The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by No name Bertie Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:56 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
Or maybe he just doesn't want to play dice?
he f*cked up that rhyme
He didn't give a dime

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:58 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
Or maybe he just doesn't want to play dice?
he f*cked up that rhyme
He didn't give a dime
I'm sure he's grateful for the limerick advice

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:35 am

I'm simply a Christmas curmudgeon

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:49 am

I'm simply a Christmas curmudgeon
Christmas elves, I would like to bludgeon

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:59 am

I'm simply a Christmas curmudgeon
Christmas elves, I would like to bludgeon
"Bah Humbug" I say!

by No name Bertie Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:17 am

I'm simply a Christmas curmudgeon
Christmas elves, I would like to bludgeon
"Bah Humbug" I say!
It is just another day

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:18 am

I'm simply a Christmas curmudgeon
Christmas elves, I would like to bludgeon
"Bah Humbug" I say!
It is just another day
If people like Christmas I begrudge 'em

by No name Bertie Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:26 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Dec 2017, 8:30 am

'tis fuddle day in my workplace.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Dec 2017, 9:10 am

'tis fuddle day in my workplace.
Regardless of creed, colour, race

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Dec 2017, 2:49 pm

'tis fuddle day in my workplace.
Regardless of creed, colour, race
Everyone is now stuffed

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Dec 2017, 2:52 pm

'tis fuddle day in my workplace.
Regardless of creed, colour, race
Everyone is now stuffed
And your advances rebuffed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Dec 2017, 2:54 pm

'tis fuddle day in my workplace.
Regardless of creed, colour, race
Everyone is now stuffed
And your advances rebuffed
And with a feeling of regret now in it's place.

by No name Bertie Wed 20 Dec 2017, 4:47 pm

There once was a man with a bucket

by Guest Wed 20 Dec 2017, 8:01 pm

There once was a man with a bucket
With a sign that said: Got cash? Then chuck it!

by No name Bertie Thu 21 Dec 2017, 1:40 am

There once was a man with a bucket
With a sign that said: Got cash? Then chuck it!
My life's been so unkind

by Guest Thu 21 Dec 2017, 4:42 pm

There once was a man with a bucket
With a sign that said: Got cash? Then chuck it!
My life's been so unkind
And I'm deaf, dumb and blind

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Dec 2017, 5:58 pm

There once was a man with a bucket
With a sign that said: Got cash? Then chuck it!
My life's been so unkind
And I'm deaf, dumb and blind
And I've never even been to Nantucket.

by Guest Thu 21 Dec 2017, 9:02 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 11:15 am

New Year, new rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 11:40 am

New Year, new rhyme
Lemon and lime

by **Pal Joey** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 12:34 pm

New Year, new rhyme
Lemon and lime
That forklift c*nt

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 1:05 pm

New Year, new rhyme
Lemon and lime
That forklift c*nt
Home run or a bunt?

by **Galted** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 1:13 pm

New Year, new rhyme
Lemon and lime
That forklift c*nt
Home run or a bunt?
This effort is most unsublime

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 1:36 pm

rick cocked it up from the start

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 1:49 pm

rick cocked it up from the start
~~Don't blame me you old fart~~
I guess that it wasn't that smart

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 1:56 pm

rick cocked it up from the start
~~Don't blame me you old fart~~
I guess that it wasn't that smart
The rhyme must have meter

by No name Bertie Tue 02 Jan 2018, 7:40 pm

rick cocked it up from the start
~~Don't blame me you old fart~~
I guess that it wasn't that smart
The rhyme must have meter
And someone to complete her

by **Pal Joey** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 9:16 pm

rick cocked it up from the start
~~Don't blame me you old fart~~
I guess that it wasn't that smart
The rhyme must have meter
And someone to complete her
I don't mind an overcooked tart

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 11:23 pm

Now's that's what I call a stanza

by **Pal Joey** Tue 02 Jan 2018, 11:28 pm

Now's that's what I call a stanza
Without offending Douglas Latanza

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Jan 2018, 8:18 am

Now's that's what I call a stanza
Without offending Douglas Latanza
He's a sensitive guy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Jan 2018, 8:24 am

Now's that's what I call a stanza
Without offending Douglas Latanza
He's a sensitive guy
and often quite shy

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Jan 2018, 8:39 am

Now's that's what I call a stanza
Without offending Douglas Latanza
He's a sensitive guy
and often quite shy
Let's crush him with a German Panzer.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Jan 2018, 10:18 am

Bit harsh on Douglas, I feel...

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Jan 2018, 10:47 am

Bit harsh on Douglas, I feel..
Whose favourite colour is teal

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Jan 2018, 11:46 am

Bit harsh on Douglas, I feel..
Whose favourite colour is teal
Not 'Love symbol #2'?

by No name Bertie Thu 04 Jan 2018, 6:04 pm

Bit harsh on Douglas, I feel..
Whose favourite colour is teal
Not 'Love symbol #2'?
No he hates that Princely hue!

by No name Bertie Thu 04 Jan 2018, 6:25 pm

Bit harsh on Douglas, I feel..
Whose favourite colour is teal
Not 'Love symbol #2'?
No he hates that Princely hue!
That's why he should be crushed under Panzer steel.

by **Galted** Thu 04 Jan 2018, 6:53 pm

Bertie just rewrote the rules

by No name Bertie Thu 04 Jan 2018, 7:25 pm

Bertie just rewrote the rules
So we shall have to bust his balls

by **Pal Joey** Fri 05 Jan 2018, 7:59 am

Bertie just rewrote the rules
So we shall have to bust his balls
Or simply confiscate his horse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Jan 2018, 10:19 am

Bertie just rewrote the rules
So we shall have to bust his balls
Or simply confiscate his horse
Unless he has The Force

by **Pal Joey** Fri 05 Jan 2018, 10:51 am

Bertie just rewrote the rules
So we shall have to bust his balls
Or simply confiscate his horse
Unless he has The Force
Of a thousand angry mules

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jan 2018, 11:50 am

Wild dogs cry out in the night

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Jan 2018, 12:03 pm

Wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, right?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jan 2018, 12:08 pm

Wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, right?
Crazy weather here

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Jan 2018, 12:10 pm

Wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, right?
Crazy weather here
But you needn't fear

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Jan 2018, 12:23 pm

Wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, right?
Crazy weather here
But you needn't fear
Barring stepping in dog sh1te

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jan 2018, 12:24 pm

Wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, right?
Crazy weather here
But you needn't fear
Because surely I must do what's right.

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