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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 6:53 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 8:56 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow
But one thing I must know

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 9:51 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow
But one thing I must know
That, for this rhyme to flow.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 9:56 am

That sure is a hard act to follow
Subsequent rhymes will just seem hollow
But one thing I must know
That, for this rhyme to flow
A full vial of axolotl jism I must swallow

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 7:42 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:25 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 10:21 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?
That jizz makes rhymes flow

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:00 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?
That jizz makes rhymes flow
That cum makes them go

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:16 am

That rhyme took an abstract turn
The question is - what did we learn?
That jizz makes rhymes flow
That cum makes them go
But Pal Joey's axolotl's a concern
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:06 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:27 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 1:30 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander
well that's something newt
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 2:11 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander
well that's something newt
it's smile is quite cute.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 2:18 pm

Apparently it's a kind of salamander
You can inject iodine and make it much grander
well that's something newt
it's smile is quite cute.
And it just got squashed by a panda

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 3:52 pm

I once had a panda for tea
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 4:18 pm

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 10:19 pm

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me
It took me some time to digest it

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 8:36 am

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me
It took me some time to digest it
And then what? You guessed it -

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 8:42 am

I once had a panda for tea
Even though it was bigger than me
It took me some time to digest it
And then what? You guessed it -
It wouldn't fit down the lavatory.

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Post by Galted on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 8:48 am

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Post by nadeem2099 on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 10:39 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 10:46 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:38 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt
My one runs out on the 21st, Nadeem

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Post by Galted on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:45 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt
My one runs out on the 21st, Nadeem
The lack of metre in this particular rhyme makes me want to scream
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:49 am

My Netflix subscription has just ran out
Stranger things have happened, no doubt
My one runs out on the 21st, Nadeem
The lack of metre in this particular rhyme makes me want to scream
"C'mon everybody let's twist and shout!"

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 1:53 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter

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Post by Guest on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 2:06 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 2:56 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter
They shouldn't be really long in syllabic count, like this line

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 3:18 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter
They shouldn't be really long in syllabic count, like this line
Which is not fine

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 3:26 pm

Third and fourth lines should really be shorter
Like the hairline on Gail Porter
They shouldn't be really long in syllabic count, like this line
Which is not fine
Rick's is more like what it oughta

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 3:27 pm

...be

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Post by Galted on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 5:10 pm

...be
that was done most intelligently
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Post by No name Bertie on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 12:37 am

...be
that was done most intelligently
But Freakie has stepped out Sad

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Post by Galted on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:30 am

...be
that was done most intelligently
But Freakie has stepped out
For some clunge and a stout
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:45 am

...be
that was done most intelligently
But Freakie has stepped out
For some clunge and a stout
All noted by Sarah Huckabee

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 10:20 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 10:26 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 10:34 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?
He just up and left

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 10:52 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?
He just up and left
And left this thread bereft

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 11:14 am

It's true, Freekshow has left this site
How come, was he booted, or flight?
He just up and left
And left this thread bereft
Of a weirdo exposed by moonlight

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Post by No name Bertie on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 11:45 pm

Some of these Limericks are top notch

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 15 Jun 2018, 1:07 am

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Jun 2018, 10:11 am

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch
Or Chantilly lace

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 15 Jun 2018, 11:07 am

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch
Or Chantilly lace
Or personal space

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Jun 2018, 12:17 pm

Some of these Limericks are top notch
Like a 200 year old blended malt scotch
Or Chantilly lace
Or personal space
Or Helena Christiansen's crotch

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Post by No name Bertie on Fri 15 Jun 2018, 1:08 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 15 Jun 2018, 2:42 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy

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Post by No name Bertie on Mon 18 Jun 2018, 2:49 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy
When the source of the verse

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 18 Jun 2018, 2:51 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy
When the source of the verse
For better or worse.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 18 Jun 2018, 3:31 pm

You could publish these ditties in Playboy
That's easy for you to say boy
When the source of the verse
For better or worse
Is meter from which you can't stray boy

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