on Kings X or Waterloo, I better check she actually wants to see you. Run before you walk, Seany.