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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

alfie wrote:nomenclature

Lovely stuff, alfie. Not a word we see often on here.

Reminds of the time Jeff used 'oeuvre' when describing some j*zz singer.

Although he was being deliberately pompous whereas I suspect yours is accidental pomposity.

F*ck off, Tino, can you not see that I'm already grooming alfie?

I think you're homing in on something there Galted.

No such thing as a seagull.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No such thing as a seagull.

So what was it that ate the chips off my back?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No such thing as a seagull.

So what was it that ate the chips off my back?

Sean.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No such thing as a seagull.

So what was it that ate the chips off my back?

Sean.

Oh. Didn't realise he could multi-task.

Thursday Fist and don't call me Glenda

Sicond.

Went on a school field trip with my son's reception class yesterday, helping 28 5-year-olds use public transport as well as making sure none of them drowned at the Greenwich Ecology Park. Fortunately I was given 2 exceptionally well-behaved Nigerian kids as well as my own to look after so I didn't need to do too much recovery drinking last night.
Having to face the fact that my kid is probably the worst-behaved kid in the class. Reckon next time I'll be asking for 3 Nigerians and some other poor c*nt can drag Galted Jr about.

I blame the parents.

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Went on a school field trip with my son's reception class yesterday, helping 28 5-year-olds use public transport as well as making sure none of them drowned at the Greenwich Ecology Park.  Fortunately I was given 2 exceptionally well-behaved Nigerian kids as well as my own to look after so I didn't need to do too much recovery drinking last night.
Having to face the fact that my kid is probably the worst-behaved kid in the class.  Reckon next time I'll be asking for 3 Nigerians and some other poor c*nt can drag Galted Jr about.

Next time you have a school field trip, just subtly swap your kid with one of the Nigerians. No one will know.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I blame the parents.

They f*ck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had and add some extra, just for you.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Went on a school field trip with my son's reception class yesterday, helping 28 5-year-olds use public transport as well as making sure none of them drowned at the Greenwich Ecology Park.  Fortunately I was given 2 exceptionally well-behaved Nigerian kids as well as my own to look after so I didn't need to do too much recovery drinking last night.
Having to face the fact that my kid is probably the worst-behaved kid in the class.  Reckon next time I'll be asking for 3 Nigerians and some other poor c*nt can drag Galted Jr about.

Next time you have a school field trip, just subtly swap your kid with one of the Nigerians. No one will know.

His grandmothers would suspect something.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I blame the parents.

They f*ck you up, your mum and dad.  They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had and add some extra, just for you.

Holy my mother in the insane asylum ! Holy the c0cks of the grandfathers of Kansas !

Was going to do an Ashes related pun but I can't be arsed.

Galted wrote:Was going to do an Ashes related pun but I can't be arsed.

As he's typed that, everyone think of your own Ashes-related puns.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:Was going to do an Ashes related pun but I can't be arsed.

As he's typed that, everyone think of your own Ashes-related puns.

Stokes shouldn't be allowed to make any further declarations until he finishes eating all of the green roots on his plate. Think he got a bit a head of the game trying to help himself to some dessert.

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Went on a school field trip with my son's reception class yesterday, helping 28 5-year-olds use public transport as well as making sure none of them drowned at the Greenwich Ecology Park.  Fortunately I was given 2 exceptionally well-behaved Nigerian kids as well as my own to look after so I didn't need to do too much recovery drinking last night.
Having to face the fact that my kid is probably the worst-behaved kid in the class.  Reckon next time I'll be asking for 3 Nigerians and some other poor c*nt can drag Galted Jr about.

Used to do a few things with my kids schools. The best were when we took pet rats in, but there were also the times with the stick insect (and by that I mean 15cm long Calcarata with a pair of rose thorns on their back legs). The last time I took a sword in and managed to resist the opportunity to use it, but the children thought it was very cool.

I'm not dead. Shame everyone else is.

Good work by LiW, using an insect anecdote to lure Tino back from the dead.

Basically fly fishing.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Basically fly fishing.

L*l

Fist

Rick's zinger aside, it was sh1t on here yesterday.

Basically fly fisting.

Galted wrote:Basically fly fisting.

L*l

Fist.

Sh1t on here yesterday.

I suspect that the remaining Tea Society members are currently stuck in a submersible somewhere near the Titanic.

sicond, learned today that Phil Jupitus doesn't really do much TV work anymore as he always wanted to do art, so he f**ked off to Scotland and enrolled in Duncan of Jordanstone and just paints on his farm.

Cool story.

It is a cool story but, as I can't stand the fat c*nt, I hope a goat eats all of his paintings.

rIck_dAgless wrote:sicond, learned today that Phil Jupitus doesn't really do much TV work anymore as he always wanted to do art, so he f**ked off to Scotland and enrolled in Duncan of Jordanstone  and just paints on his farm.

Cool story.

Maybe he's doing still lifes of Bruno Mars sitting on a haystack?

rIck_dAgless wrote:sicond, learned today that Phil Jupitus doesn't really do much TV work anymore as he always wanted to do art, so he f**ked off to Scotland and enrolled in Duncan of Jordanstone  and just paints on his farm.

Cool story.

I'd heard that as well - believe he lives in Fife somewhere. He came third in Fife's best looking woman competition.

Spent a lot of time in DoJ watching videos in the Art Library

There used to be many fine looking women in that library. A lovely day out!

superflyweight wrote:There used to be many fine looking women in that library.  A lovely day out!

Happily I went out with one of them for the majority of my University life.

Lovely lass, she probably deserved better than the university version of me to be fair, but fun times.

Galted wrote:I suspect that the remaining Tea Society members are currently stuck in a submersible somewhere near the Titanic.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG....

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I suspect that the remaining Tea Society members are currently stuck in a submersible somewhere near the Titanic.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG....

GLUB, GLUB, Glub, Glub, glub, glub, glu....

I am assuming they have throttled the CEO first to save oxygen.

Fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I am assuming they have throttled the CEO first to save oxygen.

Fist.

They probably just threw him out of the window.

Judging by the reports of the window, they may not have had a choice.

Jesus Christ Fist. It's like we don't even want a thread split.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jesus Christ Fist. It's like we don't even want a thread split.

F*cking disgraceful, if I'm honest.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jesus Christ Fist. It's like we don't even want a thread split.

F*cking disgraceful, if I'm honest.

I blame the parents.

I blame the colour TV.

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