The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Galted** Wed 10 Feb 2021, 1:45 pm

I've michaelsed the limerick thread
Because half the posters are dead
Rick and PJ remain

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Feb 2021, 2:03 pm

I've michaelsed the limerick thread
Because half the posters are dead
Rick and PJ remain
I can add to the refrain

by **Galted** Wed 10 Feb 2021, 3:48 pm

I've michaelsed the limerick thread
Because half the posters are dead
Rick and PJ remain
I can add to the refrain
But, sadly, king_carlos has fled

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:41 am

He's moved to my tipping competition,

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Feb 2021, 2:27 pm

He's moved to my tipping competition,
here's the next line of this aberration

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Feb 2021, 7:03 pm

He's moved to my tipping competition,
here's the next line of this aberration
How much does he tip?

by Guest Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:14 pm

He's moved to my tipping competition,
here's the next line of this aberration
How much does he tip?
Depends upon the size of his clip

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Feb 2021, 1:41 pm

He's moved to my tipping competition,
here's the next line of this aberration
How much does he tip?
Depends upon the size of his clip
Of banknotes, in unmarked condition

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 08 Mar 2021, 1:09 pm

Picnics are allowed "yay"

by lostinwales Mon 08 Mar 2021, 1:37 pm

Picnics are allowed "yay"
Lets go out and play

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Mar 2021, 9:00 am

Picnics are allowed "yay"
Lets go out and play
Now the jab's kicked in

by lostinwales Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:13 am

Picnics are allowed "yay"
Lets go out and play
Now the jab's kicked in
My mask is in the bin

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:52 am

Picnics are allowed "yay"
Lets go out and play
Now the jab's kicked in
My mask is in the bin
And I'm heading for Monterrey

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 3:54 pm

A gap of one month, to the day

by **Galted** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 3:59 pm

A gap of one month, to the day
means the next rhyme should take place in May

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 4:03 pm

A gap of one month, to the day
means the next rhyme should take place in May
Once this one is done

by **Galted** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 4:07 pm

A gap of one month, to the day
means the next rhyme should take place in May
Once this one is done
Or when done this one's one

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 4:13 pm

A gap of one month, to the day
means the next rhyme should take place in May
Once this one is done
Or when done this one's one
That's quite enough - go away.

by **Galted** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 4:17 pm

That rhyme is most pleasing to read

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 4:40 pm

That rhyme is most pleasing to read
Indeed, my good fellow, indeed

by **Galted** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 8:47 pm

That rhyme is most pleasing to read
Indeed, my good fellow, indeed
quite frightfully droll

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Apr 2021, 8:57 pm

That rhyme is most pleasing to read
Indeed, my good fellow, indeed
quite frightfully droll
F*ck off, you troll

by **Galted** Fri 16 Apr 2021, 12:33 am

That rhyme is most pleasing to read
Indeed, my good fellow, indeed
quite frightfully droll
F*ck off, you troll
Wise words I shall certainly heed

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Apr 2021, 10:36 am

As I opened the cardboard box

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 Apr 2021, 3:07 pm

As I opened the cardboard box
Is the opening line of Fantastic Mr Fox

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Apr 2021, 2:00 pm

As I opened the cardboard box
Is the opening line of Fantastic Mr Fox
No it isn't you c**t

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:02 pm

As I opened the cardboard box
Is the opening line of Fantastic Mr Fox
No it isn't you c**t
Is it James Blunt?

by **Galted** Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:02 pm

As I opened the cardboard box
Is the opening line of Fantastic Mr Fox
No it isn't you c**t
It's a Se7en stunt

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:04 pm

As I opened the cardboard box
Is the opening line of Fantastic Mr Fox
No it isn't you c**t
It's a Se7en stunt
FFS Galted, what bollox

by **Galted** Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:20 pm

As I opened the cardboard box
Is the opening line of Fantastic Mr Fox
No it isn't you c**t
Is it James Blunt?
Simultaneous rhyming sure rocks

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 29 Apr 2021, 11:15 am

That made absolutely no sense.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Apr 2021, 12:17 pm

That made absolutely no sense.
For which there is no recompense.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 May 2021, 12:23 pm

That made absolutely no sense.
For which there is no recompense.
Though a kumquat cup

by **Galted** Thu 06 May 2021, 1:03 pm

That made absolutely no sense.
For which there is no recompense.
Though a kumquat cup
is a response to 'what's up?'

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 May 2021, 1:51 pm

That made absolutely no sense.
For which there is no recompense.
Though a kumquat cup
is a response to 'what's up?'
And for once, I'll sit on the fence.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 06 May 2021, 2:28 pm

Do you have splinters in your backside?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 May 2021, 4:24 pm

Do you have splinters in your backside?
Sure. As many as a sailor from Tyneside

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 8:01 am

Do you have splinters in your backside?
Sure. As many as a sailor from Tyneside
Gonna revive this.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 8:27 am

Do you have splinters in your backside?
Sure. As many as a sailor from Tyneside
Gonna revive this.
With a Liverpool kiss

by **Galted** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:02 am

Do you have splinters in your backside?
Sure. As many as a sailor from Tyneside
Gonna revive this.
With a Liverpool kiss
and Prince Phillip in formaldehyde

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:11 am

Got my first jab yesterday

by **superflyweight** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:57 am

Got my first jab yesterday
It was meant for an Aborigine

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 11:11 am

Got my first jab yesterday
It was meant for an Aborigine
You Colonial f**k

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 11:35 am

Got my first jab yesterday
It was meant for an Aborigine
You Colonial f**k
Swimming in muck

by **superflyweight** Tue 15 Jun 2021, 4:40 pm

Got my first jab yesterday
It was meant for an Aborigine
You Colonial f**k
Swimming in muck
Being doing it since Botany Bay.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:41 am

I'm now so far from the sun

by Guest Mon 21 Jun 2021, 2:19 pm

I’m now so far from the sun
About 150 million km’s, son

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Jun 2021, 2:28 pm

I’m now so far from the sun
About 150 million km’s, son
And now I realise I forgot

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 21 Jun 2021, 2:50 pm

I’m now so far from the sun
About 150 million km’s, son
And now I realise I forgot
That the sun's f'kin hot

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jun 2021, 2:59 pm

I’m now so far from the sun
About 150 million km’s, son
And now I realise I forgot
That the sun's f'kin hot
And Piers Morgan is the world's biggest cun

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