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Bustard tird.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist.

Jeff update:
Still no word from him on the Musk takeover, he's currently advocating for hanging to be reintroduced for people whose phones go off during the snooker.

Surely at the Crucible they should be burnt at the stake.
Sicond.

Top work

As much as I thoroughly enjoyed Julius's post, the girls and pets found guilty were hanged so Jeff is right to want the same fate for phone users.

I guess the stakes weren't as high as I thought.

Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

Galted wrote:Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

I don't actually have any, but if I had money I would put it all on that being you, Galted.

That's pretty standard for Fat Sam's in Dundee, faux kilt and all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

I don't actually have any, but if I had money I would put it all on that being you, Galted.

You want some?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

I don't actually have any, but if I had money I would put it all on that being you, Galted.

You want some?

Again?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

I don't actually have any, but if I had money I would put it all on that being you, Galted.

You want some?

Again?

It's comments like that from people like you that enable the continual wholesale slaughter of transwomen.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

I don't actually have any, but if I had money I would put it all on that being you, Galted.

You want some?

Again?

It's comments like that from people like you that enable the continual wholesale slaughter of transwomen.

Is it pronounced Rowling or Rowling?

It's Rowling JK it's Rowling

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Here's this week's sexy lady in case anyone needs some w*nk material.

Spoiler:

I don't actually have any, but if I had money I would put it all on that being you, Galted.

You want some?

Again?

It's comments like that from people like you that enable the continual wholesale slaughter of transwomen.

Is it pronounced Rowling or Rowling?

Rowling. As in Rowley.

Fist.

Getting a bit abusive on the golf thread. About time something happened on there.

Sicond.

You could point out that, weirdly, the BBC site appears to spinning Johnny Depp as the bad guy in the trial.

Should kick it off.

No need at the moment, SR2 and beninho are engaged in an epic.

It's why 606v2 will never die, the passion some of these posters have. Like a non-league game with tackles flying in from everywhere.

I also like that Ben has denied, multiple times, that he's King Canute.

Duty281 wrote:It's why 606v2 will never die, the passion some of these posters have. Like a non-league game with tackles flying in from everywhere.

Or like the Eton wall game, where everyone hacks away relentlessly but no-one scores for year after year.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:It's why 606v2 will never die, the passion some of these posters have. Like a non-league game with tackles flying in from everywhere.

Or like the Eton wall game, where everyone hacks away relentlessly but no-one scores for year after year.

What a mess.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:It's why 606v2 will never die, the passion some of these posters have. Like a non-league game with tackles flying in from everywhere.

Or like the Eton wall game, where everyone hacks away relentlessly but no-one scores for year after year.

What a mess.

Acknowledged.

Peanut butter and Marmite sandwich on brown bread. Packet of plain Walkers crisps and 2 x chocolate coated rice cakes.

I'm giving it a 6.98/10.

Can I take a stab at riCK's?

Soup. Just soup.

Alas not as we haven't been shopping, had to make so with some Gyoza I had in the freezer.

Back to The Morrisons to top up later.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Alas not as we haven't been shopping, had to make so with some Gyoza I had in the freezer.

Back to The Morrisons to top up later.

Bloody love you, RIcK.

It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

Oh right. Gyoza is also alien to me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

Oh right. Gyoza is also alien to me.

Not an illegal alien I hope, or super-insecure will whinging about it.

super_realist

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

Oh right. Gyoza is also alien to me.

Not an illegal alien I hope, or super-insecure will br whinging about it,

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

Oh right. Gyoza is also alien to me.

Not an illegal alien I hope, or super-insecure will whinging about it.

It was more a clever word play (I thought) on her most famous role. Was hoping you'd acknowledge it but obviously not.

F*ck you, Jules.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

Oh right. Gyoza is also alien to me.

Not an illegal alien I hope, or super-insecure will whinging about it.

It was more a clever word play (I thought) on her most famous role. Was hoping you'd acknowledge it but obviously not.

F*ck you, Jules.

That's exactly the sort of response I'd expect from a working girl such as yourself.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It doesn't surprise me that RiCK has some exotic food that I've never heard of lying around in his freezer.

Wasn't Gyoza the name of the baddy in the original Ghostbusters?

No, that was Sigourney.

Oh right. Gyoza is also alien to me.

Not an illegal alien I hope, or super-insecure will whinging about it.

It was more a clever word play (I thought) on her most famous role. Was hoping you'd acknowledge it but obviously not.

F*ck you, Jules.

That's exactly the sort of response I'd expect from a working girl such as yourself.

Acknowledged.

F*ck you, Jules.

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/itsu-chicken-gyoza-12-dinner-dumplings-240g?utm_medium=cpc&catalogId=10241&productId=1302846&utm_campaign=15424330555&storeId=10151&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5pKI6P-29wIVFe3tCh0cLgeTEAQYAiABEgKxyPD_BwE&langId=44&utm_source=Google&krypto=0RtoTxYptXd6vKQYAjPnKIA8McWjUHb9%2Fh8tx%2BFbJHV7HuMzm58wS07zfVP3nb1TdBvMhCeML%2FgjKawgQYHBuwQFc1ixAON1vpZihXILZ5OcJLEAhjZDltw1IGmQ5FjZfp2FLF9QjpS1tERddve8vnP%2FAiO1H0avR36m9MYgzK1OxeEzVK3ctV%2BC6Np3lj5bEnNwQjZf4olPsf%2B0s1ZEneg9N00mzaL%2FJ1woMX%2Bupn0lMK3FRble4ozFH7Qmpbc%2FVRpYng6NXtVCdqzUElLs6BUIvu3AzXKCsagPGjq9020tRhMjzlbVCWNJY5ElUTY5t%2BYVpLNJP3xIF2iRPtNOkOmSNJTtQ1Dm%2BjfVioQ%2FROrnyhlTdiom%2FGrAYmvRsuVJURV4NhsPrb5%2Bzzsa4y5GHHACE5Mi25RLmkZbSDEmppuBoG1zr04CsNtq01Tth1mMX5lhg8pV4V0qungrHdVnfEkmgH9jMl70BfjTX%2BOw10kYHGGZWnL5DCeGzmZyhiLAs5VcbLuVYadQVe6owOJwtA%3D%3D&ddkey=https%3Agb%2Fgroceries%2Fitsu-chicken-gyoza-12-dinner-dumplings-240g

There is a massive link for you curious types.

rIck_dAgless wrote:There is a massive link for you curious types.

I've clicked on loads of links in the past as a curious type, but none of them took me to chicken dumplings.

Highly recommended for a quick and easy lunch, mate.

Far East Fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Highly recommended for a quick and easy lunch, mate.

Far East Fist.

Are you in Great Yarmouth?

Happily not, Galts, but the Far East are where the dumplings originate.

You well?

Ah, got ya. Thought for a moment you were in the Far East and was going to suggest that your lunch reviews were going to have to be of a very high standard,

I'm good thanks. Just dropped Jr off at nursery so I have about 4 or 5 hours of peace ahead of me, if you ignore being bitten on the feet by the cat.

Tird. That golf thread is full of c*nts.

superflyweight wrote:Tird.  That golf thread is full of c*nts.  

I guess that's how they prove that they're genuine golfers.

Morning all.

This made me wince.

player plays NRL for 45 minutes with a torn nut

Pal Joey wrote:Morning all.

This made me wince.

player plays NRL for 45 minutes with a torn nut

I clicked on the link but chickened out before I saw anything.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Morning all.

This made me wince.

player plays NRL for 45 minutes with a torn nut

I clicked on the link but chickened out before I saw anything.

It's not too gory to read. Didn't watch the video either... probably can't see the damage done.

On a separate note: quite a few times I'm watching when someone gets their pants ripped off in a tackle. There was a great one the other day.
Some fat forward with their pants halfway down the legs. Cameras showed it from behind and side on multiple times... but not front on thank God.

Hilariously embarrassing for the player - but they're paid big bucks to entertain us, no?

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tird.  That golf thread is full of c*nts.  

I guess that's how they prove that they're genuine golfers.

Just need Dynamark to return with some cutting insight into why Prince Andrew got in trouble.

She was asking for it. Asking for it and over the age of consent.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tird.  That golf thread is full of c*nts.  

I guess that's how they prove that they're genuine golfers.

Just need Dynamark to return with some cutting insight into why Prince Andrew got in trouble.

She was asking for it. Asking for it and over the age of consent.

He's too busy w*nking himself stupid at a picture of a woman wearing a skirt.

Kilted fist.

Watched the Old Firm derby, Super. Good game. Great atmosphere.
Thought I saw Rod Stewart in the crowd but I don't want to talk about it.

Pal Joey wrote:Kilted fist.

Watched the Old Firm derby, Super. Good game. Great atmosphere.
Thought I saw Rod Stewart in the crowd but I don't want to talk about it.

Sicond.  It's a holiday here, PJ, so don't feel bad if your magnificent fist doesn't get the appreciation it deserves.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Kilted fist.

Watched the Old Firm derby, Super. Good game. Great atmosphere.
Thought I saw Rod Stewart in the crowd but I don't want to talk about it.

Sicond.  It's a holiday here, PJ, so don't feel bad if your magnificent fist doesn't get the appreciation it deserves.

Thanks for the heads up, Galts. National Porn-at-Home Day. So I probably shouldn't expect any foolish behaviour today from Jules?

Have you managed to slip out onto the balcony for a quick one? Or is there too much traffic now / still a bit cold out there?

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Kilted fist.

Watched the Old Firm derby, Super. Good game. Great atmosphere.
Thought I saw Rod Stewart in the crowd but I don't want to talk about it.

Sicond.  It's a holiday here, PJ, so don't feel bad if your magnificent fist doesn't get the appreciation it deserves.

Thanks for the heads up, Galts. National Porn-at-Home Day. So I probably shouldn't expect any foolish behaviour today from Jules?

Have you managed to slip out onto the balcony for a quick one? Or is there too much traffic now / still a bit cold out there?

Balcony's in a worse state that a redneck's back yard with all the sh*t stashed about. All that's missing is a rusty pick-up truck and a Chevy on bricks.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Kilted fist.

Watched the Old Firm derby, Super. Good game. Great atmosphere.
Thought I saw Rod Stewart in the crowd but I don't want to talk about it.

Sicond.  It's a holiday here, PJ, so don't feel bad if your magnificent fist doesn't get the appreciation it deserves.

No cricket or grandkids today so I can give PJ a deserved !

Also got time to mention Jamie Smith if you want, PJ.

guildfordbat wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Kilted fist.

Watched the Old Firm derby, Super. Good game. Great atmosphere.
Thought I saw Rod Stewart in the crowd but I don't want to talk about it.

Sicond.  It's a holiday here, PJ, so don't feel bad if your magnificent fist doesn't get the appreciation it deserves.

No cricket or grandkids today so I can give PJ a deserved !

Also got time to mention Jamie Smith if you want, PJ.  

Thanks Guildford. Happy Holiday!
I noted your comment on the Surrey match thread re: Jamie Smith a few days ago. What are the selectors doing? They should give the kid more time out in the middle. Nothing worse than seeing good young talent carrying drinks and towels around the joint. I hope this silly situation is soon rectified.

Edit: Wow! I didn't see his latest score, Guildford. 234* I must have been looking at your post last week. It seemed as though he hadn't been selected to play in a previous match. I can feel his confidence from here. Some big scores in that match. What happened? Was it rain affected?

Hi PJ - it was really his unbeaten 234 that I was looking to milk!

Recent background below in response to your Edit.

Smith played the first two Championship matches but only batted twice and ended up with a low score both times. That was enough reason or excuse for Surrey to drop him - not that I'm keen to spread suggestions that the ECB wanted that to happen so Sam Curran could play instead even though Sam can't currently bowl!

Anyway, Smith missed Surrey's next match and was due to miss the one just played at Gloucs. However, Foakes went down with a bad back on Wednesday evening and Smith travelled from the Guildford ground where he was playing for the stiffs to take his place. From going in at 37/3 before lunch on Thursday, Smith was still going strong when we were all out for 603 after tea on Friday. The track turning into an absolute road as the game wore on and rain throughout Sunday ensured the draw.

Apologies to the regulars here for cricket specific b*ll*cks rather than usual general b*ll*cks.

Some days it's like no one wants a fist.