The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:53 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:56 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow
But one thing I must know

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:51 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow
But one thing I must know
That, for this rhyme to flow.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:56 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow
But one thing I must know
That, for this rhyme to flow
A full vial of axolotl jism I must swallow

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:42 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:25 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:21 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?
That jizz makes rhymes flow

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:00 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?
That jizz makes rhymes flow
That cum makes them go

by **Galted** Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:16 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?
That jizz makes rhymes flow
That cum makes them go
But Pal Joey's axolotl's a concern

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:06 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:27 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander

by **Galted** Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:30 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander
well that's something newt

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:11 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander
well that's something newt
it's smile is quite cute.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:18 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander
well that's something newt
it's smile is quite cute.
And it just got squashed by a panda

by **Galted** Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:52 pm

I once had a panda for tea

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:18 pm

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:19 pm

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me
It took me some time to digest it

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:36 am

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me
It took me some time to digest it
And then what? You guessed it -

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:42 am

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me
It took me some time to digest it
And then what? You guessed it -
It wouldn't fit down the lavatory.

by **Galted** Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:48 am

by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:39 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:46 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:38 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt
My one runs out on the 21st, Nadeem

by **Galted** Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:45 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt
My one runs out on the 21st, Nadeem
The lack of metre in this particular rhyme makes me want to scream

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:49 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt
My one runs out on the 21st, Nadeem
The lack of metre in this particular rhyme makes me want to scream
"C'mon everybody let's twist and shout!"

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:53 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter

by Guest Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:06 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:56 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter
They shouldn't be really long in syllabic count, like this line

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:18 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter
They shouldn't be really long in syllabic count, like this line
Which is not fine

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:26 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter
They shouldn't be really long in syllabic count, like this line
Which is not fine
Rick's is more like what it oughta

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:27 pm

...be

by **Galted** Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:10 pm

...be
that was done most intelligently

by No name Bertie Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:37 am

...be
that was done most intelligently
But Freakie has stepped out Sad

by **Galted** Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:30 am

...be
that was done most intelligently
But Freakie has stepped out
For some clunge and a stout

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:45 am

...be
that was done most intelligently
But Freakie has stepped out
For some clunge and a stout
All noted by Sarah Huckabee

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:20 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:26 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:34 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?
He just up and left

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:52 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?
He just up and left
And left this thread bereft

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:14 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?
He just up and left
And left this thread bereft
Of a weirdo exposed by moonlight

by No name Bertie Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:45 pm

Some of these Limericks are top notch

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:07 am

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:11 am

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch
Or Chantilly lace

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:07 am

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch
Or Chantilly lace
Or personal space

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:17 pm

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch
Or Chantilly lace
Or personal space
Or Helena Christiansen's crotch

by No name Bertie Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:08 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:42 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy

by No name Bertie Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:49 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy
When the source of the verse

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:51 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy
When the source of the verse
For better or worse.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:31 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy
When the source of the verse
For better or worse
Is meter from which you can't stray boy

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